If there were two things you avoided while in New Orleans, the first was the nasty curses settled onto innocuous objects and the second was a Kingston-Gray cleaning spree. Armed with windex, fabuloso, and a veritable army of lint rollers and microfiber cloths, James and Ben tore through the house, pressing anyone who dare get too close into service. Windows were scrubbed to shining, pictures frames nearly new, and for once, the various piles of games, books, and other miscellaneous clutter that sat in the corners suddenly found new homes. Max, of course, would have preferred to clean the house with magic but there was love in the elbow grease they used and magic wouldn't satisfy the pair.
It took longer than they'd like but eventually, the house was spic and span. Though, knowing the boys, itâd be put back through the blender soon enough. Still, James and Ben liked company thinking they had some part of their life together so it was an important part of anyone coming over. James stored the chemicals and supplies while Ben tossed the clothes to wash.
âShit, shit, shit.â James muttered before raising his voice.
âLess than five minutes until we're supposed to open the portal! He shouted through the house, rushing to his bedroom to change quickly.
Max stood in the center of the room where they were cleaning, checking his watch periodically to ensure they wouldn't be late. He watched as James flew through the room, letting out a sigh as everything became
immaculate.
âYou're robbing the house of its personality. A healthy layer of dust or clutter can help add character to a location. Unless your goal is to turn our place into a showroom for a museum.â He protested. He'd offered up his magic, not just for ease but also to keep the house from becoming
too clean. When James shouted it was five minutes till arrival, Max looked back at his watch and noticed it had stopped ticking. Blasted thing must've finished its wind without his notice.
Ben turned around on his heel, covered in a fine layer of sweat, the collar of his shirt popped open, and a tacky pair of yellow gloves on his hands.
âMaximilian Gray, if you do a single spell to give the house personality by making everything dirty againâŠâ he warned,
âthen youâll be sleeping on the couch!â he threatened, as if he wouldnât fold at a single request from his husband - as if he could ever deny him anything, especially these days.
âJaaaames itâs an emergency!!!â Casper screamed from the bedroom, surrounded by a veritable avalanche of shoes. There were
specific shoes that he had wanted to wear for today - they were his favorites, a cute little pair of sparkly pink pumps that went
so well with his kimono - and they were
missing. He couldnât find them. He had thrown every pair of shoes he owned out of the walk-in closet and into the middle of the bedroom, and while he had managed to find one of them, he couldnât find the other! There were easily two hundred shoes surrounding him, as Casper repeatedly slipped and fell like in a ball pit, struggling to unearth anything that even remotely resembled the missing heel - but he owned
so much pink.
âJaaaaames!!!!âJames was pounding his way up the stairs as his husband screamed. He'd left Casper alone for too long; who knew what trouble he'd gotten himself into. James skidded to a halt in front of their door and threw it open, breathing heavily as he took in the sighing in their bedroom. The once beautifully cleaned and organized bedroom was nowâŠ
James sighed, equal parts irritation and fondness in his chest. He stepped gingerly into the shoe avalanche and supported his husband, guiding him to lean on him.
âBabes, I would really like to help you but I need to change really quick and you know how bad I am at telling the difference between your shoes.â James picked his husband up, wading through the mess and into their closet, putting him down and kissing his nose.
âGive me a moment to change, we'll find your shoes, and then head downstairs.â James stripped efficiently, swapping out The ratty cleaning shirt for something clean and pressed, basketball shorts swapped out for tight jeans. He picked up his loafers, paused, and looped his fingers through a pair of pumps and lifted them out for Casper's inspection.
âAre these what you're looking for, babes?â Max quirked an eyebrow at his husband, as if they didn't have couches so soft you could pass out in them at a moment's notice. But that wasn't what the threat was, no, it was a night without his husband by his side. A part of him debated on teasing him, telling him if that was the case he could spend the night with a certain necromancer they shared. But in Ben's current mood that wouldn't go over too well.
âI don't plan to don't worry. No Mystic Mischief making more messes.â He said with his hands in the air to prove innocence.
âHowever it's now time and you're not even dressed yet. Let alone showered, so perhaps we focus more on that?ââ...Shit,â Ben muttered, his shoulders slumping for a moment.
âCan you pick something out? While Iâm showering?â he then requested. His husbandâs fashion sense exceeded his own - and unlike him, Max wasnât color blind. He waited for a moment, before rushing up the stairs to shower and change as quickly as he could - it would only take him a few minutes, if he was fast about it. He didnât have a really complicated shower routine - just basic soap, shampoo, and conditioner.
In the bedroom, Casper gasped, his eyes positively sparkling. THOSE WERE HIS SHOES! He rapidly looked between the pair of pumps in Jamesâ hands, and then back at the single one he was holding. Identical. The same.
Did he get a second pair and not remember it?? Had he always had duplicates?? Were there more duplicate shoes to be found in the pile?? Had Max conjured an extra set of his favorite shoes and never told him??
âYou found them!!!!â Casper squealed, jumping right back up into Jamesâ arms, whether his husband was ready or not.
