[OOC] Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

[Lauder]

@Dawnscroll

WORRY NOT, I SHALL DEAL WITH MY BROTHER (in a civil manner because that would be what Vulemera would have wanted)

[Dawnscroll]

@Lauder Honestly, someone explain to me why Vestec has f*cked nearly the entire pantheon and all of his little Bastards are coming to Uncle Logos. I mean, I know I'm the better relative than dead beat dad over there but still..m.

[lif]

@Antarctic Termite@Cyclone@Dawnscroll

You guys pretty much said everything I wanted to say.

Don't do things to win, do them to write a good story.

[Lauder]

@Dawnscroll
I honestly don't know, but Vestec ain't my father

[The Irish Tree]

@Lauder Honestly, someone explain to me why Vestec has f*cked nearly the entire pantheon and all of his little Bastards are coming to Uncle Logos. I mean, I know I'm the better relative than dead beat dad over there but still..m.

@Dawnscroll

>When the Demigods are all cousins, but you're one of like three products of love.

[Rtron]

@LokiLeo789@Cyclone

I'll only toss in my little tidbit as everyone here has eloquently spoken my views.

Teknall's stuff is because Teknall is a god of crafts and it is well within his means to create things that a current mortal couldn't even imagine and whose head would likely explode upon seeing and wondering how it worked.

Jvan's stuff is (if I understand correctly) mostly if not entirely biological. Similar to the Broodmothers of Dragon Age or basically any biological space race in any science fiction universe ever. Hers is mostly if not entirely magically powered flesh stuff. Nothing really super sci-fi. Weird as fuck, but then Jvan is that term incarnate.

Amartia isn't them. And that's not a bad thing. It gives him a unique way to prepare for fighting with Logos against the other Gods.

@Lauder Honestly, someone explain to me why Vestec has f*cked nearly the entire pantheon and all of his little Bastards are coming to Uncle Logos. I mean, I know I'm the better relative than dead beat dad over there but still..m.

@Dawnscroll

It started out as a joke and convenience. 'Oh you need a God whose portfolio would allow for that portfolio? VESTEC CAN! HE'S THE DIVINE SPERM DONOR.' Then it happened enough times that I stopped to actually consider it. Vestec likes having children. He likes having things he can dote on, help create, rather than destroy. (Shh, keep his secret safe). He does his job as the messer of things other people have, but he likes being able to do things other than that.

Lauder's demi-god isn't his kid. :p

He currently has three children:

Lifprasil, conceived when Vulamera and Violence fought in Vestec's mind.

Amartia, born purely from his own essence when he went to that crypt that Slough made with all the powerful souls.

Maeus, born when Illunabar got Vestec drunk and pregnant.

And really, they go to Jvan. She showers his kids in gifts.

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>When the Demigods are all cousins, but you're one of like three products of love.

@The Irish Tree

Fate.

You mean Fate.

Vowzra didn't know love. Only Fate.

[Muttonhawk]

Shrek Fate is love. Shrek Fate is life.

[Antarctic Termite]

And really, they go to Jvan. She showers his kids in gifts.

@Rtron

THEY NEED A GOOD INFLUENCE IN THEIR LIVES

;-;

Fate.

You mean Fate.

Vowzra didn't know love. Only Fate.

@Rtron

Amul and Vowzra, sittin' in a tree
Threesome with F-A-T-E

_{my life is full of regrets.}

[Rtron]

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THEY NEED A GOOD INFLUENCE IN THEIR LIVES

;-;

@Antarctic Termite

AND THAT INFLUENCE IS DEFINITELY NOT JVAN.

[Antarctic Termite]

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AND THAT INFLUENCE IS DEFINITELY NOT JVAN.

@Rtron

...fair

[Rtron]

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...fair

@Antarctic Termite

I would like to point out, Vestec still has no idea why Jvan is so pissed at him.

[Lauder]

@Rtron

Does Vestec know why Keriss has an infinite rage towards chaos?

[The Irish Tree]

You mean Fate.

Vowzra didn't know love. Only Fate.

@Rtron

Fate didn't put the poonoos in the vagoogoo

[BBeast]

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Bro, all I wanna assert is this: If you take on a gap breach on your own, you're going to have a bad time. Bring a friend, 'kay?

@Muttonhawk

Agreed. In the event that the Gap threatens to swallow the Universe and Jvan is not there to stop it, Toun would be the first friend Teknall would call.

@Double Capybara Well, I have good news. Teknall will be spared.

Enslaved for all time, subjugated, and forced to eat from a bowl like the dog he is, but definitely spared. Maybe missing a limb. Or four.

But hey, you're alive. That counts right?

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Holy shit thats dark, even for me. No, Tekky is gonna be left alone. Logos has a few stern words, but thats it.

@Dawnscroll

Just to put it out there, if Logos is feeling stabby I'm fine with that as a player (Teknall wouldn't be fine with that, but that's to be expected). Whatever the outcome, I'd rather Teknall not be dead (especially since, unlike some people, I only have Teknall and Gerrik as characters), but if a limb were to go missing along the way...

[Kho]

@The Irish Tree Finally! Someone who knows Vowzra for the loving, romantic, warm-hearted dad he always was. You stand up for your daddy boy, don't let them evil ones tell you who he truly was!

You see guys, Vowzra was a real Brit, even his most private thoughts showed nothing more than the stiffest of upper lips xD

*Reads the other stuff*
*Considers saying something, being GM and all that*

You know guys, reading an Equity textbook is suddenly not all that unappealing

*Brazenly dodges responsibilities and runs away*

[Muttonhawk]

... but if a limb were to go missing along the way...

@BBeast

I feel like only the most normal of normies didn't just evoke a techno-Hephaestus image of Teknall with a super-powered robotic limb.

You see guys, Vowzra was a real Brit, even his most private thoughts showed nothing more than the stiffest of upper lips xD

@Kho

I'm sure if Vowzra had any emotions in his broad chest -- not that he did, honest engines, I swear, can't make that clear enough -- he would be proud. But he isn't...'cause his broad chest is empty. No pride. I mean, it's appropriate, but he's not got it. He's not smiling, that's just an empty chest. He's completely empty guys. Vowzra, stop displaying body language. God damn it Vowzra, you're not supposed to have any emotions. He's not proud guys, he's just got a nervous tick. Yeah. No feelings. For fuck's sake Vowzra! Stop crying! It's just an anthropomorphic cat! You're making me look bad! Guys, stop looking! What you are seeing is not emotion!

[Kho]

@Muttonhawk Damnit, you're just too good for me. You've clearly already read and analysed Remains of the Day. My mission has failed. Abandoning in...

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[Muttonhawk]

@Muttonhawk Damnit, you're just too good for me. You've clearly already read and analysed Remains of the Day. My mission has failed. Abandoning in...

@Kho

Actually, I had to look that one up when you mentioned it. Now that I have, I think I can understand what you're getting at.

[Kho]

@Muttonhawk Yeah, I always find it fascinating how what the narrator does not say, or defends for no reason, says more about the story than everything being said. A lot can go over your head if you're not looking for things though, as the really important parts tend to be trivialised by the narrator.

Obviously, I'm not that subtle, as you've so deliciously made clear xDD

[Muttonhawk]

Hey, I didn't really mind it. Sorry for ribbing you about it.

If it was your intention to imply that Vowzra was actively hiding his feelings, you were subtle enough. What wouldn't have been good is if you left those descriptions in there as a way to pad things out without them being relevant in the slightest. I'm glad to hear that it wasn't the latter. Making sure that the reader knows the difference sounds like the hard part.

Edit: OOC POST 10,000 IS MINE! I WON A FREE IPHONE!