[IC] Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages; The King is Missing and all that Jazz.

[rush99999]

"Be at ease, spellborn!" Fred said "The goblin will bring harm to no one in this room while he wields that knife! If The Overgoat has remembered its study in the fields of goblin culture correctly, then that particular knife is reserved only for the flesh of gnomes!".

[Snarfulblast]

"Dat's right mista goat." Grub puts up his knife and walks to the kid in the chair in the spot where everyone can see him,"Wats your name spell born."

[booksmusicanime]

"Phoenix." She said bluntly pulling down her hood to reveal her flaming red hair, pale skin, and piercing red eyes. "If you know what's good for you then you would shut your trap and stop being such a pest."

[Snarfulblast]

"I wasn't askin you, I was asking little mista backpack here." Grub turns toward Phoenix pulls out his club and points it at the kid with the back pack sitting in the chair,which Grub is standing in front of.

[booksmusicanime]

"You really think I care?" Phoenix asked raising one of her red eyebrows. She was clenching her hands into fist to keep from lighting it on fire.

[MonsieurShade]

Adrian rolled his eyes at Phoenix' short temper and removed another cigar from the inside of his jacket "For someone that claims not to care, you sure do seem to be getting worked up there." he stated offhandedly as he produced a slightly worn zippo and lit the cigar. "Come to think of it-" The dragonborn began before blowing smoke out of one of his nostrils, "If you really don't care, then why did you bother making a comment in the first place?". Adrian stared somewhat condescendingly at Phoenix before snapping his lighter shut and tucking it back in his pocket, "Not trying to be all that rude here, but it just doesn't make sense when you stop to think about it, now does it?".

[ChadsWorth The Third]

The Door from which the group had entered suddenly clicked as if it had been locked. Another door, to the front of the room, appeared by magic.

The door opened to reveal... A goat in sunglasses.

Comments

CC:WAIT WAIT WAIT! Did I read that right? A goat in !@#$ing Sunglasses pops out a Magical Door? Now I've Seen everything.

SC: Shut up.

The Goat stomped his hooves on the ground and the door disappeared.

"Well, the Goblin King is missing." The Goat began, "You probably read the letter we sent, because if you didn't, well you wouldn't be here. This stuff is so secret, only me, a few others and you fellows know about it. Not anyone in the whole of the G.O.O.P knows it. It's only Ten Days before the great Goblin Speech comes along, and if you don't save him, we'll have a whole goat damn WAR on our hands. We appointed you all because you haven't done anything of importance, or all the everyone who saw is dead. We need to keep this on the down low, first word to the goblins means a war. You each will be paid 500,000,000 gold EACH. That five hundred million, for those who can't hear numbers right. My informant in the Mercenary Guild says that someone on the inside may have him."

"Any Questions?"

[The ghost in black]

@ChadsWorth The Third

Eris dissipated the blade of wind completely as the door appeared and the goat stepped out. After he finished explaining why they were there and asked if they had any questions she raised her hand, "yeah are we allowed to be extremely violent if needed?" Eris asked giving a sweet smile.

[Snarfulblast]

"Well seein as we is gettin paid 5hundred million gold, den extreme violence is implied ain't dat right mista lawyer?." Grub puts up his club and walks over to the chair he got out of and gets back into it. "An besides dey hired me, when I get hired den stuff is gonna git killed."

[rush99999]

"500 mil is no questions asked money in The Overgoat's opinion!" Fred stated.

[booksmusicanime]

Phoenix's fist lit on fire for a few moments before regaining control of her self and extinguishing it. She closed her eyes and ignored everyone. She didn't care for money as long as she got to destroy stuff. "I'm in as long as I get to watch things burn." She mumbled.

[MonsieurShade]

Five hundred million gold. Five hundred fucking MILLION gold. Adrian almost dropped his cigar as his mind struggled to process what he would be able to do with that sort of money. Adrian looked over to the goblin that addressed him and attempted to agree, however all that came out was "That's a lotta zeros". The dragonborn shook his head to clear his thoughts and grinned at the goat that hired him, "I'd ask where on earth you acquired this much wealth, but i'm inclined to agree with that Overgoat fellow. You my shade wearing friend, have just made a powerful friend." he stated before giving a half bow.

[ChadsWorth The Third]

"I'm Glad you all understand. Now, get to it."

He stomped his hooves again and the door reappeared. He opened it and looked back before exiting.

"Remember... Mercenary guild. One of their halls is about 5 miles away in the next town over... Doomed Town if I recall. Get in, find the Informant, find the Inside man, get him to talk, then kill him. He knows to much. Then get out. Find the Goblin King, and return him safely to this place. Got it? Good."

The Door closed and disappeared.

100 Gold pieces per person appeared on the table in little bags marked with their names.

A note was found in the middle of the table, it said two words:

Good Luck

[rush99999]

"And so it begins!" Fred stated as he telekinesised his money into the magical invisible satchel he always carried around.

[The ghost in black]

"Yes!" Eris exclaimed "time for a good old-fashion beatdown!". She jumped up and held out her hands making a bat of air appear and started swinging it in a small arc. After she got it out of her system she walked over to the table and picked up her bag of money and stored it in her satchel. "so.... to doomed town?" she asked and after everyone had grabbed their money.

[Snarfulblast]

"YE HAW, LETS GO GET US SUM INFORMANTS!!!!" Grub jumps out of his chair runs over to the table grabs his money and what he thinks is the tree guys money hands the tree guy his money, then proceeds to climb onto his shoulder whispering into it's ear shaped area,"Let's go and kill some stuff mate."

[booksmusicanime]

Phoenix grabbed her bag of money and attached it to her belt. "Someone lead the way. I'm not from this area." She said pulling the black hood back up to cover her face.

[rush99999]

"The Overgoat knows a short cut!" Fred stated before blowing the door they entered through from its hinges with his telekinesis. "You shall all follow The Overgoat!" Fred commanded before walking through the door.

[ChadsWorth The Third]

As the Overgoat Opened the door, the Bar was gone. In fact, the entire town they came to was gone as well, as if it were some sort of illusion...

All that was left was the room they were in, and the main road with a sign pointing toward Doomed Town. A young Goblin ran by looking all shifty, and then stole the sign and ran off.

[Snarfulblast]

"HEY PAUL, HOWS IT GOING?" Grub waves at the Goblin before walking off the top of the tree guys head. Doing a neat flip in the air he sticks the landing, leading it into a bow.