If I Woke Up Beside of You ~Game~

[Rusalka]

The mask I'm fine with, but can you please not stick anything up my ass?

[Wade Wilson]

Goddamnit, I melted yet another person's face off?!

[Rusalka]

I see you are also augmented in other places as well.

[Erklings25]

Well.... You're creepy. *Backs away slowly*

[Wade Wilson]

*drools*

[Shorticus]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU'RE A CYBRID AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Rusalka]

*blinks* How much did I drink? O__o

[Wade Wilson]

Since when did I get necrophilia?

[Erklings25]

Since when did I sleep with guys who wear eyeshadow? Since when did I sleep with guys?

[Shorticus]

Since when did I sleep with rich folk? ...Am I a pr- No. Naaaaah. I only do that on Tuesdays.

...Is this Tuesday?

[Wade Wilson]

Why do you look like a hobbit version of Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter?

[La Luchadora]

It's convenient how your arm works like a swiss knife with variety for my tastes.

[Wade Wilson]

Damnit! I tell a woman about my reindeer fetish, and then she uses it to exploit me!

[AlteredTundra]

"It's whatever. At least I'm alive."

[Shorticus]

...I got you really drunk, didn't I?

[Keyguyperson]

Next time don't let me take LSD and Salvia at the same time. I think that it might have just lead to long-term hallucinations.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Am I a lesbian now? o.o

[Rusalka]

Now if only you took off that bonnet ;)

[Smink]

Alright!

[ClocktowerEchos]

So I fucked an oil painting. This is new.