MASTER HAND:
I now look upon the Battlefield, where these once-great characters now hide from the tyranny of the XIII, where our story of revolution begins...
The skies were dark. Thunderclouds filled the once-blue skies around the Battlefield, threatening to lay a spark upon anyone who dared come out of hiding. Upon a small platform, an obese, yet muscular, man rummaged through the belongings of a trophy that once was a Waddle Dee.
Wario snickered as he plucked several gold coins from Waddle Dee's satchel. "Wa ha ha," he chuckled, somewhat deranged, as he counted the coins. "Moneymoneymoneymoneymoney..."
Wario heard a thump. "Weh?!" he cried, startled. "Wa! Mine! Mine!" he hissed, clutching the coins in his meaty fist. He looked around with bloodshot, beady eyes, gnashing his square teeth. His jagged mustache quavered as his eyes darted from left to right. Wario breathed heavily.
Wario turned around. "WA! IT'S MINE! ALL MINE!" he cried. "WEH!" Wario's expression changed when he found no one behind him. "Wa-ha-ha..." he nervously laughed. Thunder clapped above him. Lightning flashed, illuminating the manic thief's cartoonish proportions and paranoid expression.
Perhaps Wario's paranoia was justified after all, for no sooner than the last bolt of lightning did three dark, shadowy figures appear, wielding spears. These diminutive figures had shadowy auras about them, and round, bulbous heads, as well as glowing yellow eyes. They made no sound as they pointed their spears at Wario. Wario recognized their forms immediately; these were the dreaded Shadow Toads of the XIII's creation. Wario backed up and pulled the Wario Bike out of his back pocket. "Wa! Stay back! I've got a bike, and I'm not afraid to use it!" Wario stammered. "I'm starting the engine!"
The Shadow Toads hurled their spears at the Wario Bike's gas-guzzling engine, causing the bike to explode and Wario to go flying off the platform. Wario screamed and let off a long fart that launched him to another platform. Wario scrabbled at the ground to get back up upon hitting the platform, looking behind in horror as his assailants jumped from the other platform and chased after him. "WA!" Wario cried. He dove behind a ruined column and shivered as the Shadow Toads looked for their prey.
They found a different target, however; as the effeminate Princess Peach floated daintily down upon the floating islands of Battlefield, the Shadow Toads turned their attention upon the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Peach landed upon higher ground, before looking down upon the dark land far below. She could see moving shadows upon the ground, shifting through the barren canyons and desecrated forests. Peach folded up her parasol and placed a hand on her heart. What has become of my love? He has left a void within my heart that nothing can satisfy.
Wario looked upon her. A shame that such a pretty lady and powerful ruler was reduced to an aimless, loveless wanderer.
I look upon this world of trophies, and I wonder what I have created.
I now look upon the Battlefield, where these once-great characters now hide from the tyranny of the XIII, where our story of revolution begins...
The skies were dark. Thunderclouds filled the once-blue skies around the Battlefield, threatening to lay a spark upon anyone who dared come out of hiding. Upon a small platform, an obese, yet muscular, man rummaged through the belongings of a trophy that once was a Waddle Dee.
WARIO
Wario snickered as he plucked several gold coins from Waddle Dee's satchel. "Wa ha ha," he chuckled, somewhat deranged, as he counted the coins. "Moneymoneymoneymoneymoney..."
Wario heard a thump. "Weh?!" he cried, startled. "Wa! Mine! Mine!" he hissed, clutching the coins in his meaty fist. He looked around with bloodshot, beady eyes, gnashing his square teeth. His jagged mustache quavered as his eyes darted from left to right. Wario breathed heavily.
Wario turned around. "WA! IT'S MINE! ALL MINE!" he cried. "WEH!" Wario's expression changed when he found no one behind him. "Wa-ha-ha..." he nervously laughed. Thunder clapped above him. Lightning flashed, illuminating the manic thief's cartoonish proportions and paranoid expression.
Perhaps Wario's paranoia was justified after all, for no sooner than the last bolt of lightning did three dark, shadowy figures appear, wielding spears. These diminutive figures had shadowy auras about them, and round, bulbous heads, as well as glowing yellow eyes. They made no sound as they pointed their spears at Wario. Wario recognized their forms immediately; these were the dreaded Shadow Toads of the XIII's creation. Wario backed up and pulled the Wario Bike out of his back pocket. "Wa! Stay back! I've got a bike, and I'm not afraid to use it!" Wario stammered. "I'm starting the engine!"
The Shadow Toads hurled their spears at the Wario Bike's gas-guzzling engine, causing the bike to explode and Wario to go flying off the platform. Wario screamed and let off a long fart that launched him to another platform. Wario scrabbled at the ground to get back up upon hitting the platform, looking behind in horror as his assailants jumped from the other platform and chased after him. "WA!" Wario cried. He dove behind a ruined column and shivered as the Shadow Toads looked for their prey.
They found a different target, however; as the effeminate Princess Peach floated daintily down upon the floating islands of Battlefield, the Shadow Toads turned their attention upon the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom.
PEACH
Peach landed upon higher ground, before looking down upon the dark land far below. She could see moving shadows upon the ground, shifting through the barren canyons and desecrated forests. Peach folded up her parasol and placed a hand on her heart. What has become of my love? He has left a void within my heart that nothing can satisfy.
Wario looked upon her. A shame that such a pretty lady and powerful ruler was reduced to an aimless, loveless wanderer.
I look upon this world of trophies, and I wonder what I have created.