[IC] Animal Army

[Gentlemanvaultboy]

Slendy said
"Look gramps I'm a solo artist if I needed help to kill anyone I'd ask." Dante walked towards Vlad. " If you don't mind you can give me a F for friendship in this team work bull."

"Well that kinda not an option Captain Edge, because otherwise the teams aren't even." Shemp calls over, not even looking up from Oliver. "See Doc, this is what happens when you let a guy run around and kill whoever he pleases with nary a slap on the wrist. He thinks he can walk all over you."

"That said, hey Roxy? Want to be on our team? That would get things sorted out, 5 V 5."

[Slendy]

Gentlemanvaultboy said
"Well that kinda not an option Captain Edge, because otherwise the teams aren't even." Shemp calls over, not even looking up from Oliver. "See Doc, this is what happens when you let a guy run around and kill whoever he pleases with nary a slap on the wrist. He thinks he can walk all over you.""That said, hey Roxy? Want to be on our team? That would get things sorted out, 5 V 5."

"Captain Edge........?" Dante quietly repeated to himself. "Look! I respect gramps,but make another smart ass remark and Captain edge will be making sushi. You got that!" Dante stares at Vlad with a disagreeing facial expression. " Which team do you won't me on?"

[nerminator]

Oliver walked up from the corner to dante and attempted to say "If your making Sushi I'll Claw your eyes out", but it only came out as "if meow meow sushi Mew mew Meow" due to the fact that hes a cat, *What exactly Have I done to deserve this again?*

[KatherinWinter]

Gentlemanvaultboy said
"Well that kinda not an option Captain Edge, because otherwise the teams aren't even." Shemp calls over, not even looking up from Oliver. "See Doc, this is what happens when you let a guy run around and kill whoever he pleases with nary a slap on the wrist. He thinks he can walk all over you.""That said, hey Roxy? Want to be on our team? That would get things sorted out, 5 V 5."

Roxy shrugged. "Fine by me. I don't care what team I'm on." She just wanted to get this game started. She hated stand around doing nothing. She studied the two teams wondering if any of them had any skill. She doubted it. Other then Zain none of them moved like athletes. She pushed away from the wall and moved over to Shemp. "Unfortunately we cant start until everyone is human."

[nerminator]

"well we can tell thats not going to happen" Oliver said actually saying it in english weirdly *how did I do that?*. "go on without me I don't really care about sports" oliver said. surprising everyone in the room that a cat could talk

[Gentlemanvaultboy]

"Ain't no rule says a cat can't play basketball." Shemp says. "That's been the premise of, like, a dozen kids movies. Buuuuut, I don't like our chances with you like this. Hold on a minute." Shemp starts thinking.

Suddenly he snaps his fingers. "Got it! Try and think of a muscle that only humans have and try to move it. Like uh, like, likelikelikelike the thump! Try and move your thumb all opposable like. Picture the thumb, focus on the thumb, and try and move it around like a non-primate can't."

[Saarebas]

Zain had made another three shots from half court, five three pointers, and a few dunks before he turned around and looked at the group, now composed of humans and animals. "What is the hold up?" He said dribbling the ball. "Zain got the need to bring the pain down with his mad B-ball skills"

[nerminator]

"yeah that will definitely work" Oliver said sarcastically and than thought *well If I am a cat and I can talk what else can RP magic make me do?* Oliver all of a suddenly Stood up on his two legs and took Shempys ball and began to Dribble it, "And chickens can mothertrucking fly!" Oliver yelled out loud as he dribbled the ball up to a Net and jumped in the air and dunked the ball like a b0ss

[KatherinWinter]

"Roxy, Shemp, Aerith, and Eris Vs. Zion, Dante, Jack, and Allen" Vlad stated. "Oliver you can watch until you figure out how to be human. Than you can join whatever team is behind."

[nerminator]

*aw well I'm not a big fan of team sports anyways* Oliver thought, Giving vlad a sarcastic Meow and than Oliver sat in a corner and silently watched the game while licking his paw at the same time, *so this is what its like being a cat, that can talk and play basket ball*

[Gentlemanvaultboy]

"Just to keep thing fair, buddy. I'm sure it would be a big hit top moral to get your ass demolished by a housecat." Shem said, making his way to the field. He looked around at his team and said. "Right, I've never formally played this game. I understand dunks and that the farther away you are from the enemy hoop the more points you get. Someone tell me where to stand."

[Saarebas]

Zain began to tap his foot impatiently as he held the ball to his hip. "What is the damn hold up?!" He exclaimed in an annoyed tone. "I rather not die of old age waiting for a basketball game to start." He said before looking at the people he was paired with, the three "killers". "Do any of you white boys even know how to play basketball?" He said as he started to spin the ball on his finger before moving the still spinning ball to his tail.

[Slendy]

Dante walked over to Zain. " I played it in prison once." He reaches his hand out to shake Zain's. "Nice to meet you.....Rat? Was it?"

[Saarebas]

Zain smirked and shook Dante's hand, he would feel an assortment of grime, meat grease, sweat, and other oh so lovely things. "Like wise, pissbucket was it?" He said, his tail still spinning the ball.

[Rin Okumura]

"So you're telling me that I'm on a team with the ultimate dunk master?" Allan asked as he walked over to his team. He was referring to Zain's earlier display of skill. "Now I don't feel so bad about being terrible at sports."

[Saarebas]

"That is right killer boy, you just be a human meat wall for me and I will win us the game, you savvy?" Zain said with a smirk as he flicked his tail, causing the ball to be tossed into the air and land into Zain's waiting hand.

[nerminator]

Oliver immediately Jumped and grabbed the ball from zain before he could catch it. Oliver than proceeded to Stand on his two legs and spin it "You know If I were playing this I would Own you in seconds," Oliver said half-meowing-half speaking in a very hipsterish and provoking voice.

[Saarebas]

Zain smirked and leaned down to be at eye level with Oliver. "Sorry I don't beat pussies, but I would gladly eat one." He said before biting the air a mere inch away from Oliver's nose, causing a bone chilling snap echoing through the gym, before simply taking the ball from the cat and standing up.

[KatherinWinter]

Roxy rolled her eyes. "You boys have way too much testosterone." She figured sine her team wasn't doing anything she would show them what she would to. She casually moved towards Zain. She walked around him studying his movements. She made no movement to take the ball for a few minutes. Then snatched the ball and throw it across the room towards the other basket. "You boys are very entertaining but your all talk."

[Saarebas]

Zain laughed as the girl took the ball from him and tossed it towards the basket. "You could be right babydoll, but if you ever want to find out if I can back up my talk all you got to do is ask." He said with a wink before going to get the ball. "And since you seem like the only person here to be half way decent at B-ball, well besides my mind blowing self, you count on getting my full attention in the game." He said as he dribbled the ball before he wrapped his tail around it. He then looked over to Vlad. "Hey creepy scientist dude this game street rules right? I can only get down with street rules."