[OOC] Age of Kaaos (Fantasy RP)

[Eodwyn Aether]

I will post after the rest have.

[DarkRecon]

I will post after the rest have.

@Eodwyn Aether

I'm kind of waiting for the rest since I posted already -_-'

[Ariamis]

New post coming in a couple of days, so if anyone was still planning to post I recommend doing so soon.

[Ariamis]

@Eodwyn Aether, are you waiting for Roundabout? It's been a week since he's visited the site at all, so you might as well post before I make the new one tomorrow.

[Eodwyn Aether]

@Ariamis kk will do

[Ariamis]

New post. Next post will skip to the next morning, so post accordingly.
@DarkRecon
@TeddyThePsycho
@Eodwyn Aether
@Roundabout
@BytheSpleen

[Eodwyn Aether]

@Ariamis And I was this close to finishing my post..you sunnva gun ariamis

[TeddyThePsycho]

Sorreh bout not posting yet, internet in my home stopped working so i've been limited to school wifi, but it's just been fixed so i should post soon

[Ariamis]

@TeddyThePsycho
No worries, I can extend the waiting time in case it continues to act up with you.

[The_written_John]

Since this still seems to be open... Il make an app soon x333

[The_written_John]

Name: Bartholomew Benedictus (Dumbass, idiot, baka, moron)

Age: 22

Gender: Male

Race: Griffin

Gear: A satchel filled to the brim, overflowing with nothing but apples.

Skills: Baka simply attacks head on, using what he can only describe as his face to bludgeon and beat his enemies into a bloody pulp, like a dipping duck if it were attached with a hyper powered wrecking ball.... ENJOY!

Physical appearance: Baka happens to be a massive 8 foot tall glistening golden feathered griffin, supported with a beefy, muscular overly chisled frame, supporting large biceps, a powerful iron chest and a head about as durable as steel to match his strength, a unique griffin, supporting a more stronger bone structure at the cost of agility. A constant dumb shit eating smile always rests on the griffins face, while his crystal blue eyes have minds of their own, always constantly looking at different directions from eachother, giving him a very... Daft expression, stupid expression, hence the nicknames.

As for clothes, The griffin had his ears adorned with a selection of silver earrings, and while wearing no chestplated armor, the griffin wears two silver bangles around each wrist. As for the lower body, the griffin wears a set of gold painted heavy ironplated armor, but without any boots to match.

Personality: A dumbshit. I could literally just say those two words to describe him. He is quite literally the most stupid griffin you could ever meet. Unable to convey words, all this massive bird can do is squeak and tilt his head in all manners of confusion. Quite literally, he's a birdbrain, like he was dropped on his head as a child, only to be face first smashed 27 more times.

More akin to his bird than human size, he acts on instinct, only for himself, the male is easily persuaded, though only if it involves a bright juicy red and green apple at the end of the day... or the minute, keep a running supply, as it'll be the #1 thing this dumbass focus' on. Unable to comprehend doors, this beefy muscular numb skull happily crashes through windows using that steel skull of his, only to leap out another window to leave. Destroy his apples, and you invite the wrath of an 8 foot tall monster. Give him your apples, and you have a temporary ally by your side. The word to focus on here is TEMPORARY.

Comical, stupid and goofy, Bartholomew, or just simply "moron", is a comical character eager to crash, trip and squeak his way through the world. Kill your enemies today for one easy lifetime payment of apples, no refunds, failure to pay will result in head concussions of the tenth degree. Proceed with caution.

...At least he's strong...!

History:

Why did they let this abomination live? A curse in disguise, the size of his egg when reaching his hatch day brought joy to the families living around him, parents included. Sure the egg was kicked, rumbled, rolled, punched, but hey, nothing too bad right? Wrong. The moment Bart was born was the moment the anti-christ was placed upon the world. Only taking the form of a muscular griffin man with a head so tough it could bludgeon a dragon to tears. At first his family assumed it was just a slight... defect that he was... mentally deficient. But when the years continued, and the others witnessed, Bart was officially the cities... stupid one, bringing much mockery to the rich and royal Benedictus name. That's right, He belongs to a noble family. A very successful and rich one at that! Or he did.

Turns out, if you're born with the brain the size of a steroid shrunk nut, you're treated like a dog! And by a dog, I mean your family quite literally takes you out the back to tell you about the rabbits. Baka could have died, executed as just another one of the gods "cruel mistakes", but no. The moment his father took the hammer to his skull, the hammer itself snapped off the hinge, Barts eyes focused with an angry furrow... and his father was brutally bludgeoned to death with his sons own head, pecking and crushing it into a fine ominous paste. Seeing no further use for staying were he was, the child fled, escaping, a flight or fight mentality forced the brainless griffin to seek refuge in the wilderness.

Not much else can be said. Over the many years, the griffin has grew stronger, surviving on his own instinct, his power improved, and the news of such a individual living on his own spread like a popular rumor. Equipping and fashioning armor for himself out of the armor of others who dared chase after him, bounty hunters eager to kill for their coin, hired by the family he had been born into, Bart made his way aimlessly into the world.

Other: If you haven't got it by now, on a scale of 1 to derp, he's a HURRP, XD he's quite stupid, but strong, and is different from the usual griffin fast but light archtype, so I hope you dont mind him being a little different. Mostly for comic relief and laughter, I plan to add some hilarity to the rp via very awkward and hopefully funny moments. He loves apples, and will headbutt you to death for apples. Apples guide him, apples are him. He is one with said apples.

[Eodwyn Aether]

om mai god...we have a griffin version of Grog Strongjaw.....

[Ariamis]

Huh. I'm fine with comical characters, even dumb ones, but Baka here is a bit too chaotic and aimless to be accepted into the resistance. Also, as funny as it would be for him to peck and headbutt everything, he needs a weapon to be accepted.

[DarkRecon]

Still here though I wonder where everyone else is? Holiday?

[Eodwyn Aether]

My clients have gotten very demanding this week, however expect a post tonite....sorry

[Eodwyn Aether]

So what exactly is on the poster?

[DarkRecon]

I thought it was a "Wanted" poster. Though the siblings are sort of used to that since they themselves, due to past history, are on said poster before I'd imagine.

Also, keeping things active here. We seemed to have hit some slowdown.

[Eodwyn Aether]

indeed it has slown down....is slown even a word...tch never mind I have the perfect way of getting them active .*Clears throat*

LISTEN HERE YOU COWARDLY PIECES OF PEOPLE YOU BETTER GET YUR ASS TO THIS RP AND RP MUTHAFUCKA'S!!!!! I DO NOT WANT THIS RP DEAD AND NEITHER DOES ANYONE SO YOU PIECES OF CHERRYS BETTER HAUL THAT REAR END AND START WRITING.

if this doesn't work, nothing will.

[DarkRecon]

indeed it has slown down....is slown even a word...tch never mind I have the perfect way of getting them active .*Clears throat*

LISTEN HERE YOU COWARDLY PIECES OF PEOPLE YOU BETTER GET YUR ASS TO THIS RP AND RP MUTHAFUCKA'S!!!!! I DO NOT WANT THIS RP DEAD AND NEITHER DOES ANYONE SO YOU PIECES OF CHERRYS BETTER HAUL THAT REAR END AND START WRITING.

if this doesn't work, nothing will.

@Eodwyn Aether

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[Eodwyn Aether]

I cri evrytime