[OOC] No Masters or Kings - ON HOLD

[JulienJaden]

@Jbcool@Atrophy Jb is close to the truth. Here in Germany, every university student knows that, for every shot of hard alcohol, you should drink half a bottle of beer. Keeps you hydrated. Or gets you shitfaced even faster, I can't remember which.

And massacre? Your guy? That would be completely unexpected. XD

@End Here Looking forward to seeing the finished character. :)

[Jb]

@JulienJaden Hey, everyone knows it's harder to eat your food once you've named them...

[Atrophy]

@Jbcool@Atrophy Jb is close to the truth. Here in Germany, every university student knows that, for every shot of hard alcohol, you should drink half a bottle of beer. Keeps you hydrated. Or gets you shitfaced even faster, I can't remember which.

@JulienJaden

Good to know that regardless of where we all come from, we can all bond over our abusive responsible enjoyment of alcohol.

[Kingfisher]

About as safe as he could be surrounded by murderers, terrorists, and politicians.

I'd just like to take a few moments to show my appreciation for this particular line.

[Rosalind]

IV drips work wonders! I could only do it once but bloody hell I was right as rain after a 3 day session.

Also, Daniel Craig.... hnng!

[Irisity]

I'm using so much dog imagery but I don't care I love it

[JulienJaden]

@Moon

Eli decided he might as well join the group, everyone seemed to be doing it anyway [...]

All the cool kids are doing it. :P

I really need to read through my posts again before I post. So many stupid mistakes and even a few sentences that make no fucking sense at all.

[Jb]

@JulienJaden Post was excellent, really nice to see some context outside of our current situation...also like the way she's trying to worm her way further into Elimina's confidence, real smooth.

[JulienJaden]

@Jbcool How else are we gonna team up against the Maori Menace, the Barbaric Butcher, the Cunning Cannibal? XD

There will be more context to her once she starts trusting some people enough to talk about herself. ;)

[Jb]

@JulienJaden And nicknames! Damn, I gotta write these down.

I look forward to it, for there is much trusting to be done...or not.

[Mateotis]

@JulienJaden @Jbcool I'm not American, but this all sounds like a badass wrestling intro. :P

"And in the top left corner: the Maori Menace, the Barbaric Butcher, the Cunning Cannibal...THE BEAST!!"

[Jb]

@Mateotis

I'll be honest, with all the stereotypes that the WWE throw at the wall, I'm actually really surprised never to have seen a Maori enter the ring. Plenty of 'Scottish' personas, as far as I know (I don't watch wrestling either), but no Maori...yet.

I think we're on to a money-maker here!

[JulienJaden]

@Jbcool "And in the next episode of No Masters or Kings, Hemi will discover his true calling as a professional wrestler and forever forsake his cannibalist ways."

Otherwise, it's only a matter of time until people fight and players die. ^^"

[Mateotis]

@JulienJaden I mean, once the little "task force" goes back to the Apox and there will be no Elmina to keep the group mostly in check...things could get messy!

[Irisity]

@JulienJaden @Mateotis @JulienJaden I'm having flashbacks to the John cena meme now

[Jb]

@JulienJaden@Mateotis@Irisity

"Oh my God, from out of nowhere, Hemi! Hemi with the Maori Skull-Crusher, delivered to [insert name of victim here]. I've never seen anything like this, King, this crazed man is literally tearing the face from his opponent here tonight. Here come Elmina to try and calm things down but...wait...wait...OH! That is a heavy right hand there, King, surely this will get him disqualified from the match?"

Of course, it'll just be some random convict sat in a tree commentating to himself - the actual motions of what's going on will be far more...visceral.

[JulienJaden]

@Jbcool@Irisity "Help us, John Cena, you're our only hope!"

Is there any way to keep Hemi docile? Candy? Friendliness? Squeaky toy?

[Irisity]

@JulienJaden @Jbcool Human treat?

[Jb]

@JulienJaden@Irisity No, not really. Just don't annoy him, don't show fear, don't look away once you make eye contact until he does; the multiple dog analogies metaphors were not actually that far off.

[Mateotis]

Tfw you realize you kinda caused the end of the world.