Hyrule Castle Town
Upon reaching the Hyrule Castle Moat, you will find a lone Zora, swimming laps around the moat.
I'm trying to beat the record for fastest lap time by a Zora! I've already beaten the fastest times for a Goron, and a Hylian, but I have to be the best
What are you going to challenge me to a race?
Hahahaha! You'd need at least a pair of rubber flippers
to challenge me!
If you ignore or have finished talking to Natu, you continue into castle town. There's lots of places to look at!
Hello! Welcome to the Castle Town Bazaar! Here you can buy arrows, Deku Nuts, a wooden shield, or a Hylian Sheild. Been in business since before you were born scrub! Now buy something will ya?!?
Your first play is on the house. All subsequent plays are 20rp.
Every three plays yields an automatic win, with the possibility of multiple wins based on a dice roll.
Playing once or two times may still yield a win, but you will not receive winnings from multiple wins or from playing once or twice until the next time the GM checks the site.
Please note that the GM will check several times a day. After a GM check, you will receive all winnings earned from any games you played or chances you took.
If you opt for an automatic win, you may continue as though you immediately received the winnings.
Here are the winnings for Bombchu Bowling
1st win: Bomb Bag or Bomb Bag upgrade (Increases your max bombs held by ten.)
Subsequent wins: 50rp.
Inside there is nothing but a man holding carrying a massive pack, wearing a face of indescribably creepy happiness. There are no shelves, just dank, windowless, lightless walls and dusty mist. if not for the light of Bubby, you could surely not see anything...
You may borrow one mask per post, per day. Each mask has a different power, and some may be incorporated later into puzzles. You may use the mask that you've chosen immediately. Masks are subject to first come first serve.
Deku mask- Used to transform into a Deku Scrub. Fire encounters now cause instant death. Can be avoided if possible by using a non-wooden sheild.
Goron mask- Used to transform into a Goron. Fire encounters now do no damage.
Zora mask- Used to transform into a Zora. You now cannot drown.
Fierce Deity Mask-Putting it on seems to produce no effect. (It won't be used for boss fights but may come up in a later puzzle)
Postman's Hat- Visiting the Post office with this hat will make you seem like a postman! Anything could happen!
All Night Mask- You don't sleep!
Blast Mask- Areas and items that would usually react to bombs can now be used without bombs. however you will take explosive damage.
Stone Mask- Makes you seem as plain as stone. Area's only blocking you with guards will now be accessible to you.
Great Fairy Mask- Doesn't seem to do anything but shimmer all the time... (Will definitely be usable later.)
Keaton Mask- Attack any living bushes to make the Keaton appear!
Bremen Mask- Allows you to summon small animals to your aid.
Bunny Hood- Decreases chances taken and automatic win attempts by one.
Don Gero Mask- Frogs can talk to you now! They might have useful things on them.
Mask of Scents- You now can smell as well as you can see!
Dairy Mask- You now get free milk from whoever sells it!
Circus Leader's Mask- Every day that you wear this mask in Castle Town, a courier will pop up and hand you a bag marked "Circus Earnings." How many rupees are in the bag is determined by a dice roll, but will vary between 50 and 300 rupees.
Imitation Mask- Appears to be a mirror, but will turn you into the first person you see after putting on the mask. Remove the mask to change back.
Four-Mask- Will turn you into four different versions of yourself.
Mask of Truth- Will enable you to see when someone is lying or not.
Dancer's Mask- You can now dance better than anyone!
Gibdo Mask- Use this to prevent attracting the attention of monsters. Bosses and mini-bosses won't be fooled though.
Garo's Mask- Wear this mask once a day to duel a Garo! Your chance of winning is determined by a die roll, weapon items may increase that chance. If you win, a small scroll containing a secret will be delivered along with any other winnings you may have earned!
Captain's hat- Command an army of three Stal-children at any time to aid you in battle!
Giant's hat- Turns you into a giant (Please don't abuse)
Hello! We sell bombchus here! Lots and Lots of Bombchus! We also sell bombs... but who would want any of those! That's for normals! Remember that you must have a bomb bag to carry these safely!
