From Oscar to Raspberry - Humorous Movie Synopsis Thread

[Hank]

Mad Max: Thunderdome -- Basically "Hook," if Peter Pan had been a cage deathmatch champion.

@mdk

In a similar vein, Mad Max: Fury Road -- a fun roadtrip for the entire family + concubines.

[mdk]

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In a similar vein, Mad Max: Fury Road -- a fun roadtrip for the entire family + concubines.

@Hank

Or: don't mess with cripples.

edit: just remembered first post

[tsukune]

Terminator - I'll be back.

Terminator 2 - I'll (won't) be back.

Terminator 3 - I'm back.

Terminator Salvation - Where are you?

Terminator Genisys - I'll go back.

[tsukune]

Pacific Rim - When supersized Evangelion meets water-type Godzilla.

[AlteredTundra]

Unfriended - If Josh Trank knew how to use skype.
Toy Story: If Friends was set in a child's room.
Hancock: If Superman was a drunken asshole and black.

[mdk]

The Iron Man franchise: A rich jerk invents plot armor, which makes him marginally more relatable for some reason.

[AlteredTundra]

Ted: Giving 30-something men a reason to keep their childhood teddy bear and think that it's "normal".

[mdk]

Sucker Punch: Forget about plots. Here's hot chicks stripping and beating up nazi zombie samurai robot dragons with sick music. STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.

[AlteredTundra]

Olympus Has Fallen: What King Leonidas would've done in modern Greece; only that "Modern Greece" is more like modern U.S.A.

[tsukune]

X-Men - When the road trip of a runaway teenage girl went horribly wrong. Destination? New York City.

X2 - When the road trip of a runaway mutant "family" went horribly wrong. Destination? An abandoned dam with an underground lab.

X-Men: The Last Stand - When the road trip of a certain good mutant squadron went...to war. Destination? The island prison of Alcatraz.

X-Men: Days of the Future Past - When the road trip...back in time made you suddenly realize that all of the above was actually a paradox loop.

[AlteredTundra]

Rock of Ages: Since High School Musical was so successful, let's ruin the 80s Hair/Glam Metal scene by making a musical out of it.

[mdk]

Avatar, the Last Airbender: A heroic youngster tries to save an idyllic world from the tyrannical and destructive forces of writer/director M. Night Shyamalan. He fails.

[CAS]

We Were Soldiers: Everyone dies. Except Mel Gibson.

300: 300 guys in loincloth get destroyed by a couple million Persians.

[Gwynbleidd]

Star Wars: A romantic comedy about a dysfunctional family with poor communication skills trying to organize a reunion.

A New Hope: A fatherly inhaler chokes people.

Empire Strikes Back: Gross, dude. That's your sister.

Return of the Jedi: Reunited and it feels so good, even if it was only a few seconds. Alternative title? Dances With Ewoks

[Tearstone]

Stephen King's Rose Red - Play house with some ghosts and maybe have some psychic powers.

Event Horizon - Family research ship goes to hell, comes back to be the the life of the party, drags salvage crew along with it.

[tsukune]

The Incredibles - A long video that educate kids on why superheroes with capes are NOT cool. At all.

[AlteredTundra]

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children: MOTHER! NOOOOOOOOOO!

[tsukune]

Chicken Run - AAAAAARGH THE SKY IS FALLING DOWN! FALLING DOWN!!!

[AlteredTundra]

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs - Damn it! God is trying to perfect his meatball recipe again.

[Agent B52]

Pacific Rim:
One sided depiction of immigration.

Pacific Rim:
Awesome Dumb Robot Movie.