âI didnât know I had three - I didnât know shoes could come in threes!!â He covered Jamesâ face in kisses, tiny little red imprints from his lipstick slowly coating his husband.
Max nodded along as he gestured for Ben to hurry along and get ready. They were already falling behind, and now he needed to find an outfit for him while he finished getting ready. Max trailed along behind Ben, slapping his ass as they made their way up the stairs and went towards their room. He pulled out a soft green button up shirt, specks of gold and red splattering across almost like flowers in an oil painting. It cut low, just below the collar bone, and he paired it with a pair of brown earthy toned pants and some loafers.
âClothes is on the bed honey! I'm going to go check on Casper and James.â He shouted through the running water before making his way over to their side and knocking at Caspers Door.
âAre you two ready yet? We are late. How are we late when I literally bend space to my whim?âJames was well acquainted with his husband's eccentricities. So when he saw the brief disconnect, he could piece the puzzle together. He was ready when Casper launched himself, catching him and laughing as the kisses tickled his face. He returned one and carried his husband back to the bed, setting him on the edge and kneeling down.
âYou had Max duplicate these once when you lost one that time you went out drinking while I was in Venezuela.â James reminded him, helping into his shoes and pressing a kiss to the inside of his knee. He looked up at the sound of Max pounding at the door and tsked.
âWe're coming now, Max!â James shouted back, pulling Casper to his feet.
âOhhh right⊠Huh,â Casper shrugged a bit, before looking down at his beautiful husband, kneeling before him.
âYou know⊠If youâre already down there⊠And weâre already running late⊠Do they really need all four of us to show up to the portal?â he pouted, doing his best to look like a princess.
âCasper I can practically feel what your thoughts are and the answer is no you don't have time and yes you two do have to be down there when the portal opens! Now let's move it people!â Max said as he made his way back downstairs and towards a small wooden box, opening it up to show a small metal medallion. If it wasn't for Agatha, this would still be locked up, but a student needed it in order to stay or even visit here. He let out a sigh before closing the box and pocketing it into his coat.
James took a deep breath. It was tempting, but James shook his head.
âI'll make it up to you after the kids have settled in.â James promised, wrapping his arm around Casper's waist and leading him out of the bedroom, following Max's grumbling.
Casper preened at Jamesâ promise, fully intending on cashing it in the minute that he was bored with teasing Dorian about his boyfriend - the other kids coming over didnât interest him as much. Well, the kids that werenât his kids after all - he was excited to have his baby boys back around the house, things were far too quiet and clean with them gone!
âYouâre just jealous, Max!â he shouted out, before following along with his husband.
Ben hopped out of the shower, using his tentacles to quickly grab a towel, drying himself off, and with the other tentacles, he grabbed the clothing and got himself dressed in the gray shirt that Max had picked out for him. He didnât super understand the choice of gray - maybe a play on their last name? - but he trusted his fashion expertise. Once dressed, Ben rushed from the room, before hurrying his way downstairs.
âIâm surprised you didnât pick something more colorful, honey,â he said, giving Max a kiss on the cheek.
âBut thank you.âOnce everyone had gathered together in the kitchen downstairs, Max led them all outside, walking to the edge of their property with the house framed right behind them.
âAgatha had gotten a hold of me, one of the studenrs cannot step inside for now but we haveâŠmeasures. So for now we can greet them from out here.â Max returned the kiss back, half tempted to do so when the portal opened but he didn't want to traumatize all the kids, only his son.
âIt's a magic shirt honey, but you need to wear your glasses in order to see that magic happen. Special enchantment just for you.â He said as he began to hold one hand out while the other spun in a clockwise formation at his side but just from the wrist.
At first a singular minute star had appeared, like a diamond glistening in the sky with shades of pink, blues, and purples radiating off of its center. Then, it moved, leaving a trail of those triadic colors with a silver center as it followed Max's hand movement until a circle was fully formed. On one side stood the children waiting to come over, and the other, the Kingston-Gray family. Before the students stood the Kingston-Gray family and the
estate in the background. But more importantly than that, for two certain individuals (Mads and Vicky), they would be able to see more to the scene. Swirls of magic radiated from every aspect of their surroundings. Flowers, grass, the very gate behind them and even the housing was hued by a series of ultraviolet lights that mimicked at psychedelic painting. Max's eyes instantly snapped to his two boys. Danni and Dorian, a warm smile growing as he got to see them once more since Thanksgiving break. Besides him, or rather attached to him?, was another boy, younger with shaggy hair, his shirt being unbuttoned by Dorian as they muttered something. Then again blonde he recognized from a photo, the young Van Dyne whom he'd need to have a chat with, and finallyâŠ
Max froze for a moment as he feared his eyes or magic were playing a trick on him. As if he needed his own pair of glasses to remove this spell. Three people from his past, all lives he (to his knowledge) couldn't save in one way or another, and here they stood at the age he'd lost them. Three was a very important number, and now Max had to wonder what was going to happen to his little slice of life after this all cleared up. Max cleared his throat to gather everyone's attention.
