I haven't been hyper before, even when I'm eating loads of candy or eating freaking three buckets of icecream (I don't really like coffee right now... sorry lol)
Trust me, you'd be waiting for another eighteen years before you receive my rant. And that would not even be a quarter of all the bullshit I deal with in college.
UPDATE: She stopped laughing. She remembered the time I was chased out of the bathroom by a spider three times at 2 AM.
I wouldn't reveal my age because flashbacks of primary school ICT teacher ranting about e-safety, but eh. Ad long as mine isn't revealed, I'm totally cool.
I still remember my ICT teacher in primary school... She made one of the people in my class write out the entire dictionary because he kept on fucking about in class xD