"Guild City was attacked and defenses failed
Community was salty and began to wail
Mahz started bannin' like an awesome king
Cynder rounded up for a Guildfall swing
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
And while putting KBots on block
We're dancing 'cause GUILDFALL ROCKS"
What is your name? Do you have any nicknames? Please include them.My name is Volen Vradica, most call me Voly. Just check my passport, it's all there.
What is your gender?Okay, I'll let that pass since I have confused a lot of people. I'm a guy. Do you see boobs? No? Male. Do you want to strip-search me just to prove it? I look too much like a girl, so what? I'm Asian! Sorry for looking prettier than your wife, asshole.
How old are you?Just check the passport, it says 24. I'm sure I'm not really 16. I don't know why I look like a 16 year old highschool girl, it's just genetics!
What species are you? Please include details about said species.Typical Homo Sapien with typical super-human abilities. I'm not a Magical Girl. I said I am NOT A MAGICAL GIRL. If I had a magical wand I'd shove it down your throat.
What abilities and powers do you have? Do you have any expertise or “special skills”? Please include them.Mage of Arms. I couldn't find a better name because "Gun Mage" sounds so cheesy. Anyway, I can summon an arsenal of firearms via use of portal glyphs. They can be pistols, assault rifles, rocket-propelled grenades, even a rail gun. I'm still trying to work on summoning a laser cannon, those can be very tiring. These weapons can be summoned anywhere within my line of sight, so it's really handy when team mates need extra ammo. If I wanted, I could fire these weapons straight from their portal glyphs without actually holding them. Yeah, kind of like my own GATE OF BABYLON, haha.
Super-strength. I'm capable of German Suplexing mechs and damaging limbs. Fucking mechs.
I can see a third-person view of my surroundings. Yeah, weird huh? So useful when my vision is compromised.
Um, I also have...tough skin? Like, I've walked out of chaotic knife fights with very minor lacerations when I know I've been stabbed and sliced at dozens of times. Explosions push me reaaaaaally far, so I don't get burned much. I've been back-handed by a mecha and only got a bruise on my cheek. Long story short, I don't get hurt so easily, but....uhh, damn it does a number on my clothes. Not sure why, but my clothes tend to wear and tear. Like, after every mission, I come back with my armor and BDU barely intact, and my teamates keep teasing me about how I look like a bikini model when the day is done. What, NO! I don't wear bikinis! I'm a guy, we talked about this! I wear expensive boxer-briefs and they just fit well! THAT'S NOT A BRA, ITS KINESIO TAPE. IT PROTECTS MY UPPER BODY!
Are you skilled in certain types of combat? What type of weapon do you typically wield? My fighting style takes a lot from Krav Maga and the Keysi Fighting Method. It's a bit of dirty fighting that makes good use of elbows and knees, especially useful when it's extremely close combat with uneven terrain. I tend to go for soft points on the body to break an enemy's concentration and then go ape shit on'em. Usually I got knives and bayonettes to help out.
Oh wait, we're fighting big robots? Time to break stuff!
What equipment do you typically carry into battle? Or feel comfortable carrying into battle?A nice combo of submachine gun, shotgun, and pistol. Standard issue BDU with kevlar.
Are you affiliated with any other organization? If so, please say who and your rank.Nope.
Where in Guild City are you from?I'm actually here on vacation, but my hotel's at Casual.
What has your life been like so far?Okay, I guess. I'm a defense contractor, so I've seen a lot of battles. Killed lots of monsters. Banged lots of women. Paid lots of money. I also love cosplay. My hobby is going to anime conventions, getting drunk at room parties, and getting it on with hot cosplayers. The work I do is only meant to support my hobby. I'm currently on a 2-week paid leave. This was supposed to be a vacation.
Would you like to include any additional information that we may have missed?Is there a store anywhere in Guild City that sells FIGMAS?