Jesus Christ, Wes thought as he finally got the hell out of that pit of angst and whining. Sure, he thought a few of them had some good points, but Christ, it was annoying. The whiskey and wine offered up could only do so much for Wes.
When would they realize that this wasn't some two bit war film? They weren't bloody actors who had to cry and moan everytime they killed another person. The enemy was the enemy. It wasn't a game, and you didn't get extra points for feeling sorry for them. Sure, everyone has their own life, but worrying over combat would just get you killed or worse. Wes had learned quickly not to care for the enemy.
No regrets in his career choice. Sure, Wes always felt a touch sorry for the men he's killed, but it was similar to the obligation of apologizing to someone after bumping into them in the street. 'Sorry your husband is dead. I killed him with my rifle. Sucks, I guess.' You didn't have anything to complain about if you died in the field. 'I didn't sign up for this shit,' was a load of bull. You did sign up for that shit.
Hell, Wes doubted he would have a proper funeral when he eventually hit the dust. That shit was too melancholy for him. Drink, fight, fuck, was his motto. Wes remembered back to Tori's funeral. He gave her his respects and left. No use crying over it. She was a damn good leader but hell, everyone's gotta die. Not dying would be boring and repetitive, and would certainly be hell.
He didn't have any sob stories of his own. No heart-stricken lovers who dreaded hearing news from the fronts. No family to return to and tell stories to, Dad died a few years ago. Nope, Wes was a warrior, a fighter through and through, and if he was going to die, it would be on the battefield, not in some retirement home. And if he didn't die on the field? Nah, no way he wouldn't.
Humming a jolly little tune, Wes stared pitifully at the last of the mug of wine he held. Wine wasn't all that great, sure it tasted nice, but it never got him drunk unless he drank copius amounts of it. Speaking of copius amounts of wine, Wes knew just the thing to solve his problems.
The door let out a beeping noise as it slid open, followed by a, "Yo, Gerard. Open up some champagne or something. The cheap stuff'll do. I wanna get drunk." Wes walked in, ignoring the gleaming revolver held in Delacroix' hands. He wasn't one to pry into others issues. "And judging by your state, you also wish to get drunk."
As the door swished open, Gerard hurriedly dropped the pistol from its position under his chin and placed it in his lap. His habitual smile came onto his face as he swivelled around on his chair to see Wes stride in with na'ary a care in the world...or rather, 1 care if his attitude and speech were anything to go by. "I cannot say that I would not like to be, how you Americans say, smashed?" he said with a small chuckle as he discretely slid the revolved into the corner of the desk, pulling back the heavy canvas curtain which had apparently at some point slid backwards. Probably something to do with hyperspace. "but do you not think that it is a little-" he started, before looking down at his desk clock. Right...there WAS no time in hyperspace. "Scratch that, mon amie, I will break out the cheap, hard stuff," he said with a shrug as he stood up and moved towards an innocuous panel. "Hand me my keycard would you?" he asked as he slipped a fingernail behind it.
"Good man!" Wes said, grinning as he walked over to the desk, picking said keycard off of said desk and tossing it to him with a bit of dexterity over the shoulder as he sat down.
They had done this so many times it needed very little effort. Catching the keycard in the air, Gerard slipped it under the panel in a single smooth motion and, with a soft, audible click, unlocked it. Very few squadmates knew about this hidden panel, in fact it was pretty much just Wes, Maki and Sokolov. It hid a small keycard reader that he had obtained from...questionable sources and had both Maki and Lark install it. With a small whoosh of air, it swung open revealing a cooled mini cellar similar to the one in the Marauder, but the bottles were significantly less ornate. This was the stuff which they needed to get truly 'smashed'. Dragging out a bottle of amber liquid, he absent mindedly tossed it behind him. It was already half empty. "I think this was the cognac you liked last time, Shanks," he said as he reached further in for a bottle of cheap chardonnay.
Wes caught the bottle easily after taking a seat at the desk, disregarding any lack of invitation not to. He pulled the cork with his teeth before reaching in and pulling out the revolver Gerard had tried to hide. "S'a pretty little peashooter you got here," Wes said as he examined it, opening the chamber. "Empty. Figures, knowing you. Can you believe Colt is still in service after all these centuries?" Wes shrugged before taking a sip of the cognac. "Fruity. I like it."