The Temple towers above you, gorgeous in the forested park backdrop. There is much history behind these walls, ancient secrets that few know. All around it, the wind seems to have no effect on the trees, giving the illusion that time is truly standing still around it.
Hello my name is Charlo-Tan. Can I interest you in funding peace for Hyrule? All proceeds go straight to the poor like myself!
Girl 1-Who is this person?
Girl 2-I don't know them at all!
Girl 3-Must be some nobody...
Oh... Um... Wow! I'm so happy for you that you won... um... I think I'm going to have to upgrade this place! Yes! Next time you come, It will be so challenging that theres no way you'll win! So how about that tough guy? Think you're up to the challenge?? Then I dare you to come back soon!
Who the heck are you! Hey just because I'm here doesn't mean I have anything to say to you, or that anything I have to say is your business! Everyone new in this town seems to talk to EVERYONE at least once or twice, only to discover that most of us just say the same thing to EVERYONE! Like that old guy at the bar, no matter how many times you go and talk to him he tells you the same exact story word for word!
*You both look at the smiling old sea-salt, he appears to be quite happy in his drunken state, a dribble of saliva creeping from the edge of his smile.*
Well not me! I don't wanna be like the rest of these emptyheads! So everyone who tries to talk to me, I'm gonna push away!
Inside the small tent is what appears to be a fortune telling booth.
No fortune teller... not a single person around... just... a booth...
As you approach closer to the pedestaled glass box, torches on the ground around the tent erupt in a blue light... revealing... a mechanical cucco. The cucco's eyes turn red and it begins to speak...
Welcome to Carmena the Cucco's Palace... I was created by Burana, the legendary fortune teller, and left here because we knew you would arrive. We also knew you'd be willing to part with a measly ten rupees for the trouble of placing this booth here just for you. Just feed them into the machine, and I will lay the egg that was predetermined for your arrival. If you are not willing to part with the rupee's then our prediction could not be true yet, and it is not time for us to tell your fortune... But beware! If it IS your time, and you refuse this fortune out of spite, you will forever be unaware of the secret you were destined to receive! Dare you tempt... fate?
Then the cucco's eyes grow dim and it's robotic head points down as though sleeping.
A worn cobble path leads up to a massive gate, with huge stone walls on either side. There is also a guard on duty through the gate. You can see the castle spires up over the sheer stone walls. Unless the gate is opened on the other side by the guard, you can't seem to go any further.]
Ah! Bubby's with you! The Princess said to inform anyone who came along with Bubby to return tomorrow at noon. Here is a letter of board from the royal family. Just show this at any inn or tavern and they will provide you with a place to stay on the royal family's coin until your business with the royal family is completed. The princess would also like to give you this purple rupee (50) for spending money on your visit. Have a good day, and may the only darkness that follows you be your shadow.
As you climb, you hear footsteps on the plateau of the stone in front of you. There appear to be guards up there to make sure no one does this very thing... maybe you should climb down now...
Hello there! An' I welcome ye to Rem's Magical Shoe Shop! Why don't the sign say magical? Well see, I don't really sell any magical shoes no more... Unfortunately I was forced to revise the sign since it's a hefty fine to false advertise... I used to make the most wonderful boots you ever saw! But now I jus' make normal boots my friend... at any rate! Ya here to buy? I still make some fantastic shoes!!! Take a look see!
Leather Boots= 5 rp. a pair
Iron Boots= 20 rp. a pair
Hover Boots= 40 rp. a pair
Pegasus Boots= 60 rp. a pair
Ah well the leather boots... they just keep ye' from the normal wear an' tear of the world. But if ye' ever fancy visitin' Odon, Lon Lon, or that one Ranch out in Terminus, you'll be needed some boots like these to keep them from labelin' you some touristy cowpoke what they can squeeze some rupees out of.
Iron boots... well ther really for fisherman an' the like. They keep em grounded in quick moving streams.
...
Ah, I see you're waiting for me to describe the other two... well... ye' cant buy 'em anymore, cuz I run dry of angel down fer the makin'...
But eh... Hover boots'll give ye a few steps of surfaceless walkin' Got a few feet of air to walk over? Not a problem! Need t' keep from splashin mud an' the like all over yer fancy party clothes? Them boots is good fer that too.
