Your all going to mutiny and kill Jacob at some point... Also no dropping tacticians from the sky, Sumia no doubt tried that already.

> "Sir Jerod! I...I would never do that to Sir Jacob!" > > ...She claims, after a long, long pause where she may or may not have considered it. Please. She's a woman. She wants to see some hot, viking on tactician action.

> "Sir Jerod! I...I would never do that to Sir Jacob!" > > ...She claims, after a long, long pause where she may or may not have considered it. "Lass, ye'll learn that, in due time, some lads just need a right solid blow to their bloody 'ead to get things straight, yea?" > > > > > where she's away from everyone else B( > > > > All he wants to do is love her! > > > > ... and her princess. > > > > ... and her sisters. > > > > ... at the same time, preferably. > > If it makes him feel better, he can certainly court Marianne. He'll just have to relinquish some body parts. And body functions. How come I have this feeling that, whoever ends up courting Marianne, is going to end up in a rather odd position of missing redundant (And not so redundant) body parts... > Your all going to mutiny and kill Jacob at some point... Also no dropping tacticians from the sky, Sumia no doubt tried that already. Jerod would never do that, he is having far too much fun poking constant fun at him.

> Your all going to mutiny and kill Jacob at some point... Also no dropping tacticians from the sky, Sumia no doubt tried that already. ...Thalia says what about Lorne? Can...can she drop him from the sky? B(

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> > Your all going to mutiny and kill Jacob at some point... Also no dropping tacticians from the sky, Sumia no doubt tried that already. > > Jerod would never do that, he is having far too much fun poking constant fun at him. Mutiny? But Jacob is just so interesting. Marianne would be the first to eviscerate someone over that boy.

> "Lass, ye'll learn that, in due time, some lads just need a right solid blow to their bloody 'ead to get things straight, yea?" "........are you telling me to punch him, Sir Jerod? ... Can you teach me?"

> > Your all going to mutiny and kill Jacob at some point... Also no dropping tacticians from the sky, Sumia no doubt tried that already. > > ...Thalia says what about Lorne? Can...can she drop him from the sky? B( Yes, also Lorne is approved, however two Axe's would count as one Iron axe in inventory, simply smaller axes like the pirates from Sacred stones.  Look I found a cute pirate Gif!

> > "Lass, ye'll learn that, in due time, some lads just need a right solid blow to their bloody 'ead to get things straight, yea?" > > "........are you telling me to punch him, Sir Jerod? > > ... > > Can you teach me?" He's from Ferox. The more violent she is, the more appealing she is. :P

> > "Lass, ye'll learn that, in due time, some lads just need a right solid blow to their bloody 'ead to get things straight, yea?" > > "........are you telling me to punch him, Sir Jerod? > > ... > > Can you teach me?" "Hah! Aye lass, I can teach ye a thing 'r two 'bout knockin' a feller flat on his arse! We'll need us a volunteer fer trainin', o' course..."

> > > "Lass, ye'll learn that, in due time, some lads just need a right solid blow to their bloody 'ead to get things straight, yea?" > > > > "........are you telling me to punch him, Sir Jerod? > > > > ... > > > > Can you teach me?" > > "Hah! Aye lass, I can teach ye a thing 'r two 'bout knockin' a feller flat on his arse! We'll need us a volunteer fer trainin', o' course..." Not it.

Soooo. Where is everyone exactly? Like, location wise. A castle... a camp? I kinda wanna crash this dinner party. :P

> > > "Lass, ye'll learn that, in due time, some lads just need a right solid blow to their bloody 'ead to get things straight, yea?" > > > > "........are you telling me to punch him, Sir Jerod? > > > > ... > > > > Can you teach me?" > > "Hah! Aye lass, I can teach ye a thing 'r two 'bout knockin' a feller flat on his arse! We'll need us a volunteer fer trainin', o' course..." Don't we have practice dummies for that kind of stuff?

> He's from Ferox. The more violent she is, the more appealing she is. :P "Well I'm certainly not just going to sit there like a docile little lamb. >:C" > "Hah! Aye lass, I can teach ye a thing 'r two 'bout knockin' a feller flat on his arse! We'll need us a volunteer fer trainin', o' course..." "Excellent, that would be most appreciated! I...I'm ready to learn how to punch someone's lights out whenever the opportunity to practice arises!" (Are you sure you don't want to help and volunteer, Jacob? Are you _sure_?)

> > > > "Lass, ye'll learn that, in due time, some lads just need a right solid blow to their bloody 'ead to get things straight, yea?" > > > > > > "........are you telling me to punch him, Sir Jerod? > > > > > > ... > > > > > > Can you teach me?" > > > > "Hah! Aye lass, I can teach ye a thing 'r two 'bout knockin' a feller flat on his arse! We'll need us a volunteer fer trainin', o' course..." > > Don't we have practice dummies for that kind of stuff? We do, but where's the fun in that? A practice dummy just sits there without reacting. Real practice gets her used to people trying to not get hit. > > He's from Ferox. The more violent she is, the more appealing she is. :P > > "Well I'm certainly not just going to sit there like a docile little lamb. >:C" > > > "Hah! Aye lass, I can teach ye a thing 'r two 'bout knockin' a feller flat on his arse! We'll need us a volunteer fer trainin', o' course..." > > "Excellent, that would be most appreciated! I...I'm ready to learn how to punch someone's lights out whenever the opportunity to practice arises!" > > (Are you sure you don't want to help and volunteer, Jacob? Are you _sure_?) "Aye lass, I'll be keepin' me eye out fer some volunteers. Try convincin' that champion o' naga to help ye out, just dun' tell him what ye' plannin!" And with that, I need to go for a few hours, but I'll be back to see what kind of trouble has gone on while I am otherwise unavailable.

"Are we just learning to punch? When do we get to cut people's feet off?" On a side note, look at all dem quote marks.

> "Are we just learning to punch? When do we get to cut people's feet off?" > > On a side note, look at all dem quote marks. I've started a trend. All in a days work. I'll accept the dark mage as my repayment for my services.

> > "Are we just learning to punch? When do we get to cut people's feet off?" > > > > On a side note, look at all dem quote marks. > > I've started a trend. All in a days work. > > I'll accept the dark mage as my repayment for my services. "Ahahhahaha! You're funny! Can I have his fingers too?" Yeah. That's an uphill battle you got there.

> "Ahahhahaha! You're funny! Can I have his fingers too?" > > Yeah. That's an uphill battle you got there. Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier.

Thalia gives Marianne a kind of stricken look @ cutting off people's feet. Meanwhile Rylan just squints at her. "You aren't collecting feet now, are you?"