[OOC] The Bawdy Dog

[NorthernGR]

Wow, okay, wow Mokley. I mean I just wrote up a 25 page post of Dirion stumbling around drunk. I was all ready to put it up bet there you go just taking the steam out of my engine maaan. I mean we've waited patiently all day for a mod post. You can't honestly expect us to wait a tiny bit more. Who do you think we are? :P

[Mokley]

@NorthernGR I think you're all wonderful writers with a penchant for chaos!

Please do continue to post now.

My post here is only just a rewrite of what has happened so far in the tavern. I have not added anything -- there is enough chaos without my adding to it.

Right now you all are PARALYZED. If your character is magical in some way you might get away with momentary stiffness, but most of you cannot move an inch as of this moment because Milo's put a spell on you. ;)

[NorthernGR]

If Dirion weren't drunk right now (and was also a real person) he would take great offense at being called a drunkard! :P He merely has a very very very slight weakness for alcohol.

[Mokley]

@NorthernGR So slight. Barely noticeable.

[ViolentViolet]

*prays to Goddess and realizes that she can cast her own spells*

[Strafe]

Oh no... Edward is unconscious AND paralyzed. But I thought when you faint in pokemon, your status effects wear off, and you can't pick up anymore... Not that Edward really has the constitution to wake himself up anytime soon.

[Mokley]

Oh no... Edward is unconscious AND paralyzed. But I thought when you faint in pokemon, your status effects wear off, and you can't pick up anymore... Not that Edward really has the constitution to wake himself up anytime soon.

@Strafe

Weeellll Edward actually fainted before the Siren song, and the limits of the spell were restricted to everyone who hears it. If he was unconscious at the time, he didn't hear it, therefore he's not paralyzed! XD

[Mokley]

Hey @Benjimus, you too! Everyone's paralyzed. ;) I highly recommend reading the mod post, it's extremely well-written if I do say so myself. XD

[Benjimus]

@Mokley If my object is a paralysis tomb, would I be able to break the spell?

Yeah sorry about that, I fixed the post. :) thx!

[Mokley]

@Benjimus ha! Excellent! :D

Now is the matter of how long you're all paralyzed. No more than one round I imagine. A minute maybe? Less for Fade, Fate and possibly Jargo. Possibly.

[NorthernGR]

Aww c'mon Mokley! Dirion is in peak physical condition! He drinks to grow strong! (Or something like that)

I'm gonna wait to post until @SilverWolfAngel and @ViolentViolet Get a post out. Since at the moment we are all sorta interacting and you guys have had trouble keeping up some.

(Plus Dirion is drunk, so it makes some sense that you guys would react first.:p )

[Keplo]

Jargo's going to the store. Mostly I wanna wait and see what happens.

[AgentFallenSoul]

I have an idea for Seloria to get out! Guess I could reveal what's under the bandage and eye patch

[ViolentViolet]

@BlackCat
O_O You let me kill you?

[ViolentViolet]

@Keplo
Is it possible for a mortal being to have called this demon to this plain of existence in the first place? O_O

[BlackCat]

Milo's not dead. Just wounded.
@ViolentViolet

[ViolentViolet]

@BlackCat
And who here has enough medical experience to save her life if they remove the knife?

[Mokley]

@BlackCat unless a character has an idea to save Milo she might die. If that happens you can play her as a powerless ghost, or make a new character. Just laying out options. :)

[BlackCat]

I am absolutely fine with those options

[Illogical Jim]

@ViolentViolet

Just so we're on the same page, how quickly would that spell of darkness be expanding? And how much longer do you suppose it would last?

As to the knife, I imagine Ealdwine would know a fair bit about treating minor wounds and injuries. Something as serious as a knife lodged square in the chest, though, would be well beyond his ken.