Feeling a pang of regret for leaving the revolver out in the open, Gerard strode over and pried it from his hands, stuffing it into the hidden holster under his arm. "I am more surprised that they are working for the Coalition," he said, grateful for the change of subject, "they never struck me as the freedom fighter type." Sitting down onto his bunk, he uncorked the chardonnay and took a large sip, feeling the alcohol sting the back of his throat. "On the other hand, you never struck me as the type of soldier to like fruity drinks."
"It'd be a waste if you were an arms dealer and only made guns for one side. Businesses don't really think the same way as militaries. Gotta make a profit and what not." Wes took another deep drag of the bottle, grinning slightly. "I might've been when I was younger. But you gotta enjoy the little things, such as fruity alcohol. Really, as long as it contains at least one percent alcohol, I think I'd enjoy it. Just not tequilas." Wes gave Gerard a stern look. "Tequilas are for girls."
"I hear that," Gerard said as he clanked his bottle against Wes'. "That being said," he started as he stood up, putting the chardonnay aside, "I think I have a little something you might enjoy." Walking back over to the Gerard Cave, Delacroix reached further in and seemed to struggle for a little bit before pulling out a mysterious, unmarked bottle and two shot glasses. "Remember our little sortie on Sirenia a couple of months ago?" he asked as he kicked two stools into place beside a table which had been bolted to the ground. Wes took one last chug of the cognac, thinking all the while. "Sirenia? Oh, yeah. We got hella lost and had to make our way back everyone else. Didn't our re-entry pod malfunction? Sent us veering off into Coalition territory? I remember it. What about it?"
"To be fair," he said as he smashed the neck of the bottle against the table, causing an odd cap-cork to shoot off, "all of Sirenia was Coalition territory." Pressing two small buttons on the shot glasses, they magnetised themselves to the table as he sat on one of the stools. "Anyways, I managed to...liberate some of Sirenia's cultural wine from a Coalition officer. Remember that time we had to sneak into his office and steal a map? I swear, those ionic clouds really screwed out GPSes...Still didn't stop you kicking his teeth in though"
With a grunt, Wes sat down on the stool, a bit interested. "Aye. I took his fancy cavalry sword, remember? Still got it... somewhere around here. You actually took his hooch? Damn, as if stealing his sword wasn't bad enough. Coalition officers really like their wine."
"Well not all of it," Gerard said with a devilish smile, "just the stuff I thought was interesting." To be honest, talking to Wes really helped take his mind off of his previous thoughts, it was good to have him around. Of course, the alcohol helped immensely. "All right, all right. Get to the chase and pour us some. I don't like surprises," Wes said as he tugged on the shot glass, grunting as it refused to leave the table top. Coalition glasses be damned.
Calming him with a wave of his hand, Gerard started to pour it into the glasses. It was...mystifying to say the least. It was not a singular colour, but rather it seemed to shift like a chameleon every time you tried to focus on it. "So I did some research on this and turns out this was Sirenian dream wine, a local specialty. Has a huge kick and makes your stomach try to eat itself the next day, but gives you a nice little...shall we say...imaginative effects? Only for a few minutes though." Wes stared at the glasses, letting out a sigh. "You always save the best for me. I feel as if I could fall in love," he said, his voice pure sarcasm. "Though, should we really drink this shit? I can handle hangovers, and the battle drugs sure do clear your system, but still."
"But wait theres more," Gerard said with a small chuckle as he shook up the bottle before pouring some more. Almost instantly, the wine grew clear. "I mixed this stuff with some detox tablets and...a few other ingredients. It is my own special blend." Smashing the table with his fist, the glasses loosened themselves. "It kicks harder than a mule, but tastes like a poignant concerto and the best part is, you wake up the next day feeling nothing." Lifting up the shot glasses, he held one out towards Wes. "Well?"
"'Oh, Wes, you're just imagining it, magic isn't real. Quit playing those stupid role playing games and realize its just technology.' Magic. I've finally found proof of magic. Gerard, you're a damn wizard." Wes picked up his own shot glass and eyed it.
"Bottoms up." Gerard toasted, before downing his own drink. Going down, he felt like daggers were piercing his throat. Flaming daggers. Covered in snakes. But a second after it mellowed out into a beatiful, creamy flavour that reminded him of the vineyards back on Noveau France. Accompanying this rapid change in flavour was a sudden loss of balance and unexplainable joy. It was that split second of pleasurable inebriation before you realised you had had too much. Laughing louder than he should have, he slapped Wes on the back as he downed his own. "See what I mean?" he asked, his speech slurred, "Buddon't worry mon frerere...give itt afew meenutes..."
"Yhrra whzrerhd hrry." Wes said, eyes widened after having drank his own. "Gimme shum mor."
