Contrary to her reputation, Lauren Negasi did not put everything she could on the receiving end of her hands. Just ask Ben Lloyd, who had been sullen after a full week of being forced to use his own.
Anyone who really grew up on the streets knew that fighting everything was a good way to get your head stuffed sideways up your ass for good. In the name of continuing to work your grind, sometimes you had to book it in the face of something unwinnable - or, in this case, ignore the fight and focus on the grind anyway.
As much as she would have loved to help...
A true bad bitch knows her limitations, but never voices them aloud. And armed with only a fire ax and a quarter of her clothes, Lauren Negasi knew that she was gonna have to leave this Manticore on the shortlist of the things that remained unmolested during her time at Beacon.
Oh well. It could keep Cap some company.
Luckily, there was still one boy on the ground with her who Lauren felt very capable of molesting.
Her gaze drifted to the yard full of abandoned trucks they had first passed by hours before. A quick inspection of their inner workings from the start of their mission had confirmed some of them were in working condition, and though they weren't going to be any good in getting the ground team out of Dodge...they could probably be used to make a much, much shorter trip. One that could wrap up the last little loose end in this mission nice and neat.
Her gaze drifted back to the cargo door she, Luke, and Cian had opened on their way up. The lift was still waiting for them...along with untold barrels of spooky superpower-granting chemicals back in the basement they'd just abandoned. And since she was no good fighting the Manticore...she may as well make everyone some money on the side!
Now, the action movies liked to make a big deal out of sliding through the conveniently-sized driver's side window of the car you intended to steal. It looked cool, it was (supposed to be) quicker than opening a door, and it showed what an effortless badass your otherwise staid white boy secret agent could be when he wanted to put the effort in. And for little kids? It worked great! Lauren had spent the best part of two happy years slipping and sliding through all manner of open windows into a driver's seat of the car, from when she was ten to twelve. Unfortunately, as many a Beacon student could now attest, puberty had hit her like a truck.
And for a girl who bellowed like a bull with a bug up its ass when she was forced to so much as wear a bra outside missions ("AAAAAAAAAARGH HELP ME SANGUE") squishing her chest to fit into a little crevice like that just didn't do the trick anymore.
So instead of executing her old entry method of a decade past, her only options were 'milquetoast' and 'unnecessary.' She could open the car door like a regular ass motherfucker with a 9 to 5 job and a wife who wouldn't put out...
CRASH
Or she could wriggle in through the broken windshield and be thankful she had enough Aura to avoid getting cut up by the glass shower that rained upon the front seat and the floor of the truck. Rolling in and landing with a triumphant crow, she instantly dropped down below the dashboard, where she knew most of the older models of cab kept most of their wires. A minute of tinkering followed before the old beast finally revved to life with a husky growl, loud under normal conditions but almost lost underneath the sky-splitting sounds of fire from the airship and Luke's Not Jap no Jutsu.
And speaking of the little weeb...
Awkwardly splayed out along the front seat, with the truck set in reverse, her left big toe pressing down on the gas hard, and her right arm and head reached out the window, Lauren closed one eye and began to eyeball her drive-by grab of Luke. He had just landed in a pretty decent roll and was skidding to a halt, bringing himself up to full height--
"I think it might be mad now--HRRK!"
The last noise was made in shock and panic as Lauren, crying out an excited greeting, grabbed Luke's collar and pulled it backwards with the truck, digging the front of the collar into his throat as Lauren both dragged him along for the ride and attempted to hoist him one-handed into the truck. It wouldn't take her too long, and by the time he was settled in, the two of them would almost be perfectly aligned with the lift they would both ride all the way to payday. Everything would go perfectly!
...As long as she was careful with where she dropped Luke once she was done lifting him. After that electrocution stunt, he might be a bit more susceptible to the broken glass on the seat than she was.
...
...
He'd be...
Fine?
"Luuuuuuuuuke, hurry up and climb in! I'm gonna rear end the truck!"
He'd be fine.