Spam, please take Magnum back.

[ASTA]

Can't tolerate this anymore. Whine mode engaged.

He's spamming shit-tier threads on Iwaku that are meant to be comical but they are most certainly not comical. They are the opposite of comical. They are un-comical.

If you lot don't like that relatively one-sided deal, I'll trade you one Rare for one Gwazi. I think that's fair.

[idlehands]

No.

[TheMusketMan]

LOL

[ASTA]

No.

@idlehands

LOL

@TheMusketMan

Not even a consideration?

I need to work on my sales pitch.

[idlehands]

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Not even a consideration?

I need to work on my sales pitch.

@ASTA

[Awson]

>acknowledging him

Stahp.

[Awson]

And stfu about Iwaku. That goes to everyone.

Have some class.

[Kill Bones]

the fuck is an iwakkawakka

[Keyguyperson]

the fuck is an iwakkawakka

@Kill Bones

The website that shall not be named is the eternal enemy of the glorious Roleplayer Guild. All things that involve them in any way are sinful. It is the duty of all Guild members to take up arms against them at any time which they may threaten our glorious forum, for this is the forever war, the war without end.

[Kill Bones]

That seems like it'd require a little more effort than none at all though

and that just doesn't speak to me as an artist

[aza]

If you lot don't like that relatively one-sided deal, I'll trade you one Rare for one Gwazi. I think that's fair.

@ASTA

1 Rare doesn't post here.
2 We don't negotiate with terrorists
3 Killbones, its just some other rping site that a bunch of people that were slowly starting to not post here left for.

[Kill Bones]

Killbones, its just some other rping site that a bunch of people that were slowly starting to not post here left for.

@Azarthes

Oh okay

Now what's rping

[aza]

Its some long term bullshit that nerds gather around to do

makes them feel special or something

personally i think it just sounds like a bunch of poppycock

[The Nexerus]

the fuck is an iwakkawakka

@Kill Bones

Iwaku is a weird brand of lamps

[Kill Bones]

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Iwaku is a weird brand of lamps

@The Nexerus

Well I'm glad that the truth has finally been illuminated

I feel so enlightened

A third lamp joke that I couldn't think of but it would have been funny if I had

[ASTA]

2 We don't negotiate with terrorists

@Azarthes

Oh.

[Gwazi Magnum]

I feel the need to highlight the so called "Shit thread" was one of Iwaku's most active and successful threads by far.
So clearly ASTA you're in the minority.

+I'm in almost every General Chat Thread on Iwaku, and as a result I can safely point out that your only activity there seems to be (pathetically) trying to shit talk me. :3

If you don't like General Chat though I have two really easy answers for you.

1. Stop posting there
2. Stopping dragging spam into it

Ok? Thanks, bye.

[aza]

I call this one the smug emote

[Syben]

<Removed by Aeonumbra to maintain Class>

[HeySeuss]

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The website that shall not be named is the eternal enemy of the glorious Roleplayer Guild. All things that involve them in any way are sinful. It is the duty of all Guild members to take up arms against them at any time which they may threaten our glorious forum, for this is the forever war, the war without end.

@Keyguyperson

I'm gonna step in here to make an important point. The Guild doesn't have enemies. It doesn't have competition. It doesn't consider itself at war with other communities; we're just trying to roleplay and share that passion, there's no need to measure dicks, much as the impulse exists to do so. Shit-talking Iwaku and other communities, in a sense, is just dragging us into beefs with places we don't really care to have a beef with.

No, seriously. I'm here to RP, a lot of us are here to RP. A lot of people are there to RP. Some of them went there to RP when this place had stability issues. And a couple of people apparently want to ratchet up the idea that there is a war, a beef, a hair-pulling fight in the middle school cafeteria, whatever, because it creates the impression of drama for their entertainment. I suppose they don't have much to do and this constitutes fun. Well, lots of shit happens on the internet because a bored basement troll needs to get a life, little enough of it good.

That's not really our style and what we're about. This isn't the West Side Story, we're not pulling out switchblades. And I'm seriously pointing out that there is no Iwaku problem as we see it and they certainly aren't Sauron. They exist, we exist and there's plenty of room on the freakin' internet to live and let live.

So please, chill on that. It's doing no one any good. The shit talk isn't helping the Guild. It's just entertaining some douche somewhere.

(Not calling you a douche, @Keyguyperson, since you're clearly being facetious here. But it was a good time to kinda interject here with a srs message.)

And stfu about Iwaku. That goes to everyone.

Have some class.

@Awson

What he said.