Men vs. Women Race to 1000

[Carlyle]

438

[Sanctus Spooki]

437

[Carlyle]

438

[Sanctus Spooki]

437 KNAVE

[Carlyle]

438, buffoon!

*draws longsword*

[Sanctus Spooki]

437! Nincompoop!

*squirrels himself away inside his tower*

[Carlyle]

438, heretic!

*calls for the trebuchets and catapults*

[Sanctus Spooki]

347!

Knights, to me! Vanquish this delinquent!

[Carlyle]

438!

Knights? Longbowmen, knock! On my command, fire!

[Sanctus Spooki]

437!

This isn't Agincourt, and you are no Henry. Janissaries, show this fool the meaning of superiour arms, and training.

[Carlyle]

438!

Superior training and arms? Hah, your "guns" take forever to reload, and can't fire when wet! I'd rather take the bow over an exploding death trap in my hands!

[Sanctus Spooki]

437!

Thank god that we're all nice and warm inside this castle... And that Janissary are expert archers.

Now allow me to introduce you to my cannons.

[luna558]

436 (@Sanctus Spooki I thought you were a guy?)

[Sanctus Spooki]

435

As I said before, this king does as he pleases.

[Tracyarmav]

436

[SouffleGirl123]

435

[luna558]

434

[Tracyarmav]

435

[SouffleGirl123]

434

[DemonMiyu]

433