Pegasus boots have a different quality. By crossing the feathers hover vectors I caused a completely new effect! Those one's'd make you jump straight up off the ground about ten feet! How crazy is that! With a little practice, it aint to hard to jump over massive gaps and the like. The trouble is, ye can't run in them, not like the hover boots. If you hit the ground too hard with your foot ye'll launch into the air! An' thats no good...
But unfortunately I don't have any more Angel Down fer those two, an me crewmate won't sell 'em to me... Harrumph!
Odd Potion= 5 rp.
Red Potion= 10 rp.
Green Potion= 10 rp.
Blue Potion= 40 rp.
Fairy= 20 rp.
Magic Powder= 50 rp.
Blue Flame= 120 rp.
Everywhere around you are golden bugs of every kind, snails, grasshoppers, ants, even rhinobeetles! There are plants everywhere, and in the middle, a gigantic tree! If you go upstairs you'll find a sleeping old woman in a pinafore by the fire, two buzzing golden bees flying around over her head...
"AAAAAgh! Whos-Happening-How-What!?!?!??" The woman jums up eyes wide, screamin' like a crazy woman. Then she sees you and the scream dies down slowly...
"aaaa...aa..a...a customer!!!! Why HELLO DEAR!" She says, getting real uncomfortably close... "I am agatha the bug woman! I sell mechanical bugs! See all of these beautys around you? Mechanical! Every one! See when I was a little girl i noticed that they were different from the other bugs I collected... their movements were jerkier and less refined and natural then the real thing. So I bribed some ridiculously clothed boy to catch two of each of these special bugs! One male, and one female. Then I studied them closely until I discovered that they were little golden machines! i spent years working out how to build my own, and after decades of intense study, ta-da!" The woman pulls out a large golden bug the size of your palm with massive pincers... "My own golden bugs! And these are even controllable if you have the magical will to do it! Just wind it up and imagine it doing what you want it to! They're very receptive. You can use these for all kinds of functions! What do you say we negotiate a price? Hm? 200 rp.?"
Hyrule Castle town is a major center of wealth and commerce for thousands of miles around. Many people know of it's great opportunities and rumored safety. Right now, castle town is full to bursting with refugee's needing the sanctuary of its magic barriers.
Many of it's inhabitants are ignorant of the darkness everywhere else, and life moves on where it has become a struggle elsewhere. That's not to say everyone is in castle town. Many think of the new events of the world as just 'hard times' and continue their lives rather passably in the rest of the world. But many, especially those who have experienced firsthand what is happening in the temples around the world, see Hyrule as their only hope of escaping destruction.
Hyrule Castle is surrounded by a moat, with drawbridge's all around that only lower during the day. There is a bridge on the East, West, and South portions of the city. The Northen moat has no drawbridge, and leads to the Terminus fields and forests, which eventually turn into the Terminus sewers. Further information may be received upon further exploration.
On all other sides of the moat, are the Hyrule fields, which lead to Death Mountain in the East, Zora River in the South East, Kokiri Forest in the South, Lake Hylia in the South West, Zora's Domain in the West, and Gerudo Valley in the North West. Further information about these locations may also be available upon exploration.
Many of it's inhabitants are ignorant of the darkness everywhere else, and life moves on where it has become a struggle elsewhere. That's not to say everyone is in castle town. Many think of the new events of the world as just 'hard times' and continue their lives rather passably in the rest of the world. But many, especially those who have experienced firsthand what is happening in the temples around the world, see Hyrule as their only hope of escaping destruction.
Hyrule Castle is surrounded by a moat, with drawbridge's all around that only lower during the day. There is a bridge on the East, West, and South portions of the city. The Northen moat has no drawbridge, and leads to the Terminus fields and forests, which eventually turn into the Terminus sewers. Further information may be received upon further exploration.
On all other sides of the moat, are the Hyrule fields, which lead to Death Mountain in the East, Zora River in the South East, Kokiri Forest in the South, Lake Hylia in the South West, Zora's Domain in the West, and Gerudo Valley in the North West. Further information about these locations may also be available upon exploration.
Upon reaching the Hyrule Castle Moat, you will find a lone Zora, swimming laps around the moat.
