[OOC] Growing Up | It's Anything But Simple

[Lady Absinthia]

@Universorum Why do I want him to check Claire's picture of Tas while he's drinking his oj? Oh yeah, cause the image of him spraying it out through his nose laughing already has me cracking up, lol

[SgtEasy]

I was working on a post. Then my computer crashed. I was literally one word away from finishing. Three thousand words.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

[Hey Im Jordan]

@SgtEasygoogle docs dude

[rougeLily]

Oh god baby Echoooooooo!!!! What have y'all done?!?!?! TnT I will try to get a post up for Kip today(college is eating me whole, help).

p.s. yes Kip wins at life, I'll make sure of that lol

[ChaoticFox]

@Sgteasy I literally sat here for hours waiting for a Je post. You have no idea how devestated I was after reading that.

[SgtEasy]

@ChaoticFox

I am so sorry, I've been trying to recover it but my damn computer won't work. I'll have to type it up again. I'll type it up as fast as I can for you.

I'm actually needing to punch a wall or something, the post was sooo good.

[SgtEasy]

And I'm kind of crying but I won't tell anyone that

[ChaoticFox]

Headin to bed, night all!

[SgtEasy]

@ChaoticFox

G'night girl. Promise I'll get a post up when ya wake up.

[SgtEasy]

@ChaoticFox @Lady Amalthea

Posted gals, hopefully that's up to scratch. I'm really sorry for the long wait.

[lopsided]

When Echo gets better and be dragged out of the hospital in a wheelchair, from then on everyone should call her...*eherm*

Professor Ecks.

#GrowingUp|FirstClass #superherospinoff #makeithappen

[SgtEasy]

@lopsided

YES! YOU ARE A BRILLIANT PERSON! XD If only we could convince Lady A or the Khalessi...

#superherospinoff #doit

[lopsided]

@SgtEasy The Khalessi might want an offering before she agrees with it. Somebody get two chickens and a badger.

[SgtEasy]

@lopsided

*stumbles out from the dark, bruises and cuts covering me, carrying one rooster, one hen and a badger on my head*

Got it! Where do we sacrifice them!?

[lopsided]

@SgtEasy That was quick. Wait, didnt we have a fridge for this? It's written a million pages back here in the ooc.

Anyway we offer them under a full blood moon, we do some ritual dancing and burn the critters. Hope that satisfies the Khaleesi if not we can always offer a virgin soul. I would volunteer but mine's long been tainted with uncleansable evil.

[SgtEasy]

@lopsided

Ah, shit. I need to sacrifice myself again, don't I? I've been sacrificed two too many times in this RP. So what ritual dance?

Macarena or the Ancient Shuffle? Maybe the Advanced Running Man?

[rougeLily]

@lopsided

Ah, shit. I need to sacrifice myself again, don't I? I've been sacrificed two too many times in this RP. So what ritual dance?

Macarena or the Ancient Shuffle? Maybe the Advanced Running Man?

@SgtEasy

I'll cover for you sarge ;)

TAKE MY BODY, KHALEESI!!!

[SgtEasy]

@rougeLily

WE SHALL BE SACRIFICED TOGETHER FOR 99.99% GUARANTEE OF SUCCESS! KHALESSI, TAKE MY BODY AS WELL!

Edit: Just realised what this all looks like XD.

Dirty, dirty minds.

[lopsided]

@rougeLily @SgtEasy I am at a loss of words. I wont stop you tho, for both of you will be slaves to the Khalessi. I wish you the best of luck. Ya'll gunna need it.

As slaves you shall be offered to the Khalessi, and perform a moving interpretative dance number of Snoop Dogg's Boss' Life as a ritual dance. All must participate no exceptions.

[SgtEasy]

@rougeLily

Are you ready for this? We can do this. We can do this. Don't panic, you shouldn't panic no packing here. *paces around room* You gotta put your head in the game, just gotta not panic. Zero percent panicking over here, no panicking at all.