Standard Spam Drama Simulator 2015

[BrokenVeil]

EEEEeeeeeeeehhhhhhh!!!! Look at me and give me ateeentiooon! I have a minor problem! Make me feel that people actually care!

[Hood]

Back when we had a member's lounge this was 90% of the blogs.

[stark]

EEEEeeeeeeeehhhhhhh!!!! Look at me and give me ateeentiooon! I have a minor problem! Make me feel people actually care!

@BrokenVeil

This covers pretty much any social media ever.

[Awson]

<Snipped quote by BrokenVeil>

This covers pretty much any social media ever.

@Sherlock Holmes

Hey Sherly can you change my Oldguild name? It's a bit silly now.

[BrokenVeil]

I know. The universal sign of an attention whore.

[stark]

<Snipped quote by Sherlock Holmes>

Hey Sherly can you change my Oldguild name? It's a bit silly now.

@Awson

You can only be yourself, Awson. Be the best Awson you know how to be.

[Doivid]

What a revelation.

[Awson]

<Snipped quote by Awson>

You can only be yourself, Awson. Be the best Awson you know how to be.

@Sherlock Holmes

I didn't know that I could do that. Lemme go try.

[Awson]

<Snipped quote by Sherlock Holmes>

I didn't know that I could do that. Lemme go try.

@Awson

Ya I'm pretty sure I can't do that.

[Awson]

<Snipped quote by Awson>

Ya I'm pretty sure I can't do that.

@Awson

Change it for me

EDIT: And yes, I thought she said I could change it myself at first. Luckily my responses also match what she actually said.

[BrokenVeil]

Funny how this turned from a satire of whiny bitches to Awson's quest to change his username.

[Halo]

Jesus. Grow up, OP. Bullshit like this is just disgustingly immature and self-centred. And, in a magnificent twist of probably-not-actually-irony, assumes that anyone gives a flying fuck about whether you care or not - which, I assure you, they don't.

I'm sure you view people actually caring about eachother and sharing their feelings in the same way a five year old views cooties, but don't worry - it isn't contagious. So if you really don't care... Just don't say anything. It's nothing to do with you. And going out of your way to kick someone when they're down says a hell of a lot more about you and your need for attention than it does about them.

Goddamn, stuff like this pisses me off. Time to go play EUIV and eat cookies.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

Zombies have broke in to my house and stole my X-Box 360. :(

My girlfriend left me for one of the zombies.

[stark]

<Snipped quote by Awson>

Change it for me

@Awson

Sadly, I cannot. The option to do so isn't there anymore. You're forever stuck.

[Awson]

@Mahz

If you have the time...

"AwsonRew" or blank.

[Smiral]

hey OP how did you manage to get so shitty

[idlehands]

hey OP how did you manage to get so shitty

@Smiral

She's been here less than a month, makes her an expert, yo.

[Frizan]

Jesus. Grow up, OP. Bullshit like this is just disgustingly immature and self-centred. And, in a magnificent twist of probably-not-actually-irony, assumes that anyone gives a flying fuck about whether you care or not - which, I assure you, they don't.

I'm sure you view people actually caring about eachother and sharing their feelings in the same way a five year old views cooties, but don't worry - it isn't contagious. So if you really don't care... Just don't say anything. It's nothing to do with you. And going out of your way to kick someone when they're down says a hell of a lot more about you and your need for attention than it does about them.

Goddamn, stuff like this pisses me off. Time to go play EUIV and eat cookies.

@Halo

I feel like I've missed something here.

[idlehands]

<Snipped quote by Awson>

Change it for me

EDIT: And yes, I thought she said I could change it myself at first. Luckily my responses also match what she actually said.

@Awson

No. Keep it, Aw

[Doivid]

<Snipped quote by Smiral>

She's been here less than a month, makes her an expert, yo.

@idlehands

Sounds about right.