[OOC] Code of the Burned [FULL]

[RomanAria]

Me likey. Unfortunately I am in a really good mood right now and so I cannot write an Elissa post, because I can't write depressed characters when I'm borderline maniacally happy. Anyway. I'll post tomorrow morning probably, if not later tonight when my euphoria wears off.

[SimplyJohn]

Well, I'm just going to pass out for a while. I've been up for about forty hours straight at this point and haven't eaten any proper food since Wednesday so I think I deserve a bit of a rest. :)

[RomanAria]

@SimplyJohn Oh dear god. Get something to eat and go to sleep.

[SimplyJohn]

@RomanAria Yessir, heading to the Mess Hall now, sir! ;)

[Genni]

Angelo heard what birdseed said to him but seeing as how it was a quick notification Angelo believed that he shouldn't respond unless it was important for him to contact them...

@Jangel13

What did Birdseed say to him? I think I missed it. :s

Any thoughts on Patch's infiltration plan?

@SimplyJohn

Have you checked if any of the guards are female or gay? Maybe if Patch chats them up he'll be able to seduce his way inside.

[RomanAria]

@Genni
Ellie could seduce any of the men, possibly. XD
_{Assuming she doesn't actually have to do anything with them. If she had to, she'd freak.}

[Genni]

Operational Status^[KEY]:
'Patch' - @SimplyJohn - Surprise - In play
'Fox' - @Avanhelsing - Surprise - In play
'Wise Owl' - @RomanAria - Surprise - In play
'Kheshig' - @Skythikon - Behind Closed Doors - Active
'Condor' - @Genni - Behind Closed Doors - In play
'Birdseed' - @Dragonite777 - Behind Closed Doors - In play
'Archangel' - @Jangel13 - Overwatch - Active

Operation: Behind Closed Doors - Team Threeway
Kheshig is currently in the surveillence room in the back of the flower shop. Condor and Birdseed are outside the front of the shop, currently awaiting @Dragonite777's action to start the distraction part of the plan.

Operation: Surprise - Team Sneaky-Sneaky-Boom
Patch, Fox and Wise Owl are all currently in their car, parked around the corner from the target warehouse, discussing the plan before starting their infiltration of the facility. Awaiting @Avanhelsing's approval before moving ahead.

Overwatch - Archangel
Archangel is currently monitoring both teams and will provide support as required. Currently awaiting @Jangel13's report that the whole operation's a huge trap and that 50,000 heavily armed soldiers supported by tanks, assault gunships and a trained tyrannosaurus rex are on their way to wipe out both teams, the safe house and a good chunk of Cornwall.

[Jangel13]

@Gennijust that you guys were on site

[Jangel13]

@Genniare you serious about the trap of 50000 soldiers and a trained t Rex

[Avanhelsing]

I'll post later. Sort of busy atm.

[Genni]

@Genniare you serious about the trap of 50000 soldiers and a trained t Rex

@Jangel13

Not really, but it seemed more interesting than writing that Archangel was watching reruns of Naruto and eating a Pot Noodle. @Dragonite777's the only one who knows what's really going to happen on the mission at this point, I'm just running point on the updates to current status. :)

[SimplyJohn]

@Avanhelsing I'll post later. Sort of busy atm.

No hurry, I think the adventure's settling into a nice relaxed pace at the moment. Just need Condor to suggest to Birdseed that they practice their lesbian foreplay techniques a little before entering the shop. XD

@Genni Not really, but it seemed more interesting than writing that Archangel was watching reruns of Naruto and eating a Pot Noodle.

So we're not going to get the opportunity to hijack a T-Rex to invade France with then? *pout*

[Genni]

So we're not going to get the opportunity to hijack a T-Rex to invade France with then? *pout*

@SimplyJohn

Well, I had thought about taking it to Spain, but then I realised how much money all the suntan lotion would cost and thought better of it.

[SimplyJohn]

It looks like a car bomb just killed Team Sneaky-Sneaky-Boom, the security guard saw through Kheshig's deception and beat him to a pulp and Condor and Birdseed went to find a quiet hotel room for the rest of the evening indulging in their carnal desires.¹

_{1 - Folding sheets and making sure there was a chocolate on the pillows}

[RomanAria]

Hmm. Whatever do you mean by that @SimplyJohn?

[SimplyJohn]

After sitting in a car outside a warehouse for two days, and staring at monitors in the security room for the same amount of time, I'm sure someone was bound to get a little suspicious of the teams' presence. :P

Would it be with me changing my post to say that Patch and Owl left the car and headed for the front doors rather than waiting for a response from Jack first?

[Genni]

I might go ahead and have Condor start the distraction plan into play rather than waiting for Birdseed to do it. Poor girl seems to have frozen up just at the wrong moment.

[Avanhelsing]

I just don't know what I am gonna post next? I mean I thought I gave the okay. I just don't know how the mission goes...

[Genni]

I just don't know what I am gonna post next? I mean I thought I gave the okay. I just don't know how the mission goes...

@Avanhelsing

Birdseed walks into the shop and says hi. Shop assistant smiles at her, eyeing up both her and Condor as she asks what they need. Birdseed acts coy and vague, a little uncertain, deliberately wasting time. Shop assistant starts checking watch, aware close to closing time. Birdseed begins to flutter about the shop, asking questions about various flowers, still delaying. End there awaiting response from @Dragonite777 to gauge shop assistant's reaction to Birdseed's behaviour.

All during this Condor would be with Birdseed, hanging on her arm and smiling at the shop assistant through gritted teeth, wondering why she can't just shoot the bitch and storm the place.

[Avanhelsing]

I was more worried about the surprise mission. I've got no idea how to enter or whatever.