[Game!] Mines

[Antarctic Termite]

>dig towards green thing
>if Cannibal jumps into my hole, keep digging, in such a direction that he's between my pickaxe and the wall. In other words, hit him with the pickaxe.

[GodOfWar]

>Throw Leeroy down hole with Blind man
>Jump into the hole with them and feast on their flesh

[Ryuzaki]

>Spawn Chuck Norris
>Begin breaking wall with brute force

[Joegreenbeen]

@Vanguardian@Antarctic Termite@Ryuzaki@GodOfWar@BrokenVeil@hiddenleafguy@Nerevarine

The doc

Use the contents of this hider on the link below for extra fun!

The Earth trembles as the battle rages, both sides taking heavy losses... Wait! Neither sides has even seen the other...

Idiots.

On the pink side the cannibal problem isn't fixing itself and Leeroy was thrown into the Blind man’s tunnel, subsequently taking a bite to the leg. This dealt a devastating 10 damage.
Besides having a druggy landing on his head, the Blind Man was having better luck than Leeroy finding and begging to mine a green ore. He will have it in another 3 turns. (Green ore 1/4 mined)

On the lavender side a monster is wreaking havoc as it takes a bite of Marcus's hat dealing two damage. But wait! Who's this? Chuck Norris enters the fight and...

Punches a wall...

Well, that was anti-climatic. Nice going Chuck, punching the wall did no good, and now the monster is focused on you!

Here

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Pink:

Bind Man

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
-Unidentified ore.
Health:100/100

Action: Mining a random ore. (1/4)

Cannibal

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Health:100/100

Action: Ravaging Leeroy's leg with teeth.

Lord Beebly-Boop

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Health:100/100

Note: Is having trouble gathering a militia.

Leeroy

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Health:63/100

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Lavender:

Marcus

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Health:88/100

Knowledge:
-Identified the gray ore as stone.

Note: Is being attacked by a monster.

Bat Man

Bat-Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Bat-Health:100/100

Chuck Norris

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Health:100/100

Note:A monster has you in its sights.

[GodOfWar]

>Tear off Leeroy's leg and whack him with it.

[Near]

>Spawn Yagami Light
>Write monster's name in Death Note

[Antarctic Termite]

>Continue mining the ore

ain't nothin gonna stop me

[Ryuzaki]

>Notice monster
>contemplate meaning of life while staring into the monster's eyes lovingly

[BrokenVeil]

>Take the duty of stopping this criminal into my own hands
>Take off cape and crown.
>It's time for KINGLY JUSTICE
>Attack this cannibalistic peasant

[hiddenleafguy]

>Grab monster.
>throw monster to the bottom of my pit.
> jump up and down on the beast.
>?????
>PROFIT!!!

[Joegreenbeen]

The doc

The plot thickens as both sides race to annihilate the other! Wait they STILL haven't fought each other! What am I going to do! Ooh, I have an idea... Never mind then, back to the game.

On the hot pink side, the battle rages as ooh, ouch, Leeroy looses his leg to the Cannibal dealing a whopping 40 damage, man that's gotta hurt. But never fear Lord Beebly-Boop is here! *Yay* He pulls out his kingly pickax and takes a swing at the Cannibal! This deals 10 damage. How will the Cannibal respond? Find out next time because we are moving over to the Lavender side. (Oh, yeah., almost forgot. The blind man has been mining threw the entire fight thing. That's what I call concentration!)

Things are speeding up on the Lavander side! Marcus apears to have awoken from a trance and has one thing on his mind: Kill that monster. Using his rage he takes the thing and throws it in his mine dealing three damage. But wait, he's not done yet! He brings his harsh boot down on that thing, dealing a whole seven damage. I almost feel sorry for the thing. Besides the the monster mutilation it seems that a character named Yagami Light has entered the battle field. Strange, he's seems to be writing something. Hmm.

Well, in other news it seems that Chuck Norris has developed a love for the monster... weird.

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Pink:

Blind Man

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
-Unidentified ore.
Health:100/100

Action: Mining a random ore. (2/4)

Cannibal

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
-Leeroy's Leg
Health:90/100

Note: Lord Beebly Boop is attacking!.