I'm trying to beat the record for fastest lap time by a Zora! I've already beaten the fastest times for a Goron, and a Hylian, but I have to be the best
What are you going to challenge me to a race?
Hahahaha! You'd need at least a pair of rubber flippers
to challenge me!
If you ignore or have finished talking to Natu, you continue into castle town. There's lots of places to look at!
Hello! Welcome to the Castle Town Bazaar! Here you can buy arrows, Deku Nuts, a wooden shield, or a Hylian Sheild. Been in business since before you were born scrub! Now buy something will ya?!?
Arrows-2 rp. each!
Deku nuts-1 rp. each!
Wooden Shield- 20 rp.
Hylian Shield- 80 rp.
Deku nuts-1 rp. each!
Wooden Shield- 20 rp.
Hylian Shield- 80 rp.
Ahem-hem *coughs up some smoke* have you ever heard of the... of the... zzzzzzzzzzz-amazing, zzzzzzzzzzz-powerful, zzzzzzzzz-makes you invincible, zzzzzzzzzzz-free...
... He doesn't wake up, and continues to mumble. At least the ashes from his pipe have gone out now.
zzzzzz... Oh what? A customer! Excuse me! I'm so sorry! This is... this is so embarassing! Erm... I'll tell you what. If you don't tell my boss that I was sleeping on the job, I'll give you a free game!
Erhm Ahem WHAAAAAAAT? JULIETTA! WAKE UP! I am so sorry! This won't happen again, I promise! I may fire that lazy girl if this keeps going on... At any rate, please have a game on the house, I feel sure that once you have played, you will forget this negligence and be filled with fun! ^^
Your first play is on the house. All subsequent plays are 20rp.
Every three plays yields an automatic win, with the possibility of multiple wins based on a dice roll.
Playing once or two times may still yield a win, but you will not receive winnings from multiple wins or from playing once or twice until the next time the GM checks the site.
Please note that the GM will check several times a day. After a GM check, you will receive all winnings earned from any games you played or chances you took.
If you opt for an automatic win, you may continue as though you immediately received the winnings.
Here are the winnings for Bombchu Bowling
1st win: Bomb Bag or Bomb Bag upgrade (Increases your max bombs held by ten.)
Subsequent wins: 50rp.
Inside there is nothing but a man holding carrying a massive pack, wearing a face of indescribably creepy happiness. There are no shelves, just dank, windowless, lightless walls and dusty mist. if not for the light of Bubby, you could surely not see anything...
Why hello there! And Welcome to my Happy Mask shop! I have travelled many places and times, and have found that the way people are happiest, is when they can be someone else! It's all so very vicarious! So I've set up these shops to spread happiness to everyone! But of course these masks aren't cheap! No... these are special masks... I have lots of them, but I only loan them... not sell them. You may have one mask at a time... But no more! And when you loan out a mask, I'm afraid you must keep it until the next day. I wouldn't want to cut your experiences short, after all! And be careful... sometimes even when you wish to be someone else... you may find that it is not in fact... what you wanted at all!
You may borrow one mask per post, per day. Each mask has a different power, and some may be incorporated later into puzzles. You may use the mask that you've chosen immediately. Masks are subject to first come first serve.
Deku mask- Used to transform into a Deku Scrub. Fire encounters now cause instant death. Can be avoided if possible by using a non-wooden sheild.
Goron mask- Used to transform into a Goron. Fire encounters now do no damage.
Zora mask- Used to transform into a Zora. You now cannot drown.
Fierce Deity Mask-Putting it on seems to produce no effect. (It won't be used for boss fights but may come up in a later puzzle)
Postman's Hat- Visiting the Post office with this hat will make you seem like a postman! Anything could happen!
All Night Mask- You don't sleep!
Blast Mask- Areas and items that would usually react to bombs can now be used without bombs. however you will take explosive damage.
Stone Mask- Makes you seem as plain as stone. Area's only blocking you with guards will now be accessible to you.
Great Fairy Mask- Doesn't seem to do anything but shimmer all the time... (Will definitely be usable later.)
Keaton Mask- Attack any living bushes to make the Keaton appear!
Bremen Mask- Allows you to summon small animals to your aid.
Bunny Hood- Decreases chances taken and automatic win attempts by one.
