I'm pregnant.

[Kyuki]

Not really. Or at least I don't think so? I would know if I was...wouldn't I? D: Anyway, I have fallen ill and have spent my entire day in bed. Damn cubicle farm. I swear people I work with do not know how to use wash their hands! In other news, my debit card was compromised and I've apparently spent $800 over the past few days that I or my bank didn't even know I had! Yay for a negative bank account and overdraft fees!

[Mr_pink]

ok

[NotAMouse]

[genghismike]

Hey Brie Brie.

[Vilageidiotx]

Congratulations!

[The Nexerus]

Call your bank about the charges and pop some cough drops or whatever.

[Kyuki]

Yeah I just realized I forgot to add the part where I was going to say "How's everyone else been?" Haha anyway... How is everybody?

Hey Brie Brie.

@genghismike

<3 Mike!!! Long time no talk!!

[The Nexerus]

I'm just swell, doing wonderfully. Never felt better.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Is Myyt the father?

[genghismike]

@Kyuki

Oi, long time indeed.

[MrLongSchlong]

That is why I avoid other people. And then people are wondering why I haven't gotten sick for more than 10 years.

[Halo]

Is Myyt the father?

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

awh
what
no
ew
why would you say that
am I missing something

[aza]

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awh
what
no
ew
why would you say that
am I missing something

@Halo

myyt and girl had an fake baby

[Keyguyperson]

That is why I avoid other people. And then people are wondering why I haven't gotten sick for more than 10 years.

@MrLongSchlong

Screw you, I get sick on a schedule. Every time, second week after summer ends, I get knocked out for a week (plus a half every once in a while). It's like clockwork.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

<Snipped quote by Raxacoricofallapatorius>
am I missing something

@Halo

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myyt and girl had an fake baby

@Azarthes

Yes

[Halo]

Fuck, I forgot about that. I've finally been here long enough to forget all the bullshit shenanigans that have happened.

[MrLongSchlong]

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Screw you, I get sick on a schedule. Every time, second week after summer ends, I get knocked out for a week (plus a half every once in a while). It's like clockwork.

@Keyguyperson

Maybe that is your special routine how body reacts to bad shit an flushes it out by sickness.

[Keyguyperson]

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Maybe that is your special routine how body reacts to bad shit an flushes it out by sickness.

@MrLongSchlong

If it was reacting to bad shit, most of my brain would have been vomited up by now.

[Noxious]

That is why I avoid other people. And then people are wondering why I haven't gotten sick for more than 10 years.

@MrLongSchlong

or pregnant.

HI KYUKI!

[Foster]

Not really. Or at least I don't think so? I would know if I was...wouldn't I? D: Anyway, I have fallen ill and have spent my entire day in bed. Damn cubicle farm. I swear people I work with do not know how to use wash their hands! In other news, my debit card was compromised and I've apparently spent $800 over the past few days that I or my bank didn't even know I had! Yay for a negative bank account and overdraft fees!

@Kyuki

Didn't I teach you to track people like that down so you could shoot them in the face with pepper-spray?