One word story.

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dated

[GodOfWar]

another

[Vilageidiotx]

babe.

[RainbowReindeer]

Sadly,

[ManiacMaestro]

She was

[ClocktowerEchos]

they died

[Vilageidiotx]

horrifically

[GodOfWar]

under an equally horrific

[Vilageidiotx]

horrors.

[WinterLemur]

Suddenly

[GodOfWar]

a car

[RainbowReindeer]

ran

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into

[RainbowReindeer]

Donald Trump

[The Slenderman]

Who bought

[GodOfWar]

your aunt's

[Palamon]

lizard-people

[ClocktowerEchos]

from Soviet Russia

[GodOfWar]

while doing

[RainbowReindeer]

poker.