The activity Spam shows during a bandwagon

[Awson]

Is comparable to the activity a dead cuttlefish displays when it comes into contact with soy sauce.



Ooh! Wow! Look at that! Is it alive? Is it? No I guess it's not. It's just a dead fish.

[Antarctic Termite]

Science behind the muscle spasms seems to be that the cuttlefish is recently dead and probably raw. The charge from the salt ions in the soy sauce trigger the signal ions in the nerves of the cuttlefish into action (cephalopods being known for having a very complex system of nerves outside their brain).

[Awson]

@Antarctic Termite

I didn't ask.



#needlesslyrude

[Mahz]

Reminds me of the autopsy scene in Blade II when they pour human blood on the vampire heart and it briefly comes back to life.

[aza]

Spam hasnt seemed dead to me for months dawg

[Doivid]

I actually think a wave of new kids would liven things up. Make it happen, guys.

[aza]

shit

We've been getting some not half bad new people in the first place

Keyguyperson and that Broken whatever aren't the worst examples of new members

Stop flippin a shit guys

[Antarctic Termite]

I actually think a wave of new kids would liven things up. Make it happen, guys.

@Doivid

a wave of new kids. Make it happen.

@Doivid

liven things up.

@Doivid

Ok.

[Doivid]

@Azarthes

Shut up ho

[aza]

You can't silence me

I can do whatever I want.

Oh speaking of which

[Doivid]

I'll silence you with my dick.

That's not weird to say to someone you've talked to irl.

[aza]

See

I feel like I'd be immune to your dick tho.

[Doivid]

Why

[aza]

I don't think you have the wherewithal to get me on my knees

If you know what I mean

And by that I mean you'd get cockshy about using someone so expensive.

Because I charge

I mean

I'm diamonds

That means I'm diamonds quality at hoin

.....
:huh

[Orokana]

I actually think a wave of new kids would liven things up. Make it happen, guys.

@Doivid

You called?

[BrobyDDark]

<Snipped quote by Doivid>

You called?

@Orokana

no get out nub

Your mere existence is ruining spem.

[Doivid]

I don't think you have the wherewithal to get me on my knees

If you know what I mean

And by that I mean you'd get cockshy about using someone so expensive.

Because I charge

I mean

I'm diamonds

That means I'm diamonds quality at hoin

.....
:huh

@Azarthes

I don't get it.

[Orokana]

no get out nub

Your mere existence is ruining spem.

@BrobyDDark

Don't worry. I can fix this.

[aza]

<Snipped quote by Azarthes>

I don't get it.

@Doivid

Ill make you understand

with my

dick?

[stark]

<Snipped quote by Doivid>

You called?

@Orokana

New...? I hardly think being an alt qualifies you as being 'new'.