Men vs. Women Race to 1000

[Carlyle]

992

[0 Azzy 0]

993

[Lurking Krog]

994

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995

[Lurking Krog]

996

[Carlyle]

997

[Lurking Krog]

998

[Carlyle]

999

[Lurking Krog]

1000

[Carlyle]

1000

@Lurking Krog

We did it, lads. We did it.

*pops open the champagne*

[Scarescrow]

Huzzah to us all

[Carlyle]

*prepares a victory speech*

At first, we men had started off strong, but the women had given us a bloody struggle worth our money. Several times did the number plunge back into the negatives or back in to the positives, and it seemed no side would win.

Nonetheless, it seemed we would push on. The numbers continued to increase, with sporadic resistance. There were many duels, like the one between Wick and I, where the number would fall into a stalemate until one side had brought reinforcements.

In the great war of just weeks ago Spam, the women had unleashed a new weapon. Together, they would @mention each other and send the number spiraling downwards. It had seemed all hope was lost, but with perseverance, the men rallied, and recovered their losses.

During the final days of the Spam war, the men would encounter a few blimps of resistance. The number would dwindle a few, or it would meet in another stalemate, but through fast and quick posting, the number was accelerated to 1,000, and here we stand today, victorious.

To the victors! *commits the act of sabrage with another bottle of champagne*

That was incredibly cheesy, but the war only continues, my friends and comrades. NEW GAME: 1

[Scarescrow]

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