[OOC] High School Rumble! [open for applicants]

[RoflsMazoy]

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My character has basically nothing to do, so the matter of skipping ahead doesn't really matter. Where will the Rumble start at? Will it be designated spot for each club?

@Clev

Nope, it just starts whenever during the school day and everyone has to drop their stuff and fight each other.

[Descartes]

So. If Kingsley cooks a human and a human eats it, what happens?

[GreenGoat]

He becomes a cannibal. o.o

[Shisa]

I hadn't really considered what would happen if Kingsley ate a human, but theoretically, he would gain their qualities and/or abilities for a day. If he ate a smart guy, he would become smarter. If he ate a dude with fire powers, he'd probably get fire powers. Mind, he wouldn't gain as much smarts or as powerful flames as the original.

Theoretically, of course. I'm certain there are rumors about him and cannibalism, but it certainly hasn't happened before.

[Embalmer]

"Didcha hear that Horace went missing after having class with the Shadow King?"
"OH SWEET JESUS! The Shadow King's bloodlust has no mercy! He must've grinded his bones into a seasoning, while boiling chunks of his flesh in a cauldron full of his own blood in a cauldron made by Satan himself!"

Probably something like that, I'd imagine.

[GreenGoat]

So... does that mean if you keep eating the students in the school you will essentially become godlike?

[Embalmer]

I hadn't really considered what would happen if Kingsley ate a human, but theoretically, he would gain their qualities and/or abilities for a day

Shisa

Bolded the part you probably missed in the initial answer.

[Shisa]

@Embalmer Satan, blood, bone seasoning. A perfect recipe for a Shadow King rumor.

@GreenGoat Up to three at a time, and only for 24 hours. If he did that for a few years, though, some residual effects would end up staying. That might make him pretty dangerous. Not that he wouldn't be already, after eating his peers for a few years.

[GreenGoat]

Bolded the part you probably missed in the initial answer.

@Embalmer

Well, his CS did state that he took in some qualities from his dish permanently over the years.

[Shisa]

@GreenGoat I have to imagine that, if we have a rumored demon king actually eating other students every day, the administration would get involved before significant residual effects could be gained.

[GreenGoat]

I know. ^^;

It was just curiosity on my part.

[Shisa]

@GreenGoat Understood. Then to sate your curiosity completely, assuming no interference and perhaps 30 years of eating fellow students, Kingsley would become not unlike a god. Parameters at max and a variety of strong powers at his disposal, he would become the chef-king of the universe.

[Clev]

@GreenGoat Understood. Then to sate your curiosity completely, assuming no interference and perhaps 30 years of eating fellow students, Kingsley would become not unlike a god. Parameters at max and a variety of strong powers at his disposal, he would become the chef-king of the universe.

@Shisa

I think I have a plan about the 'no interference' thing. Do you think Kingsley could lead a few people into the woods during the Rumble, eat three, make 65% of the student body into leftovers, and then slowly feed off of nothing but human fat? I'm guessing some of it may turn rotten, so that's where using the Cooking Club comes in. I'm assuming they have some freakishly large deep freezer that everyone's afraid to go into (Horror movies 101) so Kingsley could volunteer to go in whilst everyone else doesn't ask any questions.

However, if the Dean found out, yeah..

[Shisa]

@Clev Hey, yeah, and I can replenish my supply every year at the rumble. I doubt I'll get 30 years out of this RP, but it's a mechanically viable strategy. I don't think Kingsley wants to, like, eat people though. People and crocodiles are two things I'm pretty sure he's not cooking.

[Boomrocker]

@Clev Hey, yeah, and I can replenish my supply every year at the rumble. I doubt I'll get 30 years out of this RP, but it's a mechanically viable strategy. I don't think Kingsley wants to, like, eat people though. People and crocodiles are two things I'm pretty sure he's not cooking.

@Shisa

I would rectify that if I were you. Crocodile meat is delicious.

[Shisa]

@Boomrocker It is delicious, but Kingsley couldn't cook it without thinking of his beloved crocodile family. What about stoic but kind big brother Crocodavid? And his sweet little crocodile sister Crocodilla?

Well, crocodiles do eat other crocodiles, but Kingsley is a bit more sentimental as a human. He thinks differently.

[Teal]

@Shisa Crocodavid seems like a brand of cereal.

By the way, am I the only one who noticed that El Ruidoso and Augur are near perfect expies of Rock Lee and Shikamaru. One is extremely energetic, has no real powers, values training and honorable fights. The other is extremely smart, an excellent strategist (in the case of Augur, it seems to be implied) and also lazy.

One could also argue that my character could be a male expy of Sakura, what with all the anger management issues and what not, but I drew more inspiration from Shizuo of Durarara!

[Boomrocker]

@Shisa Crocodavid seems like a brand of cereal.

By the way, am I the only one who noticed that El Ruidoso and Augur are near perfect expies of Rock Lee and Shikamaru. One is extremely energetic, has no real powers, values training and honorable fights. The other is extremely smart, an excellent strategist (in the case of Augur, it seems to be implied) and also lazy.

One could also argue that my character could be a male expy of Sakura, what with all the anger management issues and what not, but I drew more inspiration from Shizuo of Durarara!

@Teal

I do not know who these people are. El Ruidoso is merely a luchador, and has the showmanship of one.

[Teal]

@Boomrocker

I assumed that since you joined this RP, you'd be familiar with a long running anime such as Naruto. For the record, I'm not accusing you of plagiarism or anything. It's just an observation I made.

[Boomrocker]

@Teal

Worry not. I have taken no offense.