I got a free air mattress?

[aza]

... Why do I have an air mattress Why did it come from Vegas What the fuck.

[Kill Bones]

Man that thing is probably painted in semen

[Derpestein]

What happened in Vegas stays in Vegas. There was probably an epic journey with gambits, dice, cards, guns and narwhals. Accept the air mattress with pride. Your secret admirer made a real life action movie to get that motherfucker to you. ... Actually, there might just be bed bugs on it or something and someone threw it away. And you picked it up while sleep walking. Into vegas and back. Idk. Ghosts.

[The Silver Paladin]

Have a CSI team go through it, make sure it's safe and stuff. Then sleep on it.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Use it to construct the ultimate pillow fort.

[The Silver Paladin]

Man that thing is probably painted in semen

@Kill Bones

Get a Blacklight in here, this whole place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting. -Starlord Guardians of the Galaxy.

[Figen]

maybe you had a night to remember

[aza]

I inflated it. Doesn't look infected.

[The Silver Paladin]

I inflated it. Doesn't look infected.

@Azarthes

Still, I'd see a CSI team about it.

[BrobyDDark]

I inflated it. Doesn't look infected.

@Azarthes

Put a black-light over it. If it's clean, keep it. If it isn't clean, send it in for a DNA test. If nothing comes back, throw it out anyways. If something does come back, hunt down the guy whose DNA was on it and give him the air mattress

[aza]

Im just gonna keep it guys. I dont even have a black light

[Figen]

I just noticed the op ribbon Ain't that handy

[JurassicHole]

You should get a black light, there might be some secret message written out in semen on that thing. Might even be a treasure map to all sorts of booty.

[Awson]

Hey Aza Listen to this Heh Why don't you check the matress for cum stains? LOLOL

[Gwazi Magnum]

At least make sure to cover the mattress with a bed sheet though.

[Derpestein]

You should get a black light, there might be some secret message written out in semen on that thing. Might even be a treasure map to all sorts of booty.

@JurassicHole

If the guy made cum stains on the air mattress, it might be literal booty. Yarr.