[IC] TNT - The Nameless Tavern. (Always Open)

[SgtEasy]

Jonas bled to death. What? Need more info? Well, too bad. Jonas bled to death. End. Or is it? He appeared in the middle of the tavern, a walker clawing at his face as his arm was being chewed into by another. He kept screaming, thrashing in his death throes as he reached for the rifle on the ground next to him. He clawed for it, raking the wooden boards of the tavern, trying to grasp the cool metal of his AWM. The pain was unbearable, the walker feeding on his arm was feasting on it, diseased hands picking from the bones. Blood spurted everywhere, his screams brimming with agony. The other however was much more interested in the bartender and the lady in front of the counter...

@Billsomething @Aisling

[Aisling]

@SgtEasy

"What is that nasty looking thing? It looks humanoid so here goes....." Ixonia reached into her pocket and pulled out a leaf. She carefully unwrapped a gelatinous cube which she threw at the three of them. If she had aimed right and if the cube was still fresh enough, it would land on top of the trio an encase them inside. Then the cube would pulled them apart and divide itself at the same time. Ixonia simply watched the scene unfold....... and ready to run if needed to.

[Aisling]

((Sorry wrong place!))

[SgtEasy]

"Ah! What the fu- blub blub blub?!?!" Jonas was lifted in the air, trapped in some jelly like substance. He was then separated from the walkers, plopping on the ground in a severed gelatinous cube. He turned his gaze towards the suspect and then immediately raised an eyebrow. Her attire was... definitely strange. Amidst this old fantasy-like tavern, she stood out like a... Wait, tavern? He was in a mall ten seconds ago, left behind by his group!

He began thrashing and roaring as the jelly turned a misty red from the seeping wound on his forearm, screaming curses. The pain was unbearable, rage flooded his vision and he was slowly losing consciousness. And swiftly losing large amounts of blood. He slowly reached out for his gun's barrel, flipping it so the barrel pointed towards the ceiling and pulled the trigger. Over and over again.

[Aisling]

@SgtEasy

"I wouldn't do that! It will make the walls stronger and it will ricketshay back to you! There is only one way out and that is definately not the way. Just relax and calm down." Ixonia got up and yelled at the man. She didn't dare touch the cube or she would be pulled in....

The cube slowly bounce the bullets back towards where they came from and the walls became stronger and less flexible.

[SgtEasy]

'It's pretty hard to calm down when your arm feels like it's on fire lady!' Jonas though angrily as blood kept seeping out of his wound. He felt light in the head, darkness appearing in the edges of his eyes. The cube became redder and redder, eventually filling the cube with visceral bits of flesh and bone. His screaming became quieter, his thrashing reduced to the occasional twitch but the steady stream of blood was almost horrifying. Bullets ricocheted back, some grazing him while some missed him completely.

He was dying and as he became stiller and stiller, his thoughts were only filled of betrayal...

[Aisling]

@SgtEasy

"You owe me big time, buddy. Looks to be size 7." Ixonia teleported a box out to an operation table and some O blood for she knew that there would be very little time left.

"Once the gell finishes dissolving we are going to take a trip to my ship to patch you up. I'll toss some sand on this mess when I got back.... they look like they are done for. Now if there is no protest from you, I'll teleport you..." Ixonia waited for a full 30 seconds...

[Song Book]

Jet watched the sceen from her seat. Eating the gumbo he had given her. Hoping at least To watch for a while and finish the gumbo. She liked the las glass of alcohol but she could feel any sense of tipsiness fading quickly.
"Can I have more alcohol now? Please Aubrey? I came to this place to get drunk. Yet ive barely gotten anything. Good gumbo though."@Billsomething

[SgtEasy]

@Aisling

Jonas looked dryly at the "princess get-up girl" in front of him. "Lady, I'm supposed to be dead. I'm going to turn into one of the one things" he pointed to one of the walkers inside the cube "and in a minute to upwards of two hours, I'm going to try and bite your face off. Unless you have some malice voodoo healing shit, I'm done for. But what the hell. Try and keep me from turning into one of those things."

[Aisling]

@SgtEasy
Ixonia took that for a yes and teleported both of them to her ship's operating room. She scrubbed up as she spoke.

"What I am going to do is to slip these skin graft tissue body parts onto your body.It will contain your blood and absorb the blood. The skin graft tissue will become your own skin eventually. It has antibiotics and reorganization properties. I am hoping that it will heal you in every way.

Let's begin by removing what bits of clothing you have on.... Now to dip you into the solution..... If you feel a cooling sensation, it will tell me that it is working. I'll start with your most critical areas first such as this arm."

Ixonia told him each step as she slipped him into a silver bath then place each piece of the body part on. Two arm sleeves, two leg sleeves and body sleeve later, she had but one piece left to put one.

