Your "ask me" topics are bad and you should feel bad.

[Keyguyperson]

Seriously. Stop. I like spam, stop hurting it.

Every time you post an "ask me" topic, spam gets closer to making a time machine. If Spam completes it, he will go back in time and bang an Austrian lady. That lady is Hitler's mother. Every time you post an "ask me" topic, you're helping to cause the Holocaust. You fucking monsters.

[Mahz]

Spam is developing some of its first lil post-relaunch baby memes. kawaii!!

[idlehands]

@Keyguyperson No one asked you any questions.

[KuroTenshi]

Thought mine was pretty okay >> had plushies and strippers

[BrobyDDark]

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isthisyouraskmetopic?

[Doivid]

You're not entirely wrong, but the topics leading up to this were fucking horrendous, and im usually mr even handed relativist who can ironically enjoy that nonsense.

It is not even arguable the low that was reached.

And besides, these bandwagons never did damage to spam.

[Antarctic Termite]

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isthisyouraskmetopic?

@BrobyDDark

I had a bunch of these things in my signature or profile back at oldguild once. Good times, good times.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Spam is developing some of its first lil post-relaunch baby memes. kawaii!!

@Mahz

Is it bad I was seriously hoping that gnome was a legit Emoji?

Don't play me like that bro, you're better than that. I know it.

Hider

I got pictures.

[idlehands]

Just wait til the new round of anon confessions.

[stark]

Just wait til the new round of anon confessions.

@idlehands

Oh, ffs. Don't give people ideas, Idle.

[aza]

Spam is developing some of its first lil post-relaunch baby memes. kawaii!!

@Mahz

can the dank memes thing be a smiley?

Should I put this as a feature request?

[Doivid]

@idlehands

Should I?

I should

[aza]

@idlehands

Should I?

I should

@Doivid

nope

[Doivid]

Too late it's happening when i get home

[aza]

Okay

Cool

I'll prepare the perfect confession

[stark]

Too late it's happening when i get home

@Doivid

You're the worst.

Srsly.

[aza]

Can you feel the amount of nerds that are at the ready to make super sezual confessions about you, sherly?

[Awson]

Can you feel the amount of nerds that are at the ready to make super sezual confessions about you, sherly?

@Azarthes

>making those anonymously

[Kill Bones]

The last confession thread made it 8 pages before it was locked. I have good faith in Spam and truly believe that it can beat this record and last an impressive 7 pages this time.

[stark]

Can you feel the amount of nerds that are at the ready to make super sezual confessions about you, sherly?

@Azarthes

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