I have a penis-related question but I have no idea how to phrase it.

[NotAMouse]

1. Hopefully this topic is "appropriate" but where the fuck else can I go to ask a question like this? 2. I'm genuinely curious because dicks are mysterious to me despite any prior experience I may have had with them. Gents, riddle me this. ...fuck, ok here we go So. When you're getting dressed for the day. You put on your boxers or briefs or whatever you choose, and then your pants/jeans/slacks/etc, and then.... do you flip the dick up or down??? and keep it which way??? does it stay up? do you let it hang down like it naturally would or do you tuck it up??? I'M SO CONFUSED. My boyfriend apparently flips/tucks it up. This is totally baffling to me. I don't get it. It influences bulge appearance and adjustment habits DO ALL/MOST MEN DO THIS????????? HELP this is the weirdest fucking thread i have ever created in my life and i'm not even drunk just confused as fuck

[Mahz]

We generally hoist it up with the small string that comes in mens' pants for this purpose.

[NotAMouse]

seriously what the fuck, man. i'm so confused. wouldn't that be uncomfortable???

[aza]

1st. Tucking is becoming a funnier word each day 2nd. Your boyfriend is just dumb.

[NotAMouse]

I feel like the equivalent of lifting/tucking the peen would be like folding up vagina lips. Wholly unnecessary and uncomfortable unless your vaglips were enormous.

[idlehands]

The primative outdoor plumbing shouldn't be so complicated, you're over thinking things.

[NotAMouse]

The primative outdoor plumbing shouldn't be so complicated, you're over thinking things.

@idlehands

[idlehands]

We generally hoist it up with the small string that comes in mens' pants for this purpose.

@Mahz

Now I can't stop picturing teeny tiny workmen with winches and a crane hoisting the dick into position. I should probably get some sleep.

[aza]

<Snipped quote by Mahz> Now I can't stop picturing teeny tiny workmen with winches and a crane hoisting the dick into position. I should probably get some sleep.

@idlehands

GOD DAMMIT I WANT THIS IN MY SIG SO BAD BUT I CAN'T GIVE IN TO SHERLOCK SOMEONE LEND ME THEIR SIGNATURE.

[Kill Bones]

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to wrap it around your waist and tie it It's fashionable

[Zurnt]

For the sake of comedy, I'll answer this one seriously. From what I understand, guys usually tuck up their "junk" in order to hide erections. Because they can occur at random they always have to be prepared. If an unexpected erection occurs and the "junk" is just hanging there, it will get stuck awkwardly in the underpants. If it is pointed up, it will be kept flat against the body by the elastic band in the underpants. Content with this answer?

[Halo]

I... have literally never heard of anyone doing that. It's just your boyfriend.

[NuttsnBolts]

HAHA! Funniest thing I read all day!

[Hank]

My boyfriend apparently flips/tucks it up. This is totally baffling to me. I don't get it. It makes his "bulge" look bigger than it ought to and forces him to readjust it periodically (sometimes uncomfortably often) during the day. DO ALL/MOST MEN DO THIS?????????

@Taaj

This is definitely the weirdest thing I've read all day. I have never heard of anyone doing that. You're supposed to just let it chill down there. That's what boxer briefs are for, to comfortably cup your cock & balls while they're hanging out. I'm not sure I'm even picturing this correctly. what the fuck man

[Awson]

<Snipped quote by Taaj> I'm not sure I'm even picturing this correctly. what the fuck man

@Hank

This. Send photo.

[Halo]

I just showed this to my roommate and we both just about pissed ourselves laughing. This has genuinely made my day.

[Smink]

I should now tuck my George up after reading these comments, but it would probably feel awkward to have it in such position. i ussually tuck it down. I rarely get spontaneous erections and besides I ussually wear long top that covers my zipper. There, I hope I answered your question. {partially}

[BrobyDDark]

Mine's always flopped to the side.

[NotAMouse]

I just showed this to my roommate and we both just about pissed ourselves laughing. This has genuinely made my day.

@Halo

Glad to be of service. To everyone that answered the question: Clearly the up-tuck is for people who fear midday boners. Everyone else is confused, not easily boner-fied, or has a micropeen. I learned something today!

[Awson]

<Snipped quote by Halo> Glad to be of service. To everyone that answered the question: Clearly the up-tuck is for people who fear midday boners. Everyone else is confused, not easily boner-fied, or has a micropeen. I learned something today!

@Taaj

You don't tuck it up in fear of boners. You tuck it in response. The constant uptuck is for weirdos.