Even in this state, Gerard shook his head and leaned away from Wes, almost falling onto the floor. "Nommurh...Not fer anutha...fiphteeen minutes *hic*" That was how long it would take for those effects to dissipate. Rather than actual inebriation, this just simulated it.
"Buht the budderflsh. Theyhr floaatin' allover. S'bootiful." Wes hiccuped before slumping on the table, reaching for the bottle. "Ah beht ah kuld chuggit. Allait. Yuh wash me."
Gerard snatched the bottle away and stumbled towards the Gerard Cave, barely managing to keep balance. "Nah ye dun't," he managed in between laughs and hiccups, "thusshit'll kill yeh!"
Suddenly, Wes appeared more serious, his face turning saddened and depressed. "Gerahrd. Wha'dya havh a gunteryer head? Tellme thaht atleassht. Ah ain't an emoshunlessh monshter. I sawh it. No boolets innacahmber. Whyhy?"
Likewise, Geard's face sobered up...but not actually for another 13 minutes. He collapsed back down into his stool, slamming the bottle back onto the table. "I *hic* I amnt a soldya, Wesss, I's just a conscript, sumun that gut draggedinta this against my will. I dun wanna keel people, nutmai choice" He reached for the bottle. "Butifai want theswaar tend quick, I needt fight myself raight?"
Wes grunted, nodding his head poorly. "Ah dunt hav theh same prollems. Theys jusht peoples. Peoples die. A bajillun people daid before we wuz born. A bajilluhn more wont mattah. We's just cogs in the machina hoomanity. We shtat wahrs. Peoplles'll never changes." He held up his shot glass. "Jusht one mur. A toasht. To hoomanity. Toh evryjun who ever died."
Unthinkingly, Gerard shook the bottle up and poured both of them another glass, although he probably got more over the table than in the glasses. "T'rottun humaniteh!" Almost crushing his glass against Wes' before drinking it down, he fell back down on the ground and passed out. One really shouldn't have more than one of these shots in the space of 15 minutes.
Wes paused as he watched Gerard chug his and pass out. He ignored it most of the time, but he didn't exactly enjoy killing people either. He was addicted to the adrenaline of combat, to fight and fight and fight until you can't do it anymore. It was his drug, and the dead were the side affects. "Tooh humanitee." Wes chugged the booze, passing out and dreaming.
When would they realize that this wasn't some two bit war film? They weren't bloody actors who had to cry and moan everytime they killed another person. The enemy was the enemy. It wasn't a game, and you didn't get extra points for feeling sorry for them. Sure, everyone has their own life, but worrying over combat would just get you killed or worse. Wes had learned quickly not to care for the enemy.
No regrets in his career choice. Sure, Wes always felt a touch sorry for the men he's killed, but it was similar to the obligation of apologizing to someone after bumping into them in the street. 'Sorry your husband is dead. I killed him with my rifle. Sucks, I guess.' You didn't have anything to complain about if you died in the field. 'I didn't sign up for this shit,' was a load of bull. You did sign up for that shit.
Hell, Wes doubted he would have a proper funeral when he eventually hit the dust. That shit was too melancholy for him. Drink, fight, fuck, was his motto. Wes remembered back to Tori's funeral. He gave her his respects and left. No use crying over it. She was a damn good leader but hell, everyone's gotta die. Not dying would be boring and repetitive, and would certainly be hell.
He didn't have any sob stories of his own. No heart-stricken lovers who dreaded hearing news from the fronts. No family to return to and tell stories to, Dad died a few years ago. Nope, Wes was a warrior, a fighter through and through, and if he was going to die, it would be on the battefield, not in some retirement home. And if he didn't die on the field? Nah, no way he wouldn't.
Humming a jolly little tune, Wes stared pitifully at the last of the mug of wine he held. Wine wasn't all that great, sure it tasted nice, but it never got him drunk unless he drank copius amounts of it. Speaking of copius amounts of wine, Wes knew just the thing to solve his problems.
The door let out a beeping noise as it slid open, followed by a, "Yo, Gerard. Open up some champagne or something. The cheap stuff'll do. I wanna get drunk." Wes walked in, ignoring the gleaming revolver held in Delacroix' hands. He wasn't one to pry into others issues. "And judging by your state, you also wish to get drunk."
