[OOC] Growing Up | It's Anything But Simple

[lopsided]

@Lady Amalthea Didi: Okay. -snuggles Claire despite having difficulty in breathing.-

[Lady Absinthia]

@lopsided Tas: ~hands Didi an oxygen mask~ Best I can do

Claire: Just breathe

Tas: That's my line!

[SgtEasy]

@Lady Amalthea @lopsided @rougeLily

Done.

Potato

Potato

"The above photo represents what Potato would look like if it had eyes."
-Me

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Name:

An Inanimate Potato

Nickname:

Po or Spud

Birth Date:

Unknown

Age:

Dead

Gender:

Not Applicable, is a Potato

Sexuality:

Do potatoes have sex like we do?

Relationship Status:

Uh, Didi?

Occupation:

Currently Unemployed

Apartment Number:

2B

Major:

Deep Fried

Minor:

Baked

In Depth Appearance:

Well, it's a potato. Um, how do you fill a whole paragraph explaining the appearance of a potato?

M Y Q U I R K S

Habits | Quirks | Oddities

Again, potato

Hobbies:

-Getting Fried
-Baked
-Steamed

Like:

-Didi

Dislikes:

-Dying (already dead)

Fears:

Getting eaten by it's one true love, Didi

Personality:

♦ Potato ♦ It has no traits ♦ Stop asking ♦ It's a bloody potato ♦

Well. I guess Potato is very... vegetable-like? I don't know! This is a joke CS!

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D E F I N I N G M Y P A S T

History:

Cut bit out about getting eaten and replace the soulmate with Didi

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M I S C .

Extra:

I LIKE POTATOES

Anything Else:

Potato is very confused whether it's sentient or just inanimate.

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[Aewin]

@Lady Amalthea @lopsided @rougeLily

Done.

Potato

Potato

"The above photo represents what Potato would look like if it had eyes."
-Me

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Name:

An Inanimate Potato

Nickname:

Po or Spud

Birth Date:

Unknown

Age:

Dead

Gender:

Not Applicable, is a Potato

Sexuality:

Do potatoes have sex like we do?

Relationship Status:

Uh, Didi?

Occupation:

Currently Unemployed

Apartment Number:

2B

Major:

Deep Fried

Minor:

Baked

In Depth Appearance:

Well, it's a potato. Um, how do you fill a whole paragraph explaining the appearance of a potato?

M Y Q U I R K S

Habits | Quirks | Oddities

Again, potato

Hobbies:

-Getting Fried
-Baked
-Steamed

Like:

-Didi

Dislikes:

-Dying (already dead)

Fears:

Getting eaten by it's one true love, Didi

Personality:

♦ Potato ♦ It has no traits ♦ Stop asking ♦ It's a bloody potato ♦

Well. I guess Potato is very... vegetable-like? I don't know! This is a joke CS!

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D E F I N I N G M Y P A S T

History:

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M I S C .

Extra:

I LIKE POTATOES

Anything Else:

Potato is very confused whether it's sentient or just inanimate.

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@SgtEasy

LOL what have you done?!

This must be added to the character tab, stat!

[SgtEasy]

@Aewin

I also have a CS for Bob. We need both to be approved immediately

[lopsided]

@Lady Amalthea Didi: Claire could you please ease up on the grip, youre literally breaking my bones and why does this oxygen mask smell like ikea furniture.

@SgtEasy You should have a medal for this.

[SgtEasy]

So, @Lady Amalthea, are they accepted?

[Lady Absinthia]

@SgtEasy Oh I am not touching that one....

@Hushedwhispers Khalessi! They want me to okay a npc potato. O.o

@lopsided Claire: ~loosens up a bit~ I dunno, build your own oxygen mask?

[SgtEasy]

@Lady Amalthea

DO IT! JUST DO IT!

*chants of "do it, do it, do it" is heard in the background, the words "peer pressure" appearing in your head*

[Lady Absinthia]

@SgtEasy Don't make me go Tas on you >.>

[SgtEasy]

@Lady Amalthea

*jumps in terror before running away, arms flailing in the air* AVENGERS ASSEMBLE AGAIN!

*the words "Avengers Disassemble!" are heard in the distance*

[lopsided]

@SgtEasy LOL I imagine the potato would have a separate, full length posts just like the rest.

Potato

Location: Sam's apartment.
Interacting with: Tas; Sam

Potato was sitting on Sam's counter for hours, pots and kettles on the stove while it quietly watches Sam and Tas getting it on in the couch. It was it's usual Sunday afternoon, and it had gotten used to it. "I miss Didi." It sighs.'

[SgtEasy]

@lopsided

Awww, poor Potato. A tragic love story #Podidi

[Lady Absinthia]

@lopsided Sam: Sweetie, what do you think about scalloped potatoes for dinner?

Tas: Sounds wonderful

Potato: Oh fUck....

[SgtEasy]

@Lady Amalthea

I imagine Didi taping a "Hands Off the Spud" sign on Potato to keep it safe from butt stuff and getting cooked.

[Lady Absinthia]

[lopsided]

@SgtEasy Dahell butt stuff. Potatoes are considered contraband in prison now?

@Lady Amalthea Potato; -shed's a single tear- Tell Didi I love her.

[lopsided]

@Lady Amalthea omg Lady that's nsfw stuff right there you should've put a warning.

[SgtEasy]

@lopsided

Day Three

Potatoes are contraband. I learned what they were for. Help me.

Your tortured but loveable friend, Jay

[Lady Absinthia]

@lopsided um, I'm not the one chowing down on potatoes in my avatar.