Someone, post a gif of the Madagascar penguins!
Stat!
Did I do it right?
Someone, post a gif of the Madagascar penguins!
Stat!
@NarayanKHHHHHHNG.
Such a precious little thing.
Anybody who hurts her dies.
I made a fanfic-ish thing. BASL phone calls :DBASL Phone Calls
Crackle… crackle...
”Oi, Ben!”
“…Lauren?”
“Ye! Hey, do you still have the cutting board Amy used the other day? I can’t find it.”
“…Lauren.”
“Also, I can’t find my axe. I think I left it at your home-“
“Lauren.”
“’Sup?”
“It’s 3 AM in the morning.”
“Ha ha! The hype never dies. Well, usually, that is. Call me when you find the cutting board and my hatchet!”
“Eh? Wait, Lau-“
-End of Call 1-
BASL Phone Call 2
“You usually don’t call at this time, Sangue.”
“…”
“Is something the matter? Hey, why are you breathing so heavily?”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…Are you sick?”
“…N…o…”
“That’s not convincing at all.”
“…”
“…”
“…Hi… Amy.”
“…Oh.”
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…
“Hi, I guess.”
“…Bye…”
“Yeah. See ya. And take care of yourself well, it's cold these days.”
-End of Call 2-
BASL Phone Call 3
”Alright, listen up, I’m sick and tired of the bullshit you’re spreading about my team. Y’know what I mean, right? Ben’s not a kid, Amy’s NOT doing jackshit behind the alleys, and Sangue is not a moron. Okay, maybe you see her as a moron, but come on, don’t call her a skank, you piece of sh-“
“What’s a… skank…?”
“Huh? Wait, why is Sangue- OH F-“
-End of Call 3-
BASL Phone Call 4
”Hey, Ben!”
“…Lauren, it’s 4 AM in the-“
“Ah ha ha, shaddap for a second, bud! Hey, I have a question.”
“What?”
“Imagine if you’re alone in your room, waking up because a fantastic friend of yours called you. Then you cut the phone off, but right at that moment, a curvaceous woman opens your door without any clothes to cover her body. She walks up to you… leaning over as she whispers in your ear…”
“…”
“…ABAUGAFAHWAGABALADA!!!”
“OW, GODDAMMIT, LAUREN, WHY?!”
“Ah ha ha ha ha! Ha h-“
-End of Call 4-
BASL Phone Call 5
”H…ello?”
“Sangue? What’s up?”
“Hi, Ben.”
“Ey.”
“Do… you believe in ghosts?”
“Uh… Dunno much about that. Why?”
“I had… a… nightmare.”
“A nightmare?”
“Yes.”
“Is that why you called me so early in the morning?”
“…Yes…”
“…Eh, it’s about time I got up anyway. I’ll go to your place, then. How’s that?”
“…That sounds nice.”
“Alright then, I’ll see you soon!”
“…Bye… Ben.”
-End of Call 5-
BASl Phone Call 6
”Amy, Ben wants to go swimming.”
“…So? I know that we’re all going, if that’s what you’re talking about.”
“I was just wondering about… y’know.”
“What?”
“If you decided what to wear yet.”
“Eh, not really.”
“Really? Wow, that’s some awesome timing right there, because I have this super small and thin string bikini that’ll look freakin’ sweeeeeeeeeet on y-“
-End of Call 6-
BASL Phone Call 7
”Hello?”
“Hey, Ben.”
“Amy? Thanks for calling me a bit after 8 AM, by the way. Lauren’s been destroying my sleeping pattern for a while now.”
“It’s all good. I was just wondering if you know where my box went.”
“…What box?”
“Y-You know. The one that I kept under my bunk in the dorm. I think I accidentally left it in your house while I was moving things around.”
“You had a box?”
“Yep.”
“Uhhhh, hold on a second. Let me just… Where’d I… What does it look l- Oh, I found it.”
“Thanks. Can you give it to me around this afternoon if you’re not doing?”
“Yeah, sure. Quick question, though.”
“Hm? What is it?”
“What’s in the box? I think it just vibrated for a second.”
“You don’t want to know.”
