If I Woke Up Beside of You ~Game~

[Daggerskull]

And now I'm about to be eaten.

[AlteredTundra]

"Damn hahaha, I bet you got a killer headache! "

[PlatinumSkink]

I'd kick that guy out of my bed, maintaining as blank an expression as I possibly could, and then try to go to sleep again hoping to wake up.

And then I'd throw him out the window. Don't worry, it's just the second floor.

[Rusalka]

Excuse me, but you're blocking the- Actually, stay like that for a while. I'mma go back to sleep.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Well then.
Seems like I haven't done to badly.
Go me.

[Mtntopview]

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

[Antarctic Termite]

I probably wake up in the back seat of a talking car, full of confusion, vague regret, and the smell of machine oil in my pants.

[Keyguyperson]

Did I just have sex with a band of light?

[ClocktowerEchos]

Does this make me a lesbian now? :O

[Wade Wilson]

You're not a prostitute, are you? 'Cause I'm not going to jail anytime soon.

[ClocktowerEchos]

You should have used some WD-40 mr. roboman, some of you might be a little... sticky
c:

[Obscurus]

What happened to your eyes?

[ClocktowerEchos]

What happened to you... everything...? o_O

[Keyguyperson]

Finally! Someone who actually looks human!

[Rusalka]

Okay okay, I'll get out. Just lemme find my pants first.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Can't say I didn't like that.

[Rusalka]

You're still here? Was I really that good? O__o

[Wade Wilson]

..Either my augmentations are bugging out, or I just... I don't even wanna think about it.

[Keyguyperson]

Huh. Drunk me has surprisingly good taste.

[La Luchadora]

I hope I didn't break anything.