If I Woke Up Beside of You ~Game~

[Scout]

Oh no... Not again...

[Vesuvius00]

well this is a first, there's actually more than one reason I don't recognize you. 1: I was probably really drunk last night, and 2: did you ever take off that hood?

[Eragon]

*Barfing* Snort glue they said, it will be fun they said, you won't do anything you'll regret they said!!!

[LetsFly]

*staring at the ceiling* Please never tell anyone about this.

[Wade Wilson]

Um, can I see the rest of your face, please?

[Eragon]

I'm going back to bed...

[Lady Absinthia]

Go fix the leak under the sink before you leave.

[POOHEAD189]

I guess I did amazing on keeping up with the post time limit.

[AlteredTundra]

@POOHEAD189
How much did we drink last night?

[Mateotis]

I don't like to live dangerously enough for this.

[Lady Absinthia]

I've heard of using protection before but...

[Eragon]

I'm a builder not a plummer.... I could build you a new sink including the pluming though... Because logic. Also glad I went out.

[ONL]

When I said that "I hadn't seen you for years!", I didn'tmean that we should get to business RIGHT AWAY!

[Eragon]

Fivesome? In a car? How did we manage that?

[Azkott]

"Wow... I-..I never knew you could do that with a grapefruit.."

[Eragon]

That must of been painful.

[Rightful Heir]

"Well, you definitely fixed that, didn't you?"

[Eragon]

... Good times... Thanks Gods of RNG...

[Little Bill]

Yes we can.
Yes we did.

[Eragon]

Furies... Why me?