[OOC] Amongst the Lonesome- A return to Santa Somabra [Fantasy Noir]

[JulienJaden]

@Flagg@Kingfisher Or they could... you know, kiss?

[Kingfisher]

@Kingfisher I cant help but notice that you've got a horrible monster thing hunting Valorie, and I have a horrible monster thing that just hired Valorie. So... I guess what I'm saying is, we should have them fight.

@Flagg

Horrible Monster Brawl 2019. GET HYPED.

I'm on-board with this idea. PM me anything specific you have in mind, good sir.

@Flagg@Kingfisher Or they could... you know, kiss?

@JulienJaden

Horrible Monster X Horrible Monster 2019. GET RANDY.

On a side note, I've gone back to the original OOC post and made some revisions to the Races section, as well as adding some more information about the different dimensions and schools of magic. Its worth a read for those who are interested in developing a greater understanding of the fantasy side of our fantasy noir.

[DJAtomika]

I'm still waiting on @Rockette to type up a reply post to our collab post that we did a while back.

Not sure what Lady Maharet is gonna do, but whatever job she sends the boys on, Kurtz might be their ally or something.

It's all tying together into this whole huge arc quite nicely, if I may add.

[JulienJaden]

[...] grasping a cold metal steak.

The Agent slammed the steak into Escuella’s bare chest, forcing it in with a dark splatter of carmine. The Vampire shrieked in surprise, and then watched in horror as his body began to crumble around him. [...]

@Kingfisher

Jesus Fucking Christ, man...
If Cain had known that steaks were this dangerous, he would have ordered the lamb chop instead.

[Flagg]

I'm still waiting on @Rockette to type up a reply post to our collab post that we did a while back.

Not sure what Lady Maharet is gonna do, but whatever job she sends the boys on, Kurtz might be their ally or something.

@DJAtomika

Certainly likely, if she is fulfilling her end of the bargain. Rich, reactionary undead monsters and their zombie hitmen vs. fairy and vampire crimelords with a private detective pyromancer and his necromancer apprentice lover caught between them and also werewolves. Tale as old as time.

[DJAtomika]

Well Kurtz is more or less the wild card, as are the Lost Boys.

Maharet is mostly going up against Bloodbloom and her syndicate. Kurtz just so happens to be embroiled in both plot arcs. I have characters in both, so yeah.

[Atrophy]

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Jesus Fucking Christ, man...
If Cain had known that steaks were this dangerous, he would have ordered the lamb chop instead.

@JulienJaden

Duder already ordered a medium steak. Might as well have eaten from the garbage...

[Flagg]

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Duder already ordered a medium steak. Might as well have eaten from the garbage...

@Atrophy

Seconded, but that's maybe not surprising coming from the dude RPing a wendigo.

[Atrophy]

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Seconded, but that's maybe not surprising coming from the dude RPing a wendigo.

@Flagg

Well, it's only not surprising because Kurtz happens to be a classy man of wealth and taste.

Medium steak. F'ing hell.

[JulienJaden]

@Atrophy If Cain wanted to eat raw meat, he would have just munched on the dead dog, well-hung as that was.

A steak that's been properly seared and cooked with care will still be moist and tender at its pink core.

[Kingfisher]

Medium Rare or GTFO. Fight me, ye swine.

[DJAtomika]

Medium Rare or GTFO. Fight me, ye swine.

@Kingfisher

What he said.

[JulienJaden]

@Kingfisher@DJAtomika It's on, then.

Single combat with steaks.

[Kingfisher]

@Kingfisher@DJAtomika It's on, then.

Single combat with steaks.

@JulienJaden

There's a lot... at steak

[JulienJaden]

@Kingfisher Oh... So THAT is what the whole Light Side - Dark Side thing is about in Star Wars. Bet those Jedi eat their meat raw, too.

[Kingfisher]

@Kingfisher Oh... So THAT is what the whole Light Side - Dark Side thing is about in Star Wars. Bet those Jedi eat their meat raw, too.

@JulienJaden

If Anakin had eaten a bit more raw meat then he wouldn't have had that whole mess with Padmae.

[JulienJaden]

@Kingfisher You mean like, have kids?

[Kingfisher]

@JulienJaden The Skywalkers did kind 've fuck up everything.

[JulienJaden]

@Kingfisher I know what you mean. At this point, we should be glad that the only thing that happened between Luke and Leia was that one kiss... I think.

[Kingfisher]

@JulienJaden a Lannister Skywalker always pays his debts.

Both predominantly blonde families with members of royalty in them. Just saying.