Continue the Story

[Vanguardian]

So this will be how it goes, I make a sentence, then the person under me makes a Sentence, so on and so forth, and we make a story. The only real rule other then that is the next sentence has to rhyme. Its that simple, so lets start.

The Turtle Walks Across the Street.

[Lennon79]

To go see Dolly the Sheep for a dirty little 'bleet'

[Vilageidiotx]

At a quaint little club called "Pete's Cheap Skeet"

[KnightShade]

Let's hope he isn't crushed by feet.

[ClocktowerEchos]

He rolls up in his pimpin' jeep

[Sana]

Surrounded by hoes with eyebrows on fleek

[BrobyDDark]

And then everybody died. The end.

[ClocktowerEchos]

BUT WAIT HE ISN'T DEAD. SHIA SURPRISE. LET US CONTINUE THIS TREND.

[BrobyDDark]

But his head gets lopped off by an axe.

The axe had the nuclear strikes button and a nuclear war was started, ending with the destruction of all life. All life. All of it.

The end.

[Lennon79]

And yet the Turtle was undead and did the world from nuclear apocalypse, defend.

[Sana]

The little Turtle then took an undead shit on Broby's head

[ClocktowerEchos]

After that, our heroic turtle rode off into nuclear sunset on a jet sled

[BrobyDDark]

And then crashed into the sun and burnt up.

The end.

[ClocktowerEchos]

But our hero couldn't die, so he flew out of the sun on a winged pup

[BrobyDDark]

Then the winged pup turned into a blackhole and swallowed the turtle.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Now he's in space having been spat out by the Black Hole, what a brave undead turtle!

[BrobyDDark]

>having been spat out by a black hole

Then he is immediately pulled back into the black hole. The end.

[Pudding]

But then the turtle, knew his videos were overdue, so he left the blackhole using magic.

[BrobyDDark]

The magic and the turtle were resucked into the black hole, which was also a dragon now. And everyone knows dragons are immune to magic.

[Sana]

But then, a mighty comet flew into the dragon and obliterated it, allowing the brave and courageous turtle freedom from the space beast!