"The head sleeve is the last piece to put on. By now you should have next to no pain and possibly partially numb. When I put this head piece on, your new body will be complete......" Ixonia spoke as she quickly slipped the head piece on.
She knew that her patient might freak out if he knew that for about 10 seconds, he wouldn't be able to breathe......

[SgtEasy]

1. He felt the air suddenly expel from his lungs, eyes dilating in shock. 2. He struggled to breath, trying to inhale in futility. 3. His back arched as his lungs ached for air. 4. 5. He kept thrashing and thrashing, wide eyes staring solely at his so called "doctor". 6. 7. He reached out for her neck. 8. 9. He tried to grasp her cool skin, to rip out her jugular. 10. He inhaled.

Taking several gallons of oxygen, he glared at the princess get-up. "Mind explaining why I couldn't breathe and all the oxygen just flowed out of me, doctor?" He spat the word out like venom, using it almost as an insult. I mean he was grateful but a little warning would've been helpful.

[Aisling]

"Quite simple really. The last time I did this, I told the patient that he was not going to be able to breathe, he freaked out so bad that I ripped the head sleeve. These things are very expensive to buy and costly to get. I was pushed far into the future and since I still owe the company money, I haven't been back. Which I do need to do.

Now that your body will slowly heal itself, how do you feel? Do you know your blood typing? Adding more blood is the next thing but if you don't want an IV, that is perfectly fine with me. You will eventually regain the blood that you lost.

By the way, I am Lady Captain Ixonia Yipsilanti at your service." Ixonia spoke as she began to clean up the surgery room.

[Billsomething]

@Song Book "Thank you, But be prepared to say goodbye to you're liver" Aubrey reached under the counter and pulled out a bottle filled with an odd looking liquid. the liquid seemed to change color every time one blinked. "This" Aubrey said pointing to the bottle

"Is 'The Planet' no one has been able to finish a single shot glass of this. Cash was able to take a second drop and that was about the time i began to doubt that he's human. but aside from him no-one has manged to do that because the moment a drop touched their tongue they became black-out drunk. Don't worry the doc has an extra liver in case you're breaks down" Aubrey left the bottle with Jet and began making Ixonia's owner "Next time give me a challenge" he said as he gathered the ingredients and prepared Ixonia's order, while he wasn't as flashy as Snarfulblast with mixing drink, Aubrey still was pretty good at preparing drinks "Order UP" @Aisling

[SgtEasy]

Jonas couldn't believe it. As his mind cleared, and the events of the past minute or so dawned on him, he realised where he was. "Is... Is this a joke of some kind?" He looked around, flashbacks of the sudden teleportation, the ridiculous name, the tavern... He realised that he was no longer in the United States of America. He doubted if he was on Earth.

"Where am I? Who are you? And can you please explain what the hell is going on!? And where's my gun?"

[Aisling]

@SgtEasy

"I am not sure where we are since I fell asleep at the wheel...." Ixonia frowned.
"My name is Lady Captain Ixonia Yipsilanti and you are on my good ship, The Majestic Lightening. I am not sure what is going on with you but I pulled over to rest and get a drink which probably is waiting on me in the Tavern where the gun was the last time I saw it.

I think that you might be more comfortable in some clothes. I like watching how a person's body organs heal themselves and work, the way blood is absorbed and once again move in the veins but most people would not like to see such things. Do you think that you can walk or not?" she asked.

[Swagmeister]

@Billsomething
Allan stared at the hippie for what seemed like ages, before he gave Cashino the grass. "I promised my wife to stop smoking.. I broke that promise a long time ago though" he said, and thought of the days when he had a family.
Location: In a booth in a corner

[Aisling]

Ixonia's Ship
@SgtEasy

"Do you have your balance back? I'd like to get some clothes on you then get back to the tavern. What kind of clothing do you like?" She asked.

[SgtEasy]

@Aisling

Jonas nodded, getting up on unsteady feet. He began to limp around, testing his balance. "Ah, well, I'd prefer the get up I had before. And thank you for doing that, healing me. My name is Jonas. Jonas Soberano." He offered a hand and gave an awkward smile.

[Aisling]

@SgtEasy

Ixonia accepted his hand and shook it.
"You are welcome. Perhaps you can do a good turn for me. Come with me and you can choose what clothes you want to wear. I'd suggest to wear long sleeves until the new skin grows back over the skin graft." Ixonia spoke calmly as she tried to find a way to be paid back for the expensive medical wear.

[Wick]

Valyna

Valyna walked into the tavern and went straight to the bar. She was a no nonsense kind of girl and she had just really had a crappy day. "Stone Sour Amaretto please, and don't be chincy on the Amaretto either." She was halfway through her drink when she decided to look around.