@yPro Athinar would LOVE Tinkerhel's.... interests.
Would those be the two big interests she keeps in front of herself at all times?
(Not that she floats around naked, mind you...)
Tinkerhel: "...dammit..."
Basic elemental spell tomes: A beginner's guide to Fire Magic, A beginner's guide to Water Magic, A beginner's guide to Wind Magic, A beginner's guide to Earth Magic, A beginner's guide to Dark Magic (laying in a disorderly pile on the floor.)
That reminds me, Tink borrowed your copy of Love Spells For The Inebriated and accidentally dropped it in a vat of... well, let's just say it's a bit sticky now. She'll try to get a clean copy for you just as soon as she can.
Mana-recovery trinkets (Barely worth wearing, and also too gaudy.)
Tinkerhel: "Ooo, this one's pretty. Can I have it?"
(I should really name the dark mage, since he's still a part of Narza and will influence her to a large degree.)
Derrik the Dull-hearted (or Derrik the Dull-witted, as most called him)?
Or, barring critical injury, he could have simply overspent himself.
Tinkerhel: *smoking a cigarette* "Was it good for you too, Baby?"
Hmm magical plumbing system? Central eating cave? Or do we fix food ourselves since we probably eat widely varying things?
A bubbling how water spring surrounded by candles, rose petals, a couple of suspicious looking empty vials and a large... model of a stalactite?
No? That must just be in Tinkerhel's chambers then.
We're villains. We don't use plumbing. We take dumps in buckets and dump it on attackers.
Tinkerhel: "Speak for yourself. I have a very specially trained Priestess who deals with those things for me."
They also run a little tavern where you can eat mystery meat and drink grog so strong that it could kill an orc.
When you say 'mystery meat', is that the same stuff Octi tried to serve to Tink in a hotdog bun? It was halfway down her throat before she realised something was strange about the way he was holding it in his lap.
Tinkerhel: "I still managed to swallow when he asked me to though."
So at what point can I throw Twich onto the Character Tab?
Just after he proves his worth by fighting a dragonling in a pit, or spending a night with Tink in her 'special room'.
Tinkerhel, is this where you got those burns?
Tinkerhel: "What burns!?! Dammit, he told me those would heal after three to five days!"
If Torrens laid his hands on Tinkerhel, she'd be a pile of charred, molten flesh.
Tinkerhel: "Mmm, sound kinky..."
Soft suggestion: the evil overlord needs to take his non-warriors and establish them as heads of each town they conquer, weakest closest to the main cave with a combat person of some type to keep each one guarded.
Tinkerhel: "Dibs on the town with the most unsullied virgins!"
Ekusha could do some intelligence/counter-intelligence role: report the status of the land to the group, sway the minds of some local lords, create false prophets in their communities, etc.
Tinkerhel will probably get distracted by the first female hero we meet, dragging them back to the torture room to be played with tormented and corrupted into her minion.
Twich is of course the Mad Scientist of the group. Someone has to be after all. And its so much fun to be the guy who randomly shouts 'SCIENCE!' to justify everything he does.
Tinkerhel: "PUSSY! Wait, what were we talking about?"
This would give them fire resistance, maybe, but I wouldn't go so far as to say that their corporeal forms are by default immune to fire and heat.
Since their corporeal forms would've been created to simply house their demonic essence, unless they'd actually gone out of their way to give their bodies fire resistance, or at least asbestos gloves, then I can't see why they'd automatically be fire-proof.
Tinkerhel: "PUSSY!"
Shut up.
Narza: I'll trade you three farmer for your blacksmith...
Tinkerhel: "Do you have any Priestesses? I could always do with another one of those. The ones I have keep breaking."
I'm fairly certain that Twich's first words to Tink are going to be along the lines of "I hear that you enjoy being strapped to a table and made to scream. Come with me please Ms." and the two of them will best friends afterwards.
Tinkerhel: "Ooo, what a big iambic you have..."
I want Emily to set a village aflame and then walk through singing I see Fire
Just as long as you remember to warn all the attractive young women to go hide in the fire-proof cellar first.
That cellar, the one over there with the fairy holding the door open.
That's right the fairy with the riding crop and the eager grin.
>Tinkerhel walks in and says, "Hey, it's pretty hot in here!"
Tinkerhel: "Oh dear, all my clothes seemed to have... goddamit. Does anyone have anything that'll set fire to magically-endowed, demonically-enchanted dragonskin leather?"
So if she set up a deal with Azavarn, she could steal and keep normal human souls and exchange them for rarer ones. Or forcibly take the souls of people Azavarn has failed to trick souls away from.
Tinkerhel: "I'll trade you this princess's soul for a spare to stuff in her pretty body? The one she has at the moment seems to have stopped working after the fourteen Orc gangbang."
Their soul-stealing methods will be different but compatible. When Narza takes a soul, it'll take their consciousness with it. She'll still be able to trade that soul to Azavarn, he'll just be getting the soul plus the consciousness.
Tinkerhel: "So, there'll be a lot of pretty, empty bodies around for someone to play with?"