Don Gero Mask- Frogs can talk to you now! They might have useful things on them.
Mask of Scents- You now can smell as well as you can see!
Dairy Mask- You now get free milk from whoever sells it!
Circus Leader's Mask- Every day that you wear this mask in Castle Town, a courier will pop up and hand you a bag marked "Circus Earnings." How many rupees are in the bag is determined by a dice roll, but will vary between 50 and 300 rupees.
Imitation Mask- Appears to be a mirror, but will turn you into the first person you see after putting on the mask. Remove the mask to change back.
Four-Mask- Will turn you into four different versions of yourself.
Mask of Truth- Will enable you to see when someone is lying or not.
Dancer's Mask- You can now dance better than anyone!
Gibdo Mask- Use this to prevent attracting the attention of monsters. Bosses and mini-bosses won't be fooled though.
Garo's Mask- Wear this mask once a day to duel a Garo! Your chance of winning is determined by a die roll, weapon items may increase that chance. If you win, a small scroll containing a secret will be delivered along with any other winnings you may have earned!
Captain's hat- Command an army of three Stal-children at any time to aid you in battle!
Giant's hat- Turns you into a giant (Please don't abuse)
There are a few sleeping drunks and a locked door. The window next to the door has a scarlet sash hanging out of it...
Hello! We sell bombchus here! Lots and Lots of Bombchus! We also sell bombs... but who would want any of those! That's for normals! Remember that you must have a bomb bag to carry these safely!
Bombs- 5 rp. each
Water Bombs- 7 rp. each
Sticky Bombs- 10 rp. each
Bombchus- 15 rp. each
Water Bombs- 7 rp. each
Sticky Bombs- 10 rp. each
Bombchus- 15 rp. each
Hey there buddy! You look like the kind of man that can take a risk! Well every night, I send out a chest to about ten different people. They could be filled with any number of random prizes! Who knows whats in them? I know whats in them! One of them holds a useful item, another holds One Hundred Rupees! but all the rest hold five or ten rupees! Now depending on how many people also buy a chest each day, your chances of winning could be larger or smaller, but for the low low price of just 20 rupees, you could be looking at a cool hundred!
Whaddya say friend?
Whaddya say friend?
20 rp. are taken from your bag. Your prize will be awarded to you the next time a GM checks at night. You may play once a day. There will be between two and seven other non-players depending on a dice roll, and other players joining too will add to that value by one. Your winnings will be determined by a hat draw.
The Temple towers above you, gorgeous in the forested park backdrop. There is much history behind these walls, ancient secrets that few know. All around it, the wind seems to have no effect on the trees, giving the illusion that time is truly standing still around it.
The door is already opened. Inside is the main chamber where three spinning crystals float above an alter. While this temple no longer seals off the sacred realm... the archway beyond still sheaths the Master Sword, waiting for its hero to return...
You may retake your weapon.
Hello my name is Charlo-Tan. Can I interest you in funding peace for Hyrule? All proceeds go straight to the poor like myself!
Come on in and become a STAR! Collect all the stars inside this cage to win BIG BIG BIG. As well as all the fame and admiration of your peers!
Girl 1-Who is this person?
Girl 2-I don't know them at all!
Girl 3-Must be some nobody...
Each play is 20 rp. You have a zero chance of winning without one of the hookshot variants. If you have one, it is six plays for an automatic win, with no chance of winning multiple times. Non-automatic wins are determined by dice roll.
Playing between once and five times may still yield a win, but you will not receive winnings from playing between once and five times until the next time the GM checks the site.
Please note that the GM will check several times a day. After a GM check, you will receive all winnings earned from any games you played or chances you took.
If you opt for an automatic win, you may continue as though you immediately received the winnings.
Here are the winnings for Star Game
Quiver or Quiver upgrade (Increases your max arrows held by twenty.)
Playing between once and five times may still yield a win, but you will not receive winnings from playing between once and five times until the next time the GM checks the site.
Please note that the GM will check several times a day. After a GM check, you will receive all winnings earned from any games you played or chances you took.
If you opt for an automatic win, you may continue as though you immediately received the winnings.
Here are the winnings for Star Game
Quiver or Quiver upgrade (Increases your max arrows held by twenty.)
