@Thecrash20 I wanted to make the Duke drag them into formation, but it would look weird since he knows nothing about magic.
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Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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N I S Q H O G
Loves Teddy Bears｜Twenty Something｜Can't Speak Russian｜Is Potat
THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:
Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you
THE DREAMER:
All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.
THE ARTIST:
Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.
THE LOVER OF STUFF:
Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
- Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
- Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
- Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
WORDS OF WISDOM:
Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.
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A Potato-Hunter would be fantastic.
That is either unplausable or absolutely anti-climactic, depending on the grammar
@GodOfWar I'll make sure to give you something interesting.
@caliban22 Yeah, pretty sure it was a Star Wars RP. Not 100% on that, but I insantly remembered your name :D
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@GingerBoi123 HEYYYYYY BOII!!!
Haha wassup Gingerboi. Cool RP idea, mind if I join? Well, if we get enough interest that is.
Haha wassup Gingerboi. Cool RP idea, mind if I join? Well, if we get enough interest that is.
@Legatus Bellum I am a simple man, I see Legend of the Galactic Heroes art and I'm interested. I am also a VERY SIMPLE MAN, I see ancient roman themes and I am interested.
Also, hi @vietmyke@Conscripts@Nariata and possibly @caliban22 from that one RP that I doubt you remember.
Man this is like a club of friendly faces.
Also, hi @vietmyke@Conscripts@Nariata and possibly @caliban22 from that one RP that I doubt you remember.
Man this is like a club of friendly faces.
The post is up, and I think I may have more to add to our plans. After some thinking, I have came to a conclusion that you can read in the IC, and I want to know your thoughts on my change of plan. Or altering, if you want to sugarcoat it.
Also sorry for double posting, I just want to make sure everyone gets a notification about the new post :P
Also sorry for double posting, I just want to make sure everyone gets a notification about the new post :P
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The Duke seatde himself comfortably, as he listened to the orc explain his plans. Albeit simple, they were good plans nevertheless. A cheap trick you can pull once against a weak oppononent, which the enemy appeared to be. He was more suprised about the fact that these beings could think further than "smash headz". Maybe the records of them were intentionally trying to ruin their image, or their leader was one particularly gifted orc.
But at the mention of the Scaleguards his whole body and mind recoiled from the idea. The scaleguards were elite units meant for Royal protection and not as combat units. Sure, they could do jsut as fine as the rest of them, but their equipment lacked shields, and they were better at small skirmishes rather than large battles like this. However he remained silent, and hoped that the sisters would not have to engage in close combat in the first day.
The other surprise was the lack of planning for the artillery units, which not only sounded stupid, but he honesty thought was a waste of equipment. The plan was not in favor of the Saqquar's strenght, with his offensive units staying in the back, and his defensive units having to participate in combat. He glanced at Aleriana who seemed to insantly understand his thoughts, and simply nod to agree with the Duke's hesitation about agreeing with the plan.
After the orc spoke, three other raised their voice, thought only one of them gave usable information. The first was Lothian, the commander of the elf forces. He was quick to agree with the plan, which seemed surprising the skirmishes between his race and the orcs. Calanis could only guess that everyone seated here had mutual interests, and decided to part with their grudges. Except one man, the same man who raised his voice against the orcs beforehand: Florian. The insolent bastard has been silently giving him furious glances, likely offended by hiw previous statement about him. But the Duke honestly didn't care about the young man, and he will never care for the mental well.being of someone who tries to ruin a community effort. The words of the prince were dismissive and filled with disgust, and he quickly left the tent for some makeshift reason. Calanis noted that he would need to find the man after the meeting and have a little "chat" about manners.
The third man who spoke up was one who sat in relative silence ever since the meeting began, but unleashed a detailed monolouge about his thoughts on the plan. And he had to give it to this Bane guy: he knew his soldiers well. After all, if you know your men and you know your enemy, you cannot lose a battle, and he admired the commander for that. As his speech came to an end, Calanis couldn't stand waiting to discuss the issue of artillery any longer and spoke up before anyone else could.
"Excuse me Pizurk, but I have noticed that you haven't planned for the artillery pieces that I have brought with myself. Surely you must not think that they are unnecessary, and I would argue against not using them." He quickly leant over the table, and moved all the artillery pieces into a formation behind the allied troops. His hands moved with skill, and the groups of artilelry he set up were fire bases tested by time in his mock matches against his father. "Your plan is one that has won many battles in history, but I think you fail to see the chance we have right now. We are sure that our enemy won't deploy the 6th Legion because they want to keep their best troops for the last, so instead they send in their undergeared and unloyal auxilaries. Maybe after this battle, they will bring in their better troops, but this time our enemy expects a plan similar to yours. I say we do not hesitate to muster the biggest force we can, and route the auxilaries. If we don't, they will come back at a later date, but if we can score a decisive victory today that breaks their morale, they might even rebel or defect. They won't expect us using all of our resources, and artillery is something I doubt they would thoroughly account for in their plans. Our losses may be a few percent higher if we wish to crush them, but their losses will skyrocket if our mindset is more agressive against a weaker foe like them."
He took a deep breath before continuing, watching the facial expressions of the other commanders. "I suggest we stick to the plan, but try to use our artillery pieces on the enemy." He glanced towards Alexander, the person who has brought perhaps the most terrifyin arsenal with him in the form of armored war elephants. "And I suggest we keep Alexander's heavy cavalry in reserve. If the enemy isn't wavered in morale by the time we close the trap on them, the elephants can make a short work of the enemy troops and their command structure stuck in a narrow tunnel. These auxilaries have never seen beasts like these before, but who knows if the Legionaries have devised a way of dealing with them. Let's grab this chance offered to us, and absolutely crush the first wave of enemies." He stopped to think about his next sentence, but nothing else came to his mind. The plan was simple, and his addition to it was nothing more than insurance, there was nothing complicated to understand here. So instead of saying anything else, he bowed and sat back down in his seat, his eyes glued to Pizurk.
@TJByrum He DID make some good points, but the whole point was that his speech tried to ruin this fragile allkance in the very first moment. "Every civilization's worth is determined by how they treat their weakest." In this case that civilization is us, and the orcs are not the "weakest" per say, but definetly the worst of us.
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