As the door swished open, Gerard hurriedly dropped the pistol from its position under his chin and placed it in his lap. His habitual smile came onto his face as he swivelled around on his chair to see Wes stride in with na'ary a care in the world...or rather, 1 care if his attitude and speech were anything to go by. "I cannot say that I would not like to be, how you Americans say, smashed?" he said with a small chuckle as he discretely slid the revolved into the corner of the desk, pulling back the heavy canvas curtain which had apparently at some point slid backwards. Probably something to do with hyperspace. "but do you not think that it is a little-" he started, before looking down at his desk clock. Right...there WAS no time in hyperspace. "Scratch that, mon amie, I will break out the cheap, hard stuff," he said with a shrug as he stood up and moved towards an innocuous panel. "Hand me my keycard would you?" he asked as he slipped a fingernail behind it.
"Good man!" Wes said, grinning as he walked over to the desk, picking said keycard off of said desk and tossing it to him with a bit of dexterity over the shoulder as he sat down.
They had done this so many times it needed very little effort. Catching the keycard in the air, Gerard slipped it under the panel in a single smooth motion and, with a soft, audible click, unlocked it. Very few squadmates knew about this hidden panel, in fact it was pretty much just Wes, Maki and Sokolov. It hid a small keycard reader that he had obtained from...questionable sources and had both Maki and Lark install it. With a small whoosh of air, it swung open revealing a cooled mini cellar similar to the one in the Marauder, but the bottles were significantly less ornate. This was the stuff which they needed to get truly 'smashed'. Dragging out a bottle of amber liquid, he absent mindedly tossed it behind him. It was already half empty. "I think this was the cognac you liked last time, Shanks," he said as he reached further in for a bottle of cheap chardonnay.
Wes caught the bottle easily after taking a seat at the desk, disregarding any lack of invitation not to. He pulled the cork with his teeth before reaching in and pulling out the revolver Gerard had tried to hide. "S'a pretty little peashooter you got here," Wes said as he examined it, opening the chamber. "Empty. Figures, knowing you. Can you believe Colt is still in service after all these centuries?" Wes shrugged before taking a sip of the cognac. "Fruity. I like it."
Feeling a pang of regret for leaving the revolver out in the open, Gerard strode over and pried it from his hands, stuffing it into the hidden holster under his arm. "I am more surprised that they are working for the Coalition," he said, grateful for the change of subject, "they never struck me as the freedom fighter type." Sitting down onto his bunk, he uncorked the chardonnay and took a large sip, feeling the alcohol sting the back of his throat. "On the other hand, you never struck me as the type of soldier to like fruity drinks."
"It'd be a waste if you were an arms dealer and only made guns for one side. Businesses don't really think the same way as militaries. Gotta make a profit and what not." Wes took another deep drag of the bottle, grinning slightly. "I might've been when I was younger. But you gotta enjoy the little things, such as fruity alcohol. Really, as long as it contains at least one percent alcohol, I think I'd enjoy it. Just not tequilas." Wes gave Gerard a stern look. "Tequilas are for girls."
"I hear that," Gerard said as he clanked his bottle against Wes'. "That being said," he started as he stood up, putting the chardonnay aside, "I think I have a little something you might enjoy." Walking back over to the Gerard Cave, Delacroix reached further in and seemed to struggle for a little bit before pulling out a mysterious, unmarked bottle and two shot glasses. "Remember our little sortie on Sirenia a couple of months ago?" he asked as he kicked two stools into place beside a table which had been bolted to the ground. Wes took one last chug of the cognac, thinking all the while. "Sirenia? Oh, yeah. We got hella lost and had to make our way back everyone else. Didn't our re-entry pod malfunction? Sent us veering off into Coalition territory? I remember it. What about it?"
"To be fair," he said as he smashed the neck of the bottle against the table, causing an odd cap-cork to shoot off, "all of Sirenia was Coalition territory." Pressing two small buttons on the shot glasses, they magnetised themselves to the table as he sat on one of the stools. "Anyways, I managed to...liberate some of Sirenia's cultural wine from a Coalition officer. Remember that time we had to sneak into his office and steal a map? I swear, those ionic clouds really screwed out GPSes...Still didn't stop you kicking his teeth in though"
With a grunt, Wes sat down on the stool, a bit interested. "Aye. I took his fancy cavalry sword, remember? Still got it... somewhere around here. You actually took his hooch? Damn, as if stealing his sword wasn't bad enough. Coalition officers really like their wine."
"Well not all of it," Gerard said with a devilish smile, "just the stuff I thought was interesting." To be honest, talking to Wes really helped take his mind off of his previous thoughts, it was good to have him around. Of course, the alcohol helped immensely. "All right, all right. Get to the chase and pour us some. I don't like surprises," Wes said as he tugged on the shot glass, grunting as it refused to leave the table top. Coalition glasses be damned.