Oh... Um... Wow! I'm so happy for you that you won... um... I think I'm going to have to upgrade this place! Yes! Next time you come, It will be so challenging that theres no way you'll win! So how about that tough guy? Think you're up to the challenge?? Then I dare you to come back soon!
Haya there stranger! You wanna buy one of mah spessally trained lawn reducers? I've trained em to only eat grass down to a certain height! Now, do ya wanna talk numbers er what?
Hello! Welcome to Goro's goods! Where you can buy apples, flowers, bread, or the incredible instant hot spring! Tired of your hot spring water getting cold wherever you go? Well now wherever you are, whether it be puddle, pool, or lake, you can make it into an instant hot-spring right before your eyes!
Apples- 1 rp. each
Bread- 3 rp. each
Apple Bread- 5 rp. each
Flowers- 1rp. each
Hot Spring Water- 20 rp. per fill-up
Instant Hot Spring- 200 rp.
Bread- 3 rp. each
Apple Bread- 5 rp. each
Flowers- 1rp. each
Hot Spring Water- 20 rp. per fill-up
Instant Hot Spring- 200 rp.
Why hello there sweetie! I'm Teresa! Welcome to my Bar and Inn. Yes, I know what the sign says but I've never gotten around to changing it... At any rate, I've got milk, food, and supplies for a fair price...
Hello there stranger! Have a sit, and I'll tell ye the tale of those legendary tokens, the angelic down.
He buys you a drink and begins spinning a tale...
'Twas a dark night, not long ago, when me an my crew came across the legendary angels. These creatures, so far as I know have been seen by none but my own crew an I. Now they weren't like traditional angels, as you'd think of em. Nay, these creatures were different, hiding their faces beneath long cloaks... and their feathers seemed thinned out and dropping around them as though they were molting. Their wings seemed to be incapable of making them fly, and yet it seems possible, probable, even, that it gave them some kinna hoverin' ability. They seemed to walk on the water... nay even, they seemed to glide, as though there were a surface above it, slick as the frost on deck after a cold december evenin'. Course since that day, we been cursed... we collected the angel down, an after that all me crew started disappearin' one by one, til the last three of us had the good sense to wait below decks for the wind t' take us ashore... course these feathers had magical properties yes? You threw them at yer feet an' it was like there were a floor there in front of you. Me though? I never managed to feel right about my share of them. Always felt that they were the epitome of everything my crew died fer. And it seemed to me that they died fer nuthin. A novelty at best. Some o' the weakest magic items ever, an in great abundance. I ended up sellin' my share of 'em to me crew mates for fifty rupees an' me ship fer a thousand, an I never sailed agin. I've lived quite comfortably off me draft income an the money from that ship... an now? Well I'm all right, but me two last crew mates, me first mate, he's an Ordon goatherd. I think he's out there sellin his spessally trained goats... far as I know, he never sold any of his down. Still keeps it in a barrel. An the other? well e's plumb outta the things! He created these boots with 'em right? Says he found this story of these ancient boots what gave him the ide'er. Course now he's sold all of 'em... they were a hot ticket item fer awhile, but I haven't see hide ner tail feather of one of 'em boots in years. People must've bought them thinkin' they were the coolest, hottest, coolest new thing, an then trashed 'em....
Well that's me tale mate... Hope yer doin' well and all?"
