My school received a shooting threat today.

[Awson]

My school never received threats of any kind.

#homeschoolprobz

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

My first reaction to this was wanting to threaten you as a joke, but not indicate that it was a joke.

I decided against it.

[Vilageidiotx]

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My first reaction to this was wanting to threaten you as a joke, but not indicate that it was a joke.

I decided against it.

@Awson

Jesus, i'll do it then.

@Raxacoricofallapatorius, I will reappropriate your stuff and give it all to Goodwill. That is a threat. You have been threatened.

[TheMadAsshatter]

I can only recall one time where any school I went to had a legitimate lockdown, and it was in Middle School. Supposedly, someone had found an undetonated mortar (or just a shell) or something in their back yard and had notified authorities to have it disposed of, and it was near the school. Knowing that we were in Middle School, I bet that was some exaggeration on one of the other students' parts.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

<Snipped quote by Raxacoricofallapatorius>

My first reaction to this was wanting to threaten you as a joke, but not indicate that it was a joke.

I decided against it.

@Awson

Your loss.

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Jesus, i'll do it then.

@Raxacoricofallapatorius, I will reappropriate your stuff and give it all to Goodwill. That is a threat. You have been threatened.

@Vilageidiotx

Since I already graduated I'm not technically homeschooled anymore so your threat is invalid.

[BrobyDDark]

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Your loss.

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

your pretty cool

dont go to [your area] college on frebuary 30th

something not cool might happen

maybe

idk

So...

does that work as a threat or nah?

[Vilageidiotx]

you are all pretty cool.

don't go anywhere every again.

[Dinh AaronMk]

don't go anywhere every again.

@Vilageidiotx

Hey spam, I love you all so don't go to Spam tomorrow.

[The Survivor]

Update: Mom won't let me go to school rest of the week. I ain't complaining. Also, I just learned he got arrested, so I'll probably go to school tomorrow.

[Vilageidiotx]

"You have the right to remain silent. Any nudes in your possession will be held against you in the court of law."

[Lunamaria]

he could have left a legacy but instead he got arrested how sad

[andromedene]

Once I had a lockdown because they thought some kid had a gun in his locker but the teacher just kept teaching math. Wouldn't follow the lockdown procedure but also wouldn't let me go to the washroom because he was a DICK

[Awson]

Once I had a lockdown because they thought some kid had a gun in his locker but the teacher just kept teaching math. Wouldn't follow the lockdown procedure but also wouldn't let me go to the washroom because he was a DICK

@ImANargleHunter

Not having you guys hide under your desks is one thing. Letting someone leave the class is another.

[andromedene]

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Not having you guys hide under your desks is one thing. Letting someone leave the class is another.

@Awson

You're supposed to lock the door, turn off the lights, move to a specific corner of the classroom, and shut the fuck up. He locked the door and kept talking and talking about math and his ex wife. He knew nothing about the lockdown except that it wasn't planned. :(

Frankly, I'd rather go pee and get shot then spend another class listening to him whine about his divorce while making gross sexist jokes THAT IS WHY SHE DITCHED U

[Awson]

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You're supposed to lock the door, turn off the lights, move to a specific corner of the classroom, and shut the fuck up. He locked the door and kept talking and talking about math and his ex wife. He knew nothing about the lockdown except that it wasn't planned. :(

Frankly, I'd rather go pee and get shot then spend another class listening to him whine about his divorce while making gross sexist jokes THAT IS WHY SHE DITCHED U

@ImANargleHunter

Okay, I'll stop.

[Vilageidiotx]

"OK kids, solve for Ex"

[Dinh AaronMk]

"OK kids, solve for Ex"

@Vilageidiotx

"It lacked the D, Mr Vilagio."

[NotAMouse]

Pretty sure I just came across this exact story on the news.

Glad the kid is being charged/punished.

[NotAMouse]

edit: national news is definitely anonymous.

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Scary shit

@Taaj

I would remove this link, seeing as it gives direct reference to the school that Survivor goes to, and I would assume he does not want that information shared openly.

[Awson]

Dude, I went to that school. I'm serious.

I see that bitches there are still uptight.