Lord Beebly-Boop

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Health:100/100

Action: Bringing his justice fueled pickax down on the Cannibal.

Leeroy

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Health:23/100

Note:Missing a leg.

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Lavender:

Marcus

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Health:88/100

Knowledge:
-Identified the gray ore as stone.

Note: Is throwing down on the monster.

Bat Man

Bat-Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Bat-Health:100/100

Chuck Norris

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Health:100/100

Note:The air smells sweat as you feel high in love.

Yagami Light

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Health:100/100

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Enemies

??? Monster

Inventory:???

Health:20/30

[GodOfWar]

>Take off Leeroy's other leg
>Whack Lordy Beebly Boop with both of leeroy's smexy legs

[BrokenVeil]

>I WILL VANQUISH YOU!.jpg
>Royal Pickaxe+Cannibal's head
>Now

[Antarctic Termite]

>Mine the ore

[hiddenleafguy]

>Hit it with my pickaxe, shouting "NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE, ATTACKS MY HAT!!!!!!"

[Joegreenbeen]

The doc

Ho hum, another average day in the world of Mines. Or is it?
(No, it isn't.)

"But why", you may ask, "why is it not an average day Mr.Narrator Sir?"

Oh, I'll tell you why. Now presenting the Mines Battlefield! Mwhahaha. Here two competitors shall face off in brutal combat to try and win glory for their team. More details are in the hinder below!

Now, back to your regularly scheduled program:

On the pink side things are heating up! The cannibal with is fury rips off a Leeroy's other leg, killing the poor man. (Our first fatality!) Using Leeroy's smexy legs, the Cannibal hits Beebly-Boop, dealing 5 damage. Beebly retaliates with his pickax, dealing a devastating 15 damage. Ouch. All the while the Blind Man keeps mining, now 3/4 of the way through the green stuff.

On the Lavender side Marcus battles bravely with the serpent, attacking and dealing 16 damage with his pickax, almost killing the monster and getting purple goo everywhere. Through the sharp metal, pain, and battle cries, the week monster lashes out, dealing 1 damage. This leaves Marcus at 97 health.

Hider Below

Here is how the battle field works:

-Each team votes on who they want to enter.

-The players who are chosen leave the Mines area and appear in the Battlefield with 50 health.

-Once a player wins, both players return with the same amount of health they left with.

-The winner gets to choose one of three rewards for their team.

-Wash, rinse, and repeat!

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Pink:

Blind Man

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
-Unidentified ore.
Health:100/100

Action: Mining a random ore. (3/4)

Cannibal

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
-Leeroy's Leg(s)
Health:75/100

Note: Lord Beebly Boop is attacking!.

Lord Beebly-Boop

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Health:95/100

Action: Bringing his justice fueled pickax down on the Cannibal.

Leeroy

Respawn? (1/3)

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Lavender:

Marcus

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Health:97/100

Knowledge:
-Identified the gray ore as stone.

Note: Is covered in purple goo.

Bat Man

Bat-Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Bat-Health:100/100

Chuck Norris

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Health:100/100

Note:The air smells sweat as you feel high in love.

Yagami Light

Inventory:
-Average Pickax
Health:100/100

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Enemies

??? Monster

Inventory:???

Health:4/30

[GodOfWar]

>Rip off Lord Beebly-Boop's arm (the one that holds the pickaxe preferabley)
>Shove Leeroy's legs down Lord Beeply-Boop's throat, trying to make him a cannibal, too.

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>Battlefield Vote; Myself!

[Joegreenbeen]

>Rip off Lord Beebly-Boop's arm (the one that holds the pickaxe preferabley)
>Shove Leeroy's legs down Lord Beeply-Boop's throat, trying to make him a cannibal, too.

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>Battlefield Vote; Myself!

@GodOfWar

You posted before I was finished updating. XD

[Ryuzaki]

>vote batman

[BrokenVeil]

Shitty,but it only took five minutes.

>Evade them grapples
>Mash this rebel

>Vote cannibal (since I am the king all shall vote for whom I vote for, otherwise yins are treasonous scum)