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The bitch slap is strong in this one.


I TOLD YOU!!!!

It does all of the fucking damage....all of it...
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<Snipped quote by Wade Wilson>

I TOLD YOU!!!!

It does all of the fucking damage....all of it...


You know, I don't even need to keep you in my apocalypse survival kit, because I bet you could predict the thing and stop it before it even happens. XD
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He can't stop the slapping of bitch though.
That's a force of fucking nature.
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@CharnobyliskOh don't you worry about that, I've been working on stopping the slapping of bitch ever since I read your CS.

Currently, I surmise that it takes us defeating the generals and destroying at least two mind control stations to get you out of hiding. The actual attack formation will require two rangers and one hyper sonic device but that's all I'm gonna tell you!
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Maybe not, but we'll see what a full team of rangers can stop after they've had time to get some power ups and training! :D

...

Yeah, the slapping of bitch will probably still win...
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It's funny because you think you know all her tricks. Ha.

How cute.
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@CharnobyliskIt's funny cause you think I haven't thought of every possible trick you could have. This plan accounts for your telekinetic abilities, your shape shifting, your ability to read minds, your strategic background, your vast amount of resources, and your alien biology and mannerisms. This plan is fool proof, or as fool proof as it can be without reading your mind, though I did do some slight guesses based off your personality using the posts you've made so far.

The only major flaw in this plan is that it's too insightful to be plausible, my character doesn't know anything about you so his strategy is impossible to be in existence without first encountering you a number of times.

But I've planned for that too, that's why the first goal is getting you out of hiding by defeating the generals. Assuming we can manage an encounter and escape at least five times, it will then be totally within reason for Jonah to have a profile of you at which point I'll do my best to strike you down.

I mean, obviously, no plan is perfect and there are plenty of things that can go wrong (like, so many things I had to account for) but I'm pretty confident in this one. While our first few confrontations will require the whole team just to survive, this last one is actually pretty simple. I made this plan based off of our current abilities so when it actually comes time for the final fight, we might do even better than I'm estimating now!

So yeah, it's a good plan, we probably won't ever actually do it...but it's a good plan.
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I never said you hadn't thought of everything, but being so cocky about it is kind of silly. You realise that I may not have made all of her things public knowledge. You don't know all her tricks!
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but with if drax shoots you with a gun

what then kouki

what then
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@Charnobylisk
Yeah, I thought you would keep things hidden and it would be crazy to assume that as a manager of Galatec you wouldn't have plenty of resources at your disposal or an ability we won't see coming but I've accounted for that.

Like I said though, we're never going to use this. Seriously, it requires so many things to not happen that by the time we're in a position to use it, none of this is going to be the same. I mean, I even factored in Jonah's possible demise at your hand and I'm still pretty sure that that isn't enough. The human mind is a miraculous mass of instability, constantly in flux as it creates and destroys new possibilities with each decision.

The idea that a single person could perfectly account and have a counter for any possible decision is literally impossible.

Like I said, it's as fool proof as possible, and I think it's good. But that doesn't make it perfect.

@Stekkmen I plan to catalog each of our adventures and enemies so when I die, you'll have a concrete book of data to form your opinions off of. Plus I already have a replacement in mind.

.....I think about things way too much...oh well...

EDIT: OH WAIT, SORRY!! I have a replacement if we're allowed to have replacements. Making guesses is one thing but I don't actually know if we're allowed to have replacements if we die, that might not be a rule....sorry..
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@Kouki I only think about the coming zombie apocalypse too much.
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Just got home. Prepare for a world update everyone! :D
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Jonah got an achievement!

Arachnid Lover!
heh....360 jokes...

Also, I don't wanna speak for Oliver but, based off of a similar situation concerning him, does anyone else feel like shits about to get real?
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@Kouki What similar situation.
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@alexfangtalonDude, don't you remember your sample!? When you laid down righteous fury upon a group of Githkin when they were giving that old man the business?

Now we have a similar scenario but this time with a child and you without ranger powers. Again, not to tell you anything about your own character, it just felt like that this scenario would probably end in a confrontation given its similarities to the former and Ollie's caring and heroic nature.

Hence my joke/reasoning concerning the current shit and me inquiring on to the others about their speculation on it rapidly expanding into the field of realness.

EDIT: Also, QUESTION MARK!!!!
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@Kouki Oh, sorry. I hadn't read it yet when I asked you.
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Sorry it's taking so long with the CS, I am utterly shite at writing long winded personality sections, but I am almost done.
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Sorry it's taking so long with the CS, I am utterly shite at writing long winded personality sections, but I am almost done.


Heh, same here. I managed to pull through, though :)

By the way, PM me if you need any tips - I used to absolutely hate making CSes, as I sometimes struggle to get a character concept down on (virtual) paper.
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Looks like I've got some competition on my hands.

You forgot your RP sample, by the way. Just lettin ya know ^^
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