Calming him with a wave of his hand, Gerard started to pour it into the glasses. It was...mystifying to say the least. It was not a singular colour, but rather it seemed to shift like a chameleon every time you tried to focus on it. "So I did some research on this and turns out this was Sirenian dream wine, a local specialty. Has a huge kick and makes your stomach try to eat itself the next day, but gives you a nice little...shall we say...imaginative effects? Only for a few minutes though." Wes stared at the glasses, letting out a sigh. "You always save the best for me. I feel as if I could fall in love," he said, his voice pure sarcasm. "Though, should we really drink this shit? I can handle hangovers, and the battle drugs sure do clear your system, but still."
"But wait theres more," Gerard said with a small chuckle as he shook up the bottle before pouring some more. Almost instantly, the wine grew clear. "I mixed this stuff with some detox tablets and...a few other ingredients. It is my own special blend." Smashing the table with his fist, the glasses loosened themselves. "It kicks harder than a mule, but tastes like a poignant concerto and the best part is, you wake up the next day feeling nothing." Lifting up the shot glasses, he held one out towards Wes. "Well?"
"'Oh, Wes, you're just imagining it, magic isn't real. Quit playing those stupid role playing games and realize its just technology.' Magic. I've finally found proof of magic. Gerard, you're a damn wizard." Wes picked up his own shot glass and eyed it.
"Bottoms up." Gerard toasted, before downing his own drink. Going down, he felt like daggers were piercing his throat. Flaming daggers. Covered in snakes. But a second after it mellowed out into a beatiful, creamy flavour that reminded him of the vineyards back on Noveau France. Accompanying this rapid change in flavour was a sudden loss of balance and unexplainable joy. It was that split second of pleasurable inebriation before you realised you had had too much. Laughing louder than he should have, he slapped Wes on the back as he downed his own. "See what I mean?" he asked, his speech slurred, "Buddon't worry mon frerere...give itt afew meenutes..."
"Yhrra whzrerhd hrry." Wes said, eyes widened after having drank his own. "Gimme shum mor."
Even in this state, Gerard shook his head and leaned away from Wes, almost falling onto the floor. "Nommurh...Not fer anutha...fiphteeen minutes *hic*" That was how long it would take for those effects to dissipate. Rather than actual inebriation, this just simulated it.
"Buht the budderflsh. Theyhr floaatin' allover. S'bootiful." Wes hiccuped before slumping on the table, reaching for the bottle. "Ah beht ah kuld chuggit. Allait. Yuh wash me."
Gerard snatched the bottle away and stumbled towards the Gerard Cave, barely managing to keep balance. "Nah ye dun't," he managed in between laughs and hiccups, "thusshit'll kill yeh!"
Suddenly, Wes appeared more serious, his face turning saddened and depressed. "Gerahrd. Wha'dya havh a gunteryer head? Tellme thaht atleassht. Ah ain't an emoshunlessh monshter. I sawh it. No boolets innacahmber. Whyhy?"
Likewise, Geard's face sobered up...but not actually for another 13 minutes. He collapsed back down into his stool, slamming the bottle back onto the table. "I *hic* I amnt a soldya, Wesss, I's just a conscript, sumun that gut draggedinta this against my will. I dun wanna keel people, nutmai choice" He reached for the bottle. "Butifai want theswaar tend quick, I needt fight myself raight?"
Wes grunted, nodding his head poorly. "Ah dunt hav theh same prollems. Theys jusht peoples. Peoples die. A bajillun people daid before we wuz born. A bajilluhn more wont mattah. We's just cogs in the machina hoomanity. We shtat wahrs. Peoplles'll never changes." He held up his shot glass. "Jusht one mur. A toasht. To hoomanity. Toh evryjun who ever died."
Unthinkingly, Gerard shook the bottle up and poured both of them another glass, although he probably got more over the table than in the glasses. "T'rottun humaniteh!" Almost crushing his glass against Wes' before drinking it down, he fell back down on the ground and passed out. One really shouldn't have more than one of these shots in the space of 15 minutes.
Wes paused as he watched Gerard chug his and pass out. He ignored it most of the time, but he didn't exactly enjoy killing people either. He was addicted to the adrenaline of combat, to fight and fight and fight until you can't do it anymore. It was his drug, and the dead were the side affects. "Tooh humanitee." Wes chugged the booze, passing out and dreaming.