[OOC] Heroes of Beacon - the Next Chapter

[Lucius Cypher]

It involves Oswald using his Pile Bunker on Lube. It is the Hunter Killer after all, though it's not the only thing it kills.

[MULTI_MEDIA_MAN]

That also works, lmao

[Abillioncats]

Leave Lube alone he's people.

[FlitterFaux]

I approve.

[Lucius Cypher]

Hey, it's not as if Lube can't hold his own either. After all, he's quite able to handle Oswald's sword too. Sure it's a two-hander, but Lube's got the right technique to handle such a massive blade.

[FlitterFaux]

Yep, this went exactly where I hoped it would

Goddammit! I'm seriously trying to write a post and I just started calling him Lube IC

[HereComesTheSnow]

.....I want to say many lewd things, but I'm worried I'll get beat down.

The next step in the plan is to eat Lube's food!

Also, to call him Lube in front of his sisters BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

@MULTI_MEDIA_MAN

You will die.

[Lucius Cypher]

Fate has ordained this action.

Though the real reason that Oswald wants to slum it with Lube is thanks to Lube's big ass sheath. No one really talks about it since it's not given a lot of attention, after all, such private things should only be shared among close friends. But that's why Oswald is with Lube. They're very close, so close that sometimes they need something to help them get away from each other. Butt it's difficult you see, thanks to Lube's giant ass sheath, which while large enough to hold onto Oswald's weapons, also fit him snug and tightly, as if they were made for each other. Verily, truly two hunters forged by the passion of battle and friendship.

[MULTI_MEDIA_MAN]

Awwww, come on Lube, I was clearly only joking. They're much too young to appreciate such a gem like me....

/s is far too little to express the sarcasm contained in that last little line.

Oswald hates himself.

[Lucius Cypher]

@MULTI_MEDIA_MAN

All the more reason that he and Lube need each other. Just look IC, Lube's a natural. Oswald may hate himself, but Lube is all the love you need. Accept him with open arms. Embrace it. Accept his burning passion.

[Onarax]

nope

[Plank Sinatra]

This is why people should leave writing the gay porn to Lauren.

[HereComesTheSnow]

Broke: Luke x Oswald Fujos

Woke: Luke x Jericho Fujos

Bespoke: Jericho x Heinrich Gault, the Golden King of Atlesian Heroes

[Plank Sinatra]

I unironically ship Jericho and Heinrich and believe they're an endgame couple.

[Lucius Cypher]

It's too late.



This canon is hot, loaded, and ready to fire it's payload.

[HereComesTheSnow]

The King holds a great love for all his subjects, and none moreso than the Idol of Babylon and his Devil Knight.

[Abillioncats]

giggity

[FlitterFaux]

Resist, Flitter, you must resist.

[Lucius Cypher]

@FlitterFaux



Do not fight it. Accept. Embrace. Indulge.

[HereComesTheSnow]

Local journalist kills everything