Diet Mtn Dew isn't the worst tasting diet soda.

[Shorticus]

I find the best way to drink alcoholic root beer is to mix it with root beer soda.

Likewise, strawberry ale tastes best mixed with strawberry soda.

[The Nexerus]

Cream soda tastes good. Mountain Dew tastes good. Root beer tastes good. Coke tastes good. Dr. Pepper tastes good.

None of the diet versions of these things taste good.

[Shorticus]

Cream soda tastes good. Mountain Dew tastes good. Root beer tastes good. Coke tastes good. Dr. Pepper tastes good.

None of the diet versions of these things taste good.

@The Nexerus

PREACH IT.

[Ace of Hearts]

Mountain Dew tastes good.

@The Nexerus

A bigger lie than the Warren Commission.

[Shorticus]

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A bigger lie than the Warren Commission.

@Ace of Hearts

Oh, you wanna start a fight, do you, sonny?

Mountain Dew is good. Mountain Dew's Voltage is pretty darned tootin' good. Mountain Dew's Baja Blast is just Heaven in a can.

[Keyguyperson]

Cream soda tastes good. Mountain Dew tastes good. Root beer tastes good. Coke tastes good. Dr. Pepper tastes good.

None of the diet versions of these things taste good.

@The Nexerus

Diet Coke isn't bad.

[Dinh AaronMk]

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A bigger lie than the Warren Commission.

@Ace of Hearts

The work of the magic diet soda.

[ClocktowerEchos]

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Diet Coke isn't bad.

@Keyguyperson

[Keyguyperson]

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@ClocktowerEchos

Well hey, we can all agree that ginger ale is the best, right?

Right?

[ClocktowerEchos]

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Well hey, we can all agree that ginger ale is the best, right?

Right?

@Keyguyperson

[AlteredTundra]

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Well hey, we can all agree that ginger ale is the best, right?

Right?

@Keyguyperson

It's better than diet soda, that's for sure.

[Vilageidiotx]

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Oh, you wanna start a fight, do you, sonny?

Mountain Dew is good. Mountain Dew's Voltage is pretty darned tootin' good. Mountain Dew's Baja Blast is just Heaven in a can.

@Shorticus

I like voltage more than the other mt dews, but it is no doubt the most corn-syrupy thing on the market. It's like drinking melted jolly ranchers. I usually go for those if I am awake a long time, since I don't like coffee and energy drinks are overpriced. But when I am not tired, I look at them and premonitions of diabetes flashed through my brain.

Diet Soda seems weird to me. If you are on a diet, drink water. It tastes better. Diet Soda is the refreshment equivalent of flagellation. You don't need to punish yourself for needing to diet. I have the same opinion about chicken burgers. If you're going to eat and drink healthy, eat good healthy things, not bad facsimiles of unhealthy things.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Now to stare down death at a rainy midnight intersection outside of a highway on and off ramp.

[gorgenmast]

Why don't you lardasses just drink water?

[Shorticus]

Why don't you lardasses just drink water?

@gorgenmast

Because I'm a lardass and I don't drink no diet nothin'! In the words of Weird Al Yankovich: "Because I'm Fat."