GAME: Crush A Wish

[ArenaSnow]

Granted.

I wish for war.

[Scarescrow]

Granted. The world is at war for 1 minutes and end right after that with no casualties.
I wish the whole universe turn into a single living sentient organism.

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. It chokes to death on its own mass.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

[FreeElk]

Granted, your wish is to be used at the whim of the granter - whatever they want to do they can do. They make you wish for a puppy...and you get a dead one.

I wish rps didn't have such a high mortality rate.

[CollectorOfMyst]

I feel ya, I do. But this is the Crush A Wish game and I've already used up my allotted 'spares' for the month... so, RPs no longer have a high mortality rate due to the fact that they go extinct. Thus, this website has no more reason to exist other than the spam forum.

I wish it wasn't raining in the UK right now. It's stopping me from sleeping.

[Scarescrow]

Granted. England will never has any rain for the next 50 years and will always be sunny.
I wish the Earth is bigger.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, the increased gravity causes the moon to crash into us

I wish for a pet dog

[Scarescrow]

Granted. It kill all your cat and finally yourself.
I wish cat and dog is only an imagination.

[IntPenDespSword]

Granted, all cats and dogs cease to exist as anything but a figment of humanity's collective imagination. A lot of people are really sad at the loss of their pets.

I wish that technique trees use to get water up to their leaves was three times stronger, allowing them to be taller.

[Scarescrow]

Granted, now we can cut them even faster to make more paper.
I wish I had an idea for my IC

[FreeElk]

Granted, you get an idea but it turns out to be so disturbing that the people you were RPing with go mad and believe the only way to get it out of their head is to hunt you down.

I wish summer didn't make my bushes need trimming so often.

[Scarescrow]

Granted. Now, instead of trimming bushes, you need to cut the grass every hour from preventing it to grow over your head.
I wish I had a new PC

[CollectorOfMyst]

Granted. Your PC, or Player Character, is remodeled despite no need for the game's redesign. Specify next time ;).

I wish for milk and cookies that are freshly collected/made.

[FreeElk]

Granted, the milk is warm, the cookies are laid out around the bowl, all already a little bit soft from the milk soaking in....but then you notice the smell...oh, turns out you have freshly collected whales milk (which smells and tastes like fish, liver and...stuff you don't want with cookies). Specify next time ;P

I wish I could motivate myself more.

[IntPenDespSword]

Granted, you have a little quadcopter shouting inspirobot.me-quotes at you all day.

I wish I knew relevant information.

[Briza]

Granted! Of course, according to preterit vernacular, you have long since forgotten the relevant information, you once knew.

I wish for the ability to take on the struggle of the Eastern Orthodox Monastic Vows.

[FreeElk]

Granted...but in the process you find irrefutable proof that the one true god is actually a tea cup made of spaghetti floating around in the asteroid belt who has no real sentience to speak of except to feel pain when humans pray.

I wish there was a tiny tea cup made of spahetti floating around in the asteroid belt.

[Leaves]

Granted, but there are no meatballs available.

I wish for a stick of gum.

[Wick]

Granted but your stick of gum is stuck inside the belly of the beast.

I wish that money would land in my lap as easily as bills do.

[CollectorOfMyst]

Granted. Suddenly, one hundred pound coins land in your lap. Isle of Man pound coins, that is. They're not legal tender anywhere else. Good luck!

I wish I had the ability to wake up and go to sleep at will.