If I Woke Up Beside of You ~Game~

[Dinh AaronMk]

ok

[Wade Wilson]

I gotta stop doing drugs.

[AlteredTundra]

Well at least your suit isn't animated. Or green.

[Z2010Deadmeat]

*wakes up* Oh...I revealed my secret identity to my girlfriend again didn't I? You won't try to stab me like my last one did revealed to be a huge plot twist as you are actually the daughter of the man I allowed to die after he taught me everything I know about being Batman? *takes breath after long sentence*

[Wade Wilson]

*runs off* YOUR BITCH IS MINE NOW, BRUCE!

[Rose]

Well I suppose it could be worse, I could have ended up with a grouch like batman.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Does this make me a lesbian now? Either way, I still approve of this situation. And your choice of clothing :^)

[Clirkus]

Is this real life, or is this just

fan-fiction

[Unfortunately]

Don't smoke while in bed and beside your cat. Not even amateur salesmen would think about it as a good idea.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Are you one shot man in bed?

[Flightless_Soul]

*Chris Hansen walks in*

"Why don't you have a seat over there?"

[Unfortunately]

Shoot.

I forgot I'm having foie gras for this morning.

[Garth]

"Can you untie me now? I need to get to work.."

[Wade Wilson]

Careful where you're swinging that huge di- I mean sword of yours.

[Flightless_Soul]

Could you keep the mask on next time? Your face looks like Freddy Krueger face fucked a topographical map of Utah.

[Wade Wilson]

Goose, meet duck.

[AlteredTundra]

Yeeeeeah, I'm going to jail. ._.

[Wade Wilson]

You talk into the microphone, not inhale it.

[Daggerskull]

Am I about to die, are you gonna kill me?

[R0bE0]

With my stunning good looks? Probably.