You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

[GodOfWar]

In his defense, he was smart enough to at least pull out the 2nd amendment so he could keep his rifle with him to prison.

^{I don't think it's very safe though...}

[Lone Wanderer]

I'm just being prepared, alright!
When I drop the soap, ain't no-one gonna do shit now.

[Keyguyperson]

That's a nice gun, can I hold it?

[GodOfWar]

No, my gun. *takes gun* *curls up in corner with gun*

[Lone Wanderer]

Officer, that... thing is armed in here! HELP US!

[LHG100]

Pfft, non-skittles based organisms. Why are you going full 'fallout mcgee' anyway?

[BrokenVeil]

Officer, that... thing is armed in here! HELP US!

@Lone Wanderer

Don't worry. I'm an oil painting, I'll put a stain on his prison jumpsuit he WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO REMOVE.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Last time I try LSD, I swear.

[SgtEasy]

Meow. Meow meow meow Purr Purr. Meow.

Translation

BOW DOWN TO ME, THE OMNIPOTENT BEING OF THIS REALM YOU IMBECILES!! HAIL ME AS YOUR GLORIOUS, MIGHTY LEADER OR YOU SHALL BE SMITED BY MY STUBBY CLAWS!!! FEAR ME!!! Meow.

[BrokenVeil]

I assume you are here for the recreational use of catnip.

[Rupdeus]

Are those things your glasses or your eyes?

[Lone Wanderer]

Can your sword do many things?

[Dinh AaronMk]

You don't belong here, STALKER

[BrokenVeil]

Jesus, Those peepers are gigantic!
Mind not ogling me?

[Rupdeus]

Your nose reminds me of Harry Potter's scar.

[Keyguyperson]

What the hell is with your arm?

[GodOfWar]

Dear lord, ok, I'm making you a nose. I'll blow two holes right into your face and you can at least have a flat, noticeable nose like Voldemort. I can't take your unrealistic breathing nub anymore. *aims rifle right in the middle of Keyguyperson's face, were her/his/their nose should be*

[BrokenVeil]

Do you want a neon blue stain on your forehead?

[Darcs]

that aesthetic tho

[BrokenVeil]

I know.
You got me into it.