Corrupt A Wish

[Inseptinmus]

Wash it off then

I wish for some one to win the lottery

[Cerberov]

Granted. Due to their fiscal irresponsibility, the sudden influx of money causes their life to spiral out of control, hurting themselves, and you through an unforeseen circumstance.

I wish Galactus would swallow Earth whole.

[BrobyDDark]

Granted. He swallows the earth whole and nothing really changes. We all go about our daily lives until his cycle of digestion kills us off.

I wish most of these wishes weren't so damn boring.

[Cerberov]

Granted. They are now obnoxiously zany in a way that is somehow even worse than them simply being boring.

I wish I had my own team of Power Rangers that weren't a bunch of teenagers with attitude, because that seems like a recipe for disaster.

[BrobyDDark]

Granted. They are five old people and they defeat their opponents by being immensely racist

I wish super fighting robots had super fighting robots themselves.

[User]

Granted, que robot Armageddon
I wish that my girlfriend never left me...

[Antarctic Termite]

Granted. Instead of leaving, your girlfriend marries you and remains unsatisfied. As years pass, you acquire secondhand depression from her sadness but the two of you are forced to live in anger and misery for the rest of your long lives. You die first without ever knowing freedom. In fact, she murders you.

I wish for the this wish to be answered in a series of interpretive images.

[Cerberov]

Granted.

My Hider

I wish I had a better set of interpretive images.

[Antarctic Termite]

Granted. They're better, but they're mine, and also they're worse.

Hider

I wish for the next person who posts in this thread to do a silly dance. Clothes are optional.