If I Woke Up Beside of You ~Game~

[Lady Absinthia]

Wow, Tifa and Tank Girl had a daughter. O.o Sweet!

[Sombrero]

Is that biologically possible? Are you biologically possible?

[Lady Absinthia]

Chimichanga time?

[PolishKing]

It could be worse, at least you're a girl.
Then again, I'm a cat in Chainmail who was teleported from fighting Cat Saracens to being in this bed, so whatever.

[Sombrero]

That's highly racist. I must express my offense by throwing this glove.

[PolishKing]

Are you going to penetrate me with that sword.
I mean I am a pussy cat?
Then again, you probably couldn't even get through my chainmail.

[ArenaSnow]

I suppose my nature restricts me from asking "how". Not even sure I can get past "why".

[Flightless_Soul]

You hypnotized me again, didn't you? -___-

[Rose]

Should I even ask what you are covered in? And is it because of something we did??

[Lady Absinthia]

Put the gun away, it couldn't have been that bad!

[Flightless_Soul]

Well...that's the last time I do necrophilia.

[ArenaSnow]

I know I'm not that violent...

[Rose]

Wow, whatever we did must have been intense. You look like an open void....

[Flightless_Soul]

Look, I'm open to all kinds of kinks, lady, but I am NOT sticking that gun up my ass!

[Billsomething]

@Flightless_Soul Don't blame me you said you wanted to be whipped

[Flightless_Soul]

Not by ALL your fucking tentacles!! \>///</ @Billsomething

[Billsomething]

@Flightless_Soul You Loved it *Smack you on the ass with a tentacle*

[Leysos]

Nope.

[Lady Absinthia]

Turn off the fan!

[Leysos]

@Lady Amalthea I'm just trying to get my hair to look like yours, dearie!