If I Woke Up Beside of You ~Game~

[Keyguyperson]

Hey, I could've done a lot worse.

[Wade Wilson]

I hope you didn't call in an airstrike while we... y'know.

[Jotunn Draugr]

Keep the mask on. This is one time I'd rather not know what I just stuck my dick in.

[Eragon]

Were you a caveman... Did I just fuck a caveman?

[Jurassic Weeb]

Smoke weed, they said! It'll be fun, they said! We won't hurt the kitty, THEY SAID!

[Mateotis]

There are the seriously awesome otakus and there are the seriously unhinged otakus. And everything inbetween. It's like Russian roulette seeing which type do you wake up beside. I'll take it!

[Eragon]

What did I... Where did I find you? Did you shove that thing you're holding up my.... I hope not.

[Azereiah]

When did I get a cat?

[Eragon]

Were you in that anime I saw?

[Bender]

Name you Jack, and then go back to bed.

[Wade Wilson]

Well, I guess I did bite your shiny metal ass.

[Unfortunately]

Spooks bleed black ink.

I ain't havin those shit on my pillow.

[Jurassic Weeb]

*turns eyes to Heaven* Thank you, Lord Arceus.

[Eragon]

I'm very confused...... Where are the genitals!?!?

[Lady Absinthia]

Oh God, why is there a furball in the bed?

[ClocktowerEchos]

Personally would have preferred Black Widow or Emma Watson but this is more than acceptable.

[Sputnik]

I could get use to this.

[Eragon]

Average day out.

[RosebeltAngel]

You can use your tools to nail and screw me anytime. ;)

[Eragon]

I hope I gave you my hardhat cause there was a jackhammer in the bed if you know what I mean.