'Twas a dark night, not long ago, when me an my crew came across the legendary angels. These creatures, so far as I know have been seen by none but my own crew an I. Now they weren't like traditional angels, as you'd think of em. Nay, these creatures were different, hiding their faces beneath long cloaks... and their feathers seemed thinned out and dropping around them as though they were molting. Their wings seemed to be incapable of making them fly, and yet it seems possible, probable, even, that it gave them some kinna hoverin' ability. They seemed to walk on the water... nay even, they seemed to glide, as though there were a surface above it, slick as the frost on deck after a cold december evenin'. Course since that day, we been cursed... we collected the angel down, an after that all me crew started disappearin' one by one, til the last three of us had the good sense to wait below decks for the wind t' take us ashore... course these feathers had magical properties yes? You threw them at yer feet an' it was like there were a floor there in front of you. Me though? I never managed to feel right about my share of them. Always felt that they were the epitome of everything my crew died fer. And it seemed to me that they died fer nuthin. A novelty at best. Some o' the weakest magic items ever, an in great abundance. I ended up sellin' my share of 'em to me crew mates for fifty rupees an' me ship fer a thousand, an I never sailed agin. I've lived quite comfortably off me draft income an the money from that ship... an now? Well I'm all right, but me two last crew mates, me first mate, he's an Ordon goatherd. I think he's out there sellin his spessally trained goats... far as I know, he never sold any of his down. Still keeps it in a barrel. An the other? well e's plumb outta the things! He created these boots with 'em right? Says he found this story of these ancient boots what gave him the ide'er. Course now he's sold all of 'em... they were a hot ticket item fer awhile, but I haven't see hide ner tail feather of one of 'em boots in years. People must've bought them thinkin' they were the coolest, hottest, coolest new thing, an then trashed 'em....
Well that's me tale mate... Hope yer doin' well and all?"
Who the heck are you! Hey just because I'm here doesn't mean I have anything to say to you, or that anything I have to say is your business! Everyone new in this town seems to talk to EVERYONE at least once or twice, only to discover that most of us just say the same thing to EVERYONE! Like that old guy at the bar, no matter how many times you go and talk to him he tells you the same exact story word for word!
*You both look at the smiling old sea-salt, he appears to be quite happy in his drunken state, a dribble of saliva creeping from the edge of his smile.*
Well not me! I don't wanna be like the rest of these emptyheads! So everyone who tries to talk to me, I'm gonna push away!
Apple= 1 rp. each
Bread= 3 rp. each
Milk= 15 rp. each
Rope= 20 rp. each
Pickaxe= 30 rp. each
Sleeping Potion= 30 rp. per fillup
Bread= 3 rp. each
Milk= 15 rp. each
Rope= 20 rp. each
Pickaxe= 30 rp. each
Sleeping Potion= 30 rp. per fillup
Inside the small tent is what appears to be a fortune telling booth.
No fortune teller... not a single person around... just... a booth...
As you approach closer to the pedestaled glass box, torches on the ground around the tent erupt in a blue light... revealing... a mechanical cucco. The cucco's eyes turn red and it begins to speak...
Welcome to Carmena the Cucco's Palace... I was created by Burana, the legendary fortune teller, and left here because we knew you would arrive. We also knew you'd be willing to part with a measly ten rupees for the trouble of placing this booth here just for you. Just feed them into the machine, and I will lay the egg that was predetermined for your arrival. If you are not willing to part with the rupee's then our prediction could not be true yet, and it is not time for us to tell your fortune... But beware! If it IS your time, and you refuse this fortune out of spite, you will forever be unaware of the secret you were destined to receive! Dare you tempt... fate?
Then the cucco's eyes grow dim and it's robotic head points down as though sleeping.
The machine whirrs and clanks loudly, rocking back and forth the cucco's eyes light up, its wings spread, and its head points toward the ceiling... Macs-a Ylsuoiv-bo si, Siht Nom'k!
A mist swirls around the booth, dark and foreboding, and as the chant completes, she lets out a loud crow, and stands up. An egg pops out of the cucco and into a small hole in its synthetic nest. You hear it roll down through the mechanisms until finally, a slot pops open revealing your egg.
Carry this egg, and in a few hours, (maybe even less, depending on your exposure to sunlight...) It will hatch! Revealing the harbinger of your fortune within! Do not try to break the fortune out... or it will perish undeveloped. The fortune must identify you, feel your warmth to determine who the fortune is for... that it is really you...
A mist swirls around the booth, dark and foreboding, and as the chant completes, she lets out a loud crow, and stands up. An egg pops out of the cucco and into a small hole in its synthetic nest. You hear it roll down through the mechanisms until finally, a slot pops open revealing your egg.
Carry this egg, and in a few hours, (maybe even less, depending on your exposure to sunlight...) It will hatch! Revealing the harbinger of your fortune within! Do not try to break the fortune out... or it will perish undeveloped. The fortune must identify you, feel your warmth to determine who the fortune is for... that it is really you...
A worn cobble path leads up to a massive gate, with huge stone walls on either side. There is also a guard on duty through the gate. You can see the castle spires up over the sheer stone walls. Unless the gate is opened on the other side by the guard, you can't seem to go any further.]
Ah! Bubby's with you! The Princess said to inform anyone who came along with Bubby to return tomorrow at noon. Here is a letter of board from the royal family. Just show this at any inn or tavern and they will provide you with a place to stay on the royal family's coin until your business with the royal family is completed. The princess would also like to give you this purple rupee (50) for spending money on your visit. Have a good day, and may the only darkness that follows you be your shadow.
As you climb, you hear footsteps on the plateau of the stone in front of you. There appear to be guards up there to make sure no one does this very thing... maybe you should climb down now...
Hello there! An' I welcome ye to Rem's Magical Shoe Shop! Why don't the sign say magical? Well see, I don't really sell any magical shoes no more... Unfortunately I was forced to revise the sign since it's a hefty fine to false advertise... I used to make the most wonderful boots you ever saw! But now I jus' make normal boots my friend... at any rate! Ya here to buy? I still make some fantastic shoes!!! Take a look see!
Leather Boots= 5 rp. a pair
Iron Boots= 20 rp. a pair
Hover Boots= 40 rp. a pair
Pegasus Boots= 60 rp. a pair
Ah well the leather boots... they just keep ye' from the normal wear an' tear of the world. But if ye' ever fancy visitin' Odon, Lon Lon, or that one Ranch out in Terminus, you'll be needed some boots like these to keep them from labelin' you some touristy cowpoke what they can squeeze some rupees out of.
Iron boots... well ther really for fisherman an' the like. They keep em grounded in quick moving streams.
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Ah, I see you're waiting for me to describe the other two... well... ye' cant buy 'em anymore, cuz I run dry of angel down fer the makin'...
But eh... Hover boots'll give ye a few steps of surfaceless walkin' Got a few feet of air to walk over? Not a problem! Need t' keep from splashin mud an' the like all over yer fancy party clothes? Them boots is good fer that too.
Pegasus boots have a different quality. By crossing the feathers hover vectors I caused a completely new effect! Those one's'd make you jump straight up off the ground about ten feet! How crazy is that! With a little practice, it aint to hard to jump over massive gaps and the like. The trouble is, ye can't run in them, not like the hover boots. If you hit the ground too hard with your foot ye'll launch into the air! An' thats no good...
But unfortunately I don't have any more Angel Down fer those two, an me crewmate won't sell 'em to me... Harrumph!
There doesn't seem to be anyone home...
Hello, and welcome to the bottle shop! Need a bottle? Wanna fill a bottle? We have just the thing for you!
Odd Potion= 5 rp.
Red Potion= 10 rp.
Green Potion= 10 rp.
Blue Potion= 40 rp.
Fairy= 20 rp.
Magic Powder= 50 rp.
Blue Flame= 120 rp.
Everywhere around you are golden bugs of every kind, snails, grasshoppers, ants, even rhinobeetles! There are plants everywhere, and in the middle, a gigantic tree! If you go upstairs you'll find a sleeping old woman in a pinafore by the fire, two buzzing golden bees flying around over her head...
"AAAAAgh! Whos-Happening-How-What!?!?!??" The woman jums up eyes wide, screamin' like a crazy woman. Then she sees you and the scream dies down slowly...
"aaaa...aa..a...a customer!!!! Why HELLO DEAR!" She says, getting real uncomfortably close... "I am agatha the bug woman! I sell mechanical bugs! See all of these beautys around you? Mechanical! Every one! See when I was a little girl i noticed that they were different from the other bugs I collected... their movements were jerkier and less refined and natural then the real thing. So I bribed some ridiculously clothed boy to catch two of each of these special bugs! One male, and one female. Then I studied them closely until I discovered that they were little golden machines! i spent years working out how to build my own, and after decades of intense study, ta-da!" The woman pulls out a large golden bug the size of your palm with massive pincers... "My own golden bugs! And these are even controllable if you have the magical will to do it! Just wind it up and imagine it doing what you want it to! They're very receptive. You can use these for all kinds of functions! What do you say we negotiate a price? Hm? 200 rp.?"