“…What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I, uh… L-Look, just give me the box this afternoon, it just has some stuff I own.”
“Yeah, but what’s in the b-“
“JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKIN’ BOX, JESUS, BEN!”
“O-Okay, alright! I’ll get it to you ASAP! Sorry.”
“Yeah. …S… See you later. It’s cold outside, so be careful.”
“Gotcha.”
-End of Call 7-
BASL Phone Call 8
”What is it this time, Lauren…? It’s freakin’ 2 AM in the morning, you broke your record, and I get it…”
“…”
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“…Laur-“”HEY NOW, YOU’RE AN ALL-STAR! GET YOUR GAME ON! YO, HEEEEEY! HEY NOW, YOU’RE A ROCK STAR-“”LAUREN, I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU ONE DAY AND YOU’LL REGRET EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF-“
-End of Call 7-
BASL Phone Call 8
”Hey, Sangue! Waddap! I just blew up a car on accident.”
“…Oh…”
“Hm? Hey, you don’t sound well.”
“I’m... f- ah…”
“Sangue? Wait, are you… sniffing…?”
“…I just…”
“If someone hurt you, I’m going to tear them a new one and stuff a box of Snickers into it! What happened?!”
“I… watched a movie.”
“…?”
“The dog, it… I wanted it to live, but… the doggie…”
“…Ohhhh. Um.”
“I don’t… feel well…”
“Uh. Yeah, heh heh. Ahem! How about you watch some random junk with me? Lighten the mood up a little; whatcha say about that?”
“…Okay. I’ll… go there…”
“Really? Alright then, just knock thrice and I’ll get you in a heartbeat. See ya!”
“…Bye…”
…
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…
“…Poor Alph…”
“This is gonna go on for a bit, huh?”
-End of Call 8-
BASL Phone Call 9
”Ayyyy lmao, waddap!”
“Lauren, I thought I sent you off for a date with Ben.”
“…Don’t word it like that. It makes my situation awkward.”
“Why’d you call me, anyway?”
“Dunno. Just thought you’d be lonely doing nothing at your home, that’s all. You should… jog or something. Get some sweat out!”
“Heh~? Well, that’s easy for you to say. You’re with Ben, so that’ll let you sweat alllllll you want by tonight.”
“…What’re you talkin’ about, Miss Insensitively Vague Shoes?”
“Lauren, do you honestly think I don’t know how much you’re enjoying your situation?”
“Bwa-“
“Hah… Maybe I’ll see a different reaction from you when you’re done hanging out with him. Maybe you’ll get flustered and go ‘N-No, it’s not like that!’ when I ask about what you did with Big Ben.”
“Wha- N-No, it’s not like tha- Wait a second…”
“Whoosh.”
“Sh-Shuddup.”
“I’ll hang up for now! Maybe I’ll casually tell our dear leader about what could make you sensitive. Later!”
“Don’t you dare do that!”
-End of Call 9-
BASL Phone Call 10
”Hyyyyyyyello?”
“P-Pew.”
“…”
“…”
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“…I’m sorry… Lauren. I thought it’d… be funny…”
“H-Hm? Oh, uh… HA HA HA HA, OH YOU’RE SUCH A COMEDIAN!”
“…”
“Ha ha, um… Sangue?”
“Yes?”
“I’ll teach you a few jokes later.”
“…Okay.”
-End of Call 10-
You know now I'm really tempted to have Robert start hanging out with Lauren and Amy more just so whenever the two make a dirty joke or something he can stand there still naively believing that babies come from storks dropping them off at couples' houses.
I just realized the sheer amount of hair she has. It's like a mane.
Now you have me working on the details of how that wire arm works.
Mmmm, magnetic fields, some sort of mental connection is a must for that many limbs, maybe little grabbers at the ends. I wonder how easily they could pierce skin.
Hey guys. Don't come in the lab for a bit will ya? I'm going to be busy for a while.
<Snipped quote by Silvan Haven>
Her wire arm is controlled with 10 percent luck, 20 percent skill, 15 percent concentrated power of will xD
Hey guys. Don't come in the lab for a bit will ya? I'm going to be busy for a while.