âGood evening students of Margaret Carter Academy. I am Maximillian Gray, Master of the Mystic arts, father to the wonderful Dorian Gray and Husband to Ben Gray who is right over there. Next we have James and Casper Kingston, fathers of Danni Kingston as I'm sure you're all aware. We welcome you to Kingston-Gray Estate, it may not seem big but you'll find nothing is as it seems here in the French Quarter of New Orleans. Everyone has their own rooms, I will be providing you all with a key that will lead you to them, but before everyone gets settledâŠplease watch your hands and feet as you are exiting the portal, maintain them at your sides at all times and enjoy your stay. Oh. And Miss Van Dyne? A word before you enter our abode please.â Max said as he took a step back and gestured for them all to enter and go past towards the other family members, his eyes locked onto Vicky, Andy, Zari, and Mads.
James gave Max a side eye. For a moment, he could have swore Dr. Strange had somehow taken over his friendâs body. Heâd tuck that away for later, when he could tease him mercilessly. His delighted at seeing their sons turned to surprise when a familiar pair of faces stared back through the portal. Andy and Zari looked almost identical to the last time he saw them. James, and Casper by extension, had kept himself from aging but he didn't recall them having that ability.
âAre you two- OOF!âDanni hurtled into Casper and James at full speed, jumping up and grabbing them both in a hug that threatened to knock them over.
âPapa, Pops!â "Danni!!! Iâve missed you kiddo!!!â Casper beamed. He had the constitution of a wet noodle, so as his son barreled into him, he wasnât able to put up much resistance, instead having to just have faith that James would be able to support all three of them - that or theyâd end up sprawled on the ground, which was perfectly fine with him. It wouldnât be the first family cuddle pile, and it definitely wouldnât be the last. He was so distracted with seeing his kiddo again that he didnât notice the ghosts from his past - didnât notice the girl he had given a safe sex talk to that had essentially just been
kick him in the dick.
Ben rolled his eyes a bit at his husbandâs theatrics - and as Max was giving his speech, he reached into his pocket, his glasses magically appearing as they were enchanted to do so. When he put them on, he couldnât help but shake his head, seeing the greens and reds of the shirt. His husband was such a troll sometimes. But then something else caught his attention, and Ben cleared his throat.
âDorianâŠâ he raised an eyebrow, seeing his son unbuttoning his boyfriendâs shirt.,
Dorian had been fixing Percy's shirt, no matter how many times he told him you don't button every one up, he still managed to do so every time.
âPerce it's a flannel in New Orleans, trust me you'll want it at least halfway undo-â The all too familiar sound of his family coming from behind him, including his father's stern voice with just his name as a command, a challenge, as is to ask him what it was that he thought he was doing.
âAppa!â Dorian shouted as he sprang forward through the portal and wrapped his arms around Ben's waist before motioning for Percy to follow him in.
T'ats's Percy, my boyfriend I told you guys about over break. T'e one who sends me Chaucer.ââPleasure to meet you, Percy,â Ben said, giving his son a tight hug. He couldnât help that he was curious about this boy - Dorian had barely been able to shut up about him.
âThe Chaucer you selected was rather nice - good taste,â he complimented. He wasnât going to admit it, but he had started looking forward to Dorian revealing the daily Chaucer text during Thanksgiving break - it had been a nice little bit of intellectualism to start the day with.
Every muscle in Percyâs body was tensed as he stepped through the portal, grateful that the sunglasses were hiding how bloodshot his eyes were. He couldnât help but hyperfixate on every interaction, every exchange - was he standing normally? How was he supposed to stand to look casual? Or was casual the wrong approach for meeting Dorianâs parents? Should he make a quick jump back another ten minutes or so, just to get a bit more reading done on how to make a good first impression? Or should he let this entire chain of events play out first, and
then jump back for another shot?
âErm⊠Yes,â Percy said, completely flustered.
âIâm⊠Iâm Percy. It is very nice to meet you.ââWelcome home, Danni. It's been too quiet without you too.â James laughed, reaching out as he held the three of them up to ruffle Dorian's hair. Danni beamed up at his parents mischievously.
âWell, it's gunna get a lot louder now! Guuuuuys! Come on, I wanna see your rooms! Pa always makes t'em a little different when âe adds âallways!â Danni whirled to address his friends, waving them to come over.
âWe can get y'all settle din and t'en we got a ton of games t'at we can play and movies ta watch and stuff ta do! Come on, come on, come on!â Danni jumped as his phone vibrated, fishing it out and beaming at the group chat photo on the screen before answering.
"'ey, Princess!!!! Everyone's just gettin' 'ere and I'm givin' them a tour! What's up?"Max made his way over towards Percy, still waiting for the others to come on through.
âMr. Novikov, it's a pleasure to finally meet you. I've heard so many things about you from Dorian. Including a series of messages aboutâŠa certain museum? That I will apparently need to fix.â âPaaaaaa! It's Novikovaaaa. âOw many times do i âave to remind you. T'ere's an ah at the end t'ere. I'd say ask Perce but âe doesnt even know âis own name.â Dorian joked.