GAME: Crush A Wish

[luna558]

Wow, that was cold.

Granted, IT'S JUST ME AND YOU. (And Jerry of course!)

I wish that @Sanctus Spooki would realize that it's going on 5 am in Ohio and I will never give up.

[Sanctus Spooki]

Granted, but that just means that you'll have to suffer through another 5 hours.

I wish that Ohio would lose all internet service

[luna558]

granted:WE KNOW IT WAS YOU AND IM LEADING THE ARMY TO KILL YOU

I wish I knew where @Sanctus Spooki was in the world (maybe Canada?)

[Sanctus Spooki]

Granted, he does live in Canada, but which time zone O.o

I wish people would stop arguing about the earth's shape.

[luna558]

Granted. We have all agreed it looks like Texas.

I wish I new what time zone @Sanctus Spooki was in.

[Sanctus Spooki]

(now thats just playing unfair)

-5 GMT, so this war is on entirely fair footing. Only question is who has IRL things to attend to first.

I wish that I didn't have work today.

[luna558]

HAHAHAHA I HAVE NO LIFE
Granted. i still win

I wish it wasnt 6 am and the sun would stay away

[Sanctus Spooki]

Granted, the sun has disappeared. We're all going to die. Happy now?

I wish the upcoming eclipse would be a total eclipse in Canada.

[luna558]

you act like this isn't exactly what I wanted

Granted, you are locked in the basement with Jerry while it's happening.

I wish THAT THE FREAKING LINKS I WANT TO USE WORKED

[Sanctus Spooki]

Granted, they work, but they all link to things other than what you intended. Usually MLP

I wish that Jerry would realize that you were only using him.

[luna558]

hey as long as they work

Granted, he realizes we were both using him

I wish Jerry would forgive me

[Sanctus Spooki]

Granted, He forgives you for locking him in the basement. Still doesn't forgive the using him part.

I wish the kids weren't so traumatised by our constant fighting

[luna558]

Granted THEY CANT BE TRAUMATIZED IF THEY ARE DEAD HHAAAHHAHAHAHAAH

I wish I wasn't fucking crazy

[Sanctus Spooki]

Even magical wish faeries can only go so far.

I wish the kids weren't all dead. Or at least Jimmy.

[luna558]

You can have Jimmy because I love him too
Granted, I get custody.

I wish I didn't have custody.

[Sanctus Spooki]

Granted, you no longer have custody, but you are paying child support for a metric tonne of children.

For once the courts work in a man's favor!

I wish life was always like this.

[luna558]

Granted. Men and women have switched roles and you know have periods.(MWAHAHAHHA)

I wish that my husband would remember that I killed all but Jimmy so it won't be that much child support.

[Sanctus Spooki]

Granted, but the children are still alive after his Wish, so you're stuck in a legal bind, and the children are retransferred since he is now being treated in a hospital due to amnesia.

I wish people would stop telling me my dead children are still alive

[luna558]

Granted. OH NO JIMMY DIED

I wish I had not done this.

